Yippee-Ki-Yay Motherfu- (An Elder Scrolls Fanfiction)

After getting abducted in his sleep, a homeless man sets off into the world of Skyrim, ready to fulfill his childhood dreams... you know, the normal ones. Definitely not the ones where he wanted to shoot Alduin in the face with a nuke-bullet, or perform a purge of Coldharbour and its rape-demon overlord. Yep, definitely not those ones. Nope, he was just going to live a fun dream of being a magic cowboy in a magic land, nothing more. Definitely.