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The Kung Fu Baby is Four Years Half and has 17 Pampering Brothers

Author: Drunken Blue Bridge
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Gu Miaomiao was born with an ancient martial arts system but was caught in dimensional turbulence that sent her back to ancient times, where she trained to become a female artist. When she was four and a half years old, she returned to the present world and assumed a journey to look for her family. When netizens learned that a certain star was bringing a child to a variety show, all the netizens were convinced that he would suffer a blow to his public image and felt sympathy for the child. Scene one: Star trying to sleep in while the child pulls off his blanket.Netizens: The game is over. The star has always been known to get cranky when he wakes up. He's going on a rant now! Miaomiao: I'm hungry. Cook something for me, okay? Star: Right away.Netizens: That's not the star we know!Scene two: Star falls into a pool when he tries to make a grab for food ingredients.Netizens: That's going down as the star's lowest moment! Screenshot it right now! Miaomiao: It's alright! I'm coming to save you! Walking over to the water, Miaomiao carried the star to the solid ground while carrying the food basket in the other hand.Netizens: Screenshot that! It's a highlight! Miaomiao is a strong female lead boss! Scene three: Children gathering food ingredients in a villageNetizens: The star would definitely tell Miaomiao to hoard. In fact, the star was quietly following Miaomiao, worried that she would get bullied. Netizens: So that's how you really are, Star!

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Chapter 1I'm Back

In a remote area outside Jiang city.

Dark clouds gathered overhead as if there would be heavy rain soon.

No one noticed that behind the layers of dark clouds, a crack appeared in the sky, and a small figure was falling rapidly.

When it was a few hundred meters above the ground, the small figure's descending speed slowed down a little.

At this moment, the dark clouds quickly dispersed, and the sky became clear again.

A child fell to the ground with a thud.

[Ancient martial art system: Host, are you okay?]

The child on the ground slowly got up, revealing a round and chubby face.

She had a pair of big eyes that were like grapes. The corners of her eyes were round and slightly drooped. The pair of eyes look innocent, bright, and filled with spirit. She was smiling at this moment.

"Miaomiao is fine. People who practice martial arts have rough skin and thick flesh. The pain is nothing to me."

She claimed to have rough skin and thick flesh. But in fact, she was white and tender. Her cheeks looked soft and easy to pinch. At this moment, she was wearing a short-sleeved martial arts suit, and her arms were white and fat like lotus roots.

Gu Miaomiao subconsciously crossed her legs and pressed her hands on her knees.

"Little Gugu, you said that Miaomiao's family is in this era, so how is Miaomiao going to find them? Will they recognize Miaomiao?"

Ancient martial art system only answered the first question with a cold attitude.

[Ancient martial art system: As a benefit of returning, I can provide the address of one of your family members. You can go and find it out yourself.]

Her big black eyes immediately sparkled.

"Can you provide that person's photo and name? Little Gugu, you were the one who said that there are photos in this era, and people can be shown in them. It's much better than the painting skills of the painters. Miaomiao wants to see it."

Her baby voice sounded sweet.

Ancient martial art system reluctantly sent a picture.

Gu Miaomiao held the photo and looked at it, her big eyes widened even more.

Wow! He's so good-looking. He's even looking better than Miaomiao.

[Ancient martial art system: He's your second brother, Gu Che. You can go find him now.]

Gu Miaomiao hid the photo like a treasure. Then, she slowly got up and carefully patted the dust away. Only then did she walk towards the road in the distance with her short legs.

Along the way, she kept chattering.

She pointed at the road, "Little Gugu, is this the asphalt road you were talking about?"

After a while, she pointed at the speeding car, "Little Gugu, this must be the car. It's really fast. Even faster than Miaomiao when I use Qinggong. It's so amazing!"

"Little Gugu..."

Ancient martial art system thought to itself, "Little host is so noisy. I shouldn't have bound a child to me in the first place."

When it first arrived on this planet, it found that there were people with extremely high talent who were very suitable for the spread of ancient martial arts. Even though they were just born, it endured it and chose to bind them.

When the little host was half a year old, her parents drove her and were chased by obsessive fans. They got into a car accident and were hit by the river.

It didn't even have the time to use its energy before it encountered space-time turbulence. Then, it followed the little host to the planet of ancient times.

In ancient times when martial artists could be seen everywhere, spreading ancient martial arts was a joke.

It was a good thing they had returned.

It was not a waste of its effort to calculate the time when the space-time turbulence would descend again, nor was it a waste of its efforts to constantly instill modern knowledge into the host in the past four years.

Now, it only hoped that the host could return so that he could spread ancient martial arts step by step. When the reputation points gained by spreading ancient martial arts reached one billion, the host would be able to know which world his parents were in and even bring them back.

At this moment, an aggrieved voice was heard.

"Miaomiao is hungry."

The system took a look and found the little host pitifully pressing her stomach.

Her puppy eyes were really out of line. They drooped slightly, looking as innocent and pitiful as they could be. It was hard to escape such a gaze.

[Ancient martial art system: Hold on a little longer. We'll be fine once we reach the city.]

"But Miaomiao is so hungry that I can't walk."

Gu Miaomiao pouted, "Before we left, the master had prepared a lot of dry food. Little Gugu said we couldn't take it with us, so Miaomiao didn't bring a single one."

The ancient martial art system knew that it was useless to give a long speech at this time, so it could only check the nearby area. It happened to find that someone had deliberately placed nails on the road, in order to rob the drivers when they got out of the car to check.

[Ancient martial art system: Walk another 500 meters and you can help a driver. She will provide you with food. She has this era's bread and chocolate in her car. Don't you want to try it?]

As soon as it finished speaking, it saw the host, who was so hungry that she couldn't walk, directly fly on the grass. Her small figure left an afterimage in the air. In the blink of an eye, she was a hundred meters away.

[Ancient martial art system: ... I knew you were pretending.]

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