Lazybums

How can you gift someone something as a thank you, and then call them greedy when they take it..

They always come back

I think it is supposed to saw “are you alright”…

Friendzone

I can’t lie… if my dad married me off to someone I dont like while I had someone else in mind, I would be pissed. not only that, I am forced to do manual labour I had never done for said person …

Wait.. am I the only one who has eaten so much I have to loosen my pants …

Then why do you keep kidnapping these people if you hate their reaction so much..

Wow.. so you would rather kill your wife..