world_domination

Batman who laughed

all I can say is Holy Shít......

I think you should come with the Golden gun too because you know that's just awesome

honestly I love 007 but I think Lloyd be a better template

God forbid you end up in Albany lol 😂 people tell you you're in the capital of the state of New York and you'll be like you're shìtting me right???

it's not that they could defeat the balrogs it's that they were the closest to perfect as the what we would call angels as the balrogs was they could definitely fight against but just a handful of balrogs destroyed many of the firstborn in the first age in the war of wrath they were morgoths commanders on the battlefield in the 800 year siege of the dark bastion

Hanzo casually sitting on his salamander like a Chad a week from today casually looking at danzos broken body thinking who the fúck was this guy? he was so weak

this is not correct timeline-wise? he doesn't become jiraiya's student until after the second war ends and jiraiya comes back to konoha after training Nagato Konan and yahiko he still got a couple years to go before Minato becomes his student

a stalemate in a war is the worst possible situation that means your whole army is eating up resources you're logistics is continuing to run eating up water food medicine armaments resources and you're not making any progress