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The ordinary life of Goblin!

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BREED ALL WOMEN. ( straight out of Greek mythology) breed cows breed pigs breed elves breed dwarves breed dragons breed holy saints breed goddesses breed celestials breed fairies breed anything that's breedable. All Hail goblin supremacy!!! kneel and kotow 10 times. also leave your wife and scram. --- [ R-18] [ Strong to stronger ] [ Imperial harem ] [Non-human mc] [System] [ Jack of all trade, master of none ] [virgin nuns ] cover: AI art. started: 27 Nov 2024.

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Chapter 1Getting the System!

[Ding!]

Looking at the blue hologram in front of him, he was flabbergasted.

The legendary all mighty system window.

He got on his knees, eyes almost teary.

He was about to cry seeing this window.

It was hard.

Life of course, not something else.

His name is Akira, someone from japan, a virgin loser, a total stinky otaku who took a bath once a year.

However, after fapping too much he died from a heart attack and got reincarnated as a small goblin.

He was often bullied and today he almost died from starvation.

Living as a weak monster, he was in constant threat of death and since he was more intelligent than the regular goblin he was left out.

He was like trash for the goblin community.

Once the goblin lord even gave him a beautiful woman to make out but he denied because she was already covered in goblin semen and was on the verge of death.

Rejecting the lord's offer, he was kicked out of the tribe.

Left alone in the wild forest where he couldn't even hunt a wild boar, he was hungry and tired.

His consciousness was literally hanging on a thin thread.

However, now with the system in his hand, it's time he shows those goblins, who is the real boss and build a harem of virgin nuns from the holy church.

That way he would secure a place in hell for himself.

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[Name: Akira ]

[Race: Goblin ]

[Class: Wild Being ( default ) ]

[level:1 ]

( GOBLINS can only level up through sex and 100% of them are rapists - well duh)

[ Battle power: 10 ]

[ Mana: None ]

Looking at the blue hologram in front of him, Akira was left stunned.

His battle power was merely 10? That makes no sense.

"Hey system, what is the average battle power for goblins!?"

[Ding! The average Battle power for regular lowly goblins is 100 ]

[Ding! The host is a pussy, who gets easily scared so, your battle power is 10 ]

Hearing this, his blood began to boil.

As someone from the modern world how can he digest such cold harsh truth that is designed to slap his face.

He clenched his fist while humming.

"You Bastard..." He cussed knowing he couldn't go any further.

Who knows the system might leave him.

"hmph! Ok hurry up and hand me a newbie gift..."

[Ding! Oh, you know about newbie gifts? How interesting... However, before that let me introduce myself and give you brief detail on how the system works]

"Skip..."

System: "..."

What the fuck was that? Does this bitch think it's some kind of cutscenes?

[You...]

The system despite not being visible seems completely angry to be treated like this.

[Very well, let's see how far you can go with that attitude!]

[You have obtained a newbie gift package, please check inventory]

This system, like any other system he has read on earth consists of; inventory, shop, lottery.

To use the shop and lottery he needs something called Sex coins.

Sex coins, as the name suggests can be obtained after smashing some women.

The higher the status or battle power of women, the more the point.

However obtaining points isn't easy, such strong or influential women would rather commit suicide than make out with a trash goblin.

+---+

The virgin otaku hurriedly checked the inventory and smirked.

His teeth completely yellow, shining like gold thanks to sun rays.

"Muhahaha... Finally, it's my turning point," he laughs like keyaru as if he was gonna heal some women.

It's healing time.

[Ding! You have opened the newbie package]

[You have obtained Class card ×1, which can help you awaken a growth type class based on your choice]

[You have obtained a weapon card ×1, which will grant you a weapon based on your class]

[You have obtained an attire card ×1, which will grant you attire based on your class]

[ Would you like to choose a class?]

[ YES ] [ No ]

Is that a question that needs to be asked?

Heck yeah.

Let's get the class.

[Please choose class:

•Mage

•Magic swordsman

•Farmer

•Freelancer ]

Looking at the classes presented before him, he hurriedly checked their description.

Mage was great with high damage output but being alone it wasn't suitable.

Magic swordsman was a great choice being proficient in sword and magic with great ultity and versatility.

Farmer? No! No! No! A big no.

Freelancer? Hmm, that's a great choice with very high utility because freelance is like a master of all trades but master of none.

Suppose, an average person has talent of 10, if he chooses sword class, his talent on sword will increase to 100.

Likewise, freelancer will increase talent in all fields but not much like a direct class.

He can use all forms of magic or weapons.

Akira wondered for a moment thinking which profession he should choose, a magic swordsman or freelancer.

After a short thought, he chose a freelancer because that is the ideal for solo wanderers like him.

Not to mention it was a growth type. Who knows he might become god later on.

[Ding! You have chosen Freelancer as your class]

[Ding! You have obtained 4 new skills ]

1. Heal: Heals yourself or other person.

2. Magic control: can control the magic of all elements.

3. Quick: increase your movement, attack speed by 30% for 3 minutes with Cooldown of 1 minute.

4. Copy ( passive ): after witnessing a skill or artwork, you can copy it, however you have to watch the skill being used from start to end.

[ Ding! Item and Attire card used automatically]

[Ding! You have obtained mana heart for getting a class related to mana ]

"aarghhh..." Suddenly he fell on his knees, his green skin turning even greener.

He was screaming in pain, while his body was changing a little bit.

Suddenly, he was covered by a mage orb and a magical ring appeared on his ring finger.

• Magical formless attire (growth type )

-Requirement: Class Freelancer

-Greatly increases defense

- Hide presence.

- Indestructible

- can change shape.

• Magical formless weapon ( growth type )

- Requirement: class Freelancer

- can change shape into other weapons.

- increase attack power

- Indestructible

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