thunderpants

slapstick comedy mc dies and transmigrates, his golden finger , he has the look at me system, and he gets show off points which he can use to upgrade skills. I don't like the opening, author skips over 1st life Wuxia life, and just summarizes it, mc defeats all the martial artists in the world gaining show off points (how we don't known author just states it), mc wins the favor of the world's top courtesan by rowing on a boat in a lake reciting people from earth, winning her heart (what poetry did he recite?), mc reaching the, limit of the wuxia world and is smited by heavenly thunder even in death mc gets show off points, Transmigrating to Xiania cultivator world. what was the point should had mc start out in cultivator world at the beginning.

star wars meets Wuxia, set in a galaxy far far away. what is mightier the sword or the laser gun? Raised by a old man, the mc is taught martial arts, when when a woman appears seeking help, he will use his sword and laser blaster to blaze a trail through the many planets of the empire.

so a Chinese version of the Librarian, which is a show about a super smart guy who spends many years in college. MC is cataloging clay pots Ina sumerian ruin when a cave in happens. (think Indiana jones). He transmigrate to a western body, and he has to deal with magical artifacts like books, which grants magic powers the problem is books contaminate the nearby people into monsters called seeds, and when 100 or more monsters are created the area becomes the magic items territory, and entering the area controlled you are under the mercy of said magical item like magic book, he spent decades in college learning everything he eill need that knowledge.

so guy graduates college at bottom of his class, as he is the last to leave the college dorm he suddenly gets a system, he is given a choice of 3 systems, he picks the hedge fund rich tycoon system, I wish he would have chosen the demon contract system. He gets 10% interest on liquid funds so he keeps money in his bank account to earn system interest. Ding hedgefund system rewards host with 10% interest of liquid funds. System quest appearance makes the man, Ding Host system is issuing timed quest within 6 hours upgrade your appearance system will grade new appearance, ding system evaluates haircut at 88% reward 100% cash back refunded credit payment gor haircut, ding watch critical hit reward, the wealthy have great posture, host rewarded with posture correction, System quest: Gentleman are learned men, read classic works of literature system will reward property based on how many books read in 14 days. I am puzzled and confused at the things author thinks is luxury. A guy in a BMV argues with him over a girl, then a guy in a Toyota Alphard appears and the guy in the BMW is scared off, I won't fight with someone with a Alphard, really? Alphards cost the same as a Camry is it really that luxury over a bmw, author even breaks down cost of BMW over Alphard and mc is now rich, maybe the authors wants one.. the other items like MC trades in his Xiao is phone for a iPhone, and he talks about how LV is not that great he prefers Armani are more in line with luxury.

slap stick comedy, The problem is the author argues with you, opening was ruined by author explaining why its OK to have mc stealing food from a vendor. mc is a cat, so cats steal food, why is the author explaining why he is writing about somethings. so mc dies and the 2 world's are merging and has emotion system which can grant powers and items from old world, and mc has emotion system which can absorb emotions if they are directed at it, dam cat you stole my food, ding host has absorbed anger. The powers are just random, mc gets Random powers, ding you receive Jim Carreys "Mask", and can now transform, ding you now have Superman Bullert proof body, ding you now have flashes speed. The items are Random too, ding, you have received a dagger from house of flying daggers. The mc needs the powers and items because monsters from the mc old world come too, oh no at the school is the slug monster! from the faculty! Hijinks ensue as many different momonster come.

opening was not that great needless face slapping, it's is I the waste, I have returned! waste your are not worthy of elder sister, etc and slow updates.

super slow updates, mc uses cheat system to show that martial arts are not obsolete, the problem I have is author is scared of being sued so he only uses historical characters and leaves out real people like no mention of famous recent martial artist who used it to make movies like Jet Li, Jackie Chan and of course Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris.

good story so far but it's so slow pace at the beginning, you read chapters of him just training you have trained 5/100 points in 5 animal martial arts today.

not my cup of tea, mc all he does is whine, oh poor me, my life socks, you all suck, so emo mc, reading about his thoughts a real put off, you bastard serves you right.

bad translation translator using complicated words from dictionary you have been warned but people don't talk like this, the learned young man was shallow and pedantic. The police officer yelled: you are a dangerous recidivism skilled with knife work, with ample criminal experience and throughly premeditated and planned in action! then there are the jokes. oh there you are leaving me alone, is this your American bullying.