Chapter eleven

Waking up, the sun was still high up in the sky.

So around noon I guess?

'Wait, isn't there a clock in this house?'

Guided by sasuke's memories, I get up and walk to the kitchen, which weirdly enough has a stove and a refrigerator.

I look at the clock.

4:15 pm

'Naruto technology is weird.'

I remember tazuna's boat having an internal combustion engine.

Which kishimoto quietly swept under the rug after the wave arc and didn't mention it ever again.

And how did technology advance so much from naruto shippuden to boruto?

I would leave this universe in 10 years, so thankfully no terminator Ao for me.

And Don't even get me started on Daemon and ada.

Not to mention what they did to poor anko.

'Fucking perfect memory.'

I remember somethings that I didn't want to, as for what exactly?

Let's just say the Internet is a pretty cursed place.

Not all of it was bad memories though, like RUST.

I will miss that cursed game.

The trap bases, the roof camping, offline raiding, zerg rushing whatever PVP Chads that decided to log in that day.

'Ah, fun memories.'

I had 3'000 hours in the game, but I was pretty shit at PVP.

So I joined a Russian clan, which had dozens of members.

You didn't have to be decent at the game if you had 30

teammates around you.

I knew I was gonna change greatly during my adventure around the Omniverse, hell I was already acting like a whole other person!

Thus remembering the little moments in my past life was critical.

So I'll always remember who I was.

I didn't know the effectiveness of the 'True name' perk, so I couldn't rely on it too much.

'This is frustrating...'

The growl of my stomach broke me out of thoughts.

I raised my hands in a handseal before dropping them.

"Sigh."

Why do I have to be such a drama queen?

Opening the fridge, I find it surprisingly full.

I didn't know how to cook anything beside rice, eggs and instant ramen.

'Note to self, get a cook book once I go shopping.'

The perk 'True Genius' sped up the rate of learning for pretty much anything, so I could only hope i don't poison myself before Orochimaru tries too.

Atleast I have the 'Unsealable' perk as assurance.

Picking 4 eggs up, I pour some oil on a pan I found in the cabinet and crack the eggs over it.

Waiting for a few minutes, which felt like an eternity due to my brain's processing speed.

Before I know it, I'm sitting on a table all by myself with a plate of eggs infront of me.

I pick up my fork and slice into it, before bringing it up to my mouth.

It tasted bland.

'I should add salt or pepper next time.'

After finishing my rather bland meal, I dumped a clone on dishwashing duty before once again changing my clothes to a black long sleeved T-shirt with the uchiha clan symbol on the back and black pants.

Going to the basement and picking up ten 1'000 ryo bills and one 10'000 bill then stuffing them into my pocket.

Slipping another set of uncomfortable sandals.

(I destroyed 2 sets while training.)

I head out to the center of the village to buy some necessities and hopefully find a shoemaker who can make actual shoes and not uncomfortable pieces of wood.

It seems very impractical for shinobi to have their feet exposed anyway.

Like what is the piece of wood's advantage over a set of boots?

I'm convinced kishimoto had a foot fetish.

'Ah shit, Here we go again.'

I glance at the civilians staring at me blatantly, one teenage girl even crashed into an electrical pole while staring at me.

'God forbid naruto gets a crush on me.'

I shiver a little.

I've seen so many naruto/sasuke pairings that I lost faith in humanity.

It was somewhat bearable if the Author genderbent one of them.

I was generally okay with genderbending.

( I'm a nasuverse fan, what did you expect? )

Walking to a grocery store and buying some necessities, I leave with a big plastic bag.

'Hm?'

I notice people whispering while looking at something.

Activating my chakra sense, I spot a large yellow flame with an even bigger crimson flame burning.

'Naruto?'

Most likely.

Naruto's chakra in the manga was yellow, maybe it was because of Ashura's chakra.

And the crimson flame was most likely kurama.

This was a Fanfiction world of naruto, so I couldn't assume everything was how it was in the manga and anime.

'Let's go meet naruto I guess.'

I didn't like his character at all, but I needed more information about the 'child of prophecy'.

If he IS the child of prophecy in this world.

'Why couldn't I have chosen a Canon naruto jump?'

I grumble internaly.

Walking to where people were pointing at and whispering, I soon spot...a blonde girl with twin tails?

Completed with whisker marks and dark blue eyes.

'Oh for ROB's sake!'

This is gonna be a LONG day.

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A/N:

kishimoto himself stated that every RYO in naruto is worth 10 irl Japanese yen.

The Japanese yen is worth 0.0073 usd.

The naruto world's RYO is worth ten times that.

So 0.073 usd.

A one thousand RYO bill would be about 70 dollars.

A ten thousand RYO bill about 700 dollars.

Thanks for reading and I'll see you all tomorrow!