ISharpe

I'm ready to cook a turkey dinner, just need turkey, seasoning, potatoes, veggies...do I have an oven or a stove? don't know, we'll find out. But I'm definitely ready to cook that dinner...

no witnesses means perfect stealth!

this is the way?

....okay

tis but a scratch

honestly...that really would be interesting...

old masters, vampire bats, raccoons in your backyard...all of these things can be one and the same.

just keep an eye out for the red sword behind the curtain.

why so salty? stop making it sound so profound a trap is a trap is a trap. Also, even the gold could put his family in danger. Are you new? How many times have we read a poor man treasuring a jade is a crime?! MC is an idiot, it's okay to admit it. I'm still here reading all the same.

sigh....so he "is" stupid. good to know