The_Booker_VesselAuthor2mth

2024-08-25 17:44

Listen up, you beautiful heathens... shameless author here :) Writing a review on your own book is not easy, but I have to make some things clear. So, you've stumbled into this little corner of literary hell, where we're giving old lucifer a little makeover. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Satan's supposed to be prideful! He's the OG bad boy! He probably eats kittens for breakfast and uses orphan tears as mouthwash!" And yeah, traditionally, you'd be right. But here's the kicker – we're not here to play by the rules. We're here to break 'em, set 'em on fire even... This book isn't about erasing the Devil you know. It's about adding some spicy new dimensions to that red-hot personality. Think of it as Satan's midlife crisis and his discovery of the therapeutic benefits of being human despite the powerlessness... including the juicy lemons off course. And for those of you clutching your pearls, please take a deep breath. We're not trying to make Lucifer a saint – that'd be like trying to teach a fish to climb a wall. We're just exploring the idea that even the baddest of the bad might have moments of doubt, vulnerability, or *gasp* actual feelings. So, if you're ready to see the Devil in a whole new light (fictional off course) – sometimes dim, sometimes flickering, but always fascinating – then stick around as long as possible. Now, who's ready to give the Devil his due... and maybe a hug while we're at it? Not the real one, though. Happy reading, and feel free to criticize. I'm always open for suggestions.

I, the devil, forced to start with just three beauties!

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