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I mean, we all act like we wouldn't be this guy, but in reality 80% of us would do the same if we were in a similar situation

Spare tire

120m or 400ft

Penis

Yeah, it's unfortunate that most novels are like this. I get that people want romance, but you can also just be a good friend. Not every girl has to be a romantic interest. Honestly, these Chinese novels seem a bit too selfish / self-centered. The MC gets all the cultivation resources, gets all the money, gets all the girls. At best, friends are just glorified lackey in 99% of the novels. There is almost never a theme of "we all get stronger together". It's always about stepping on piles of corpses or shattered dreams on the way to the top. For a communist country, their novels sure have a very capitalist vibe.

Think of this like botox. This is talking about butt lift or butt enhancer etc. Its more like applying creams, injections, or fillers to improve shape. Not quite cosmetic surgery but close.

This sentence alludes to having his wife cheat on him. Aka green hat

I found a raw / mtl translation but it stopped updating at chapter 518. Not sure if the author has dropped this series.

Erotic?

They missed the word job at the end. It sounds so weird without it.