An arsed book unfortunately. In all seriousness I just couldn't get passed "arsed" in every other paragraph. Extrenely repeated words are jarring and moreso uncommom ones. I liked where it was going but it was to annoying to read.

I think it would be great if you avoided sound affects and instead described them

For a room to yourself, that is still very bbry comfortable. 49sqm is around 500sqft!