No One Is More Evil Than Us

Kenchi was supposed to attend a meeting with his demons, but he avoided it by saying that he is currently sick and won't attend any unnecessary meetings. He was sitting on his bed with his eyes closed when a demon came inside and said, "I have brought soup for you, sir. Where should I keep it?" Kenchi turned and said grimly, "Drink it yourself, you moron. I want peace, not food." The demon asked, "Should I send some females inside? You know, to massage you." Kenchi smiled, "Yes, why not. A sick person will crave for sex. Why don't you come here and let me spread some milk inside your mouth?" The demon asked, "Then, what do you want sir?" Kenchi said, "Shut the door and stay here till I return. I have to go and meet someone special." The demon asked, "Is it some special physician?" Kenchi smiled, "Was. But, currently I am the one who is going to treat him." He disappeared. The demon took the sip of the soup and said, "Yuck! Who puts basil in soup?" He sat on the bed and closed his eyes.

Kenchi landed on Assayah's balcony and looked around. The whole room was messed up and there were many broken vases lying around and a mirror was lying there half cracked as if someone had intentionally stepped on it to harm himself. Kenchi walked a little further and stepped on three condom wrappers and picked one up. Kenchi's eyes then fell on a red bra lying near the bedside. He looked at the bra and picked it up. He smelled it and mumbled, "Yeah. It is definitely some girl's. Not some awkward new habit of Assayah's." He walked towards the bathroom and saw three toothbrushes. Assayah always keeps one extra toothbrush for his frequent unwanted visitors, but having three toothbrushes was a clear indication of having a permanent resident in his house. Kenchi looked around and saw a wet loofah hanging on the wall hanger. He smelled it and smiled, "Feminine. My boy is banging some chick. Awesome. Now, I can finally talk about some of my sexual problems with him, now that he is himself indulging in sexual activities." Kenchi looked around a little bit more and then slowly walked downstairs and saw Samantha preparing breakfast for her and Assayah. Kenchi was invisible to Samantha's eyes and Assayah was too enchanted with Samantha to notice Kenchi's presence. Kenchi took the form of a fly and sat on a pillar near the breakfast table. Assayah smiled, "What was the need for you to come so early and prepare breakfast for me? I would have survived drinking the alcohol from the cabinet like I was surviving the last three days." Samantha said, "Stop speaking bullshit and finish your breakfast silently." Assayah smiled, "Why are you wasting your time on me? I'm a lost cause. Everyone who has associated with me has faced just defeat and despair." Samantha smiled, "On the contrary, I have heard that you are the best advisor in Los Angeles and every successful politician and businessman has been your student once." Assayah chuckled, "Yeah. The best advisor. But, that is just a mask I wear to hide my sadness. I teach people to be strong, but in reality I'm very feeble myself. All the people whom I have loved were either taken away or betrayed me." Samantha asked, "Don't you have anyone in your family, Assayah?" Assayah sighed, "I never knew my parents. Maybe, because they never existed. But, I have two brothers. Kenchi and Kayuba. But, they remain as distant from me as possible." Samantha asked, "Don't they come to visit you?" Assayah said, "Occasionally, they do. But, only if they want any favours from me. Bloody selfish jerks!" Samantha sighed, "We all have selfish jerks in our families. My cousin, Walschmidt is the biggest jerk I have ever seen in my life. His father was also a scoundrel. Snatched all my father's property in the disguise of real estate and money laundering. He finally killed my father and took my mother as his whore. But, my mother killed that idiot and then got killed herself. Peter became the sole heir of the vast Walschmidt empire and I was left to be a sad piece of furniture in some corner of his house. Now, he is pressuring me to marry some nonsense idiot whose father has enormous money and has promised to fund my cousin in the upcoming Mayoral election." Assayah said, "Don't worry, Samantha. Walschmidt is never going to win the election. He is a weak candidate and someone will barely vote for him. All votes are reserved for Mr. Watwell but now that he is a fugitive, I am planning to put a new candidate in his place." Samantha asked, "Who?" Assayah smiled, "Let it be a secret, dear. When the right time comes, Walschmidt will regret his whole existence." Samantha kissed him and said, "I should go now. Walschmidt will go berserk if he sees that I'm late for his "gregarious" rally." Assayah smiled, "Don't worry. After my final strike, he won't remain any gregarious." Samantha smiled weakly and went away.

Assayah looked at his omlette and said, "Kenchi. You can come out now. Samantha is gone." Kenchi smiled, "You noticed? I thought you were too occupied with Samantha." Assayah smiled, "Are you feeling jealous?" Kenchi said, "Jealous, my foot. I'm the new owner of the Monastery and I get to sleep with hundreds of women every night." Assayah laughed, "Just to disappoint them." Kenchi threw a spoon at Assayah and said, "It's good that you have finally established sexual relations with someone at last. But, I don't think Samantha is the good type." Assayah asked, "Why? Are you suddenly the guru of all love advice?" Kenchi smiled, "I'm a guru of many things, Assayah. But, I know a fraud when I see one. She has fake love in her eyes for you. Either she is forced to love you or she has some indecent motives behind it." Assayah said, "Bullshit. I would have known it the first time if that was the case." Kenchi said, "Well, we have our differences but I will never stoop so low that I will try to create problems in your happy love life." Assayah looked at him and said, "Bring me proper evidence within two weeks." Kenchi said, "I'm not some detective. I'm the head of the Monastery now." Assayah smiled, "You are the head of the Monastery because you have no opposition. Do you want opposition, buddy?" Kenchi smiled, "Persuasive as always. Anyway, I won't need two weeks for solving such easy case. Two days will be enough." Assayah smiled, "As you wish. When is Xao Chang coming?" Kenchi said, "I don't know exactly the date, but I hope he doesn't come anytime soon. Kayuba is missing and you are in love with a mortal. Xao Chang will kill all of us if he sees all these drama." Assayah said, "Things have evolved. Earlier, mortals used to hate us and fight us everytime they encountered us. But, now many of them have become more corrupt than us and supports us. So, I don't really see our relationship with mortals any longer harmful or contradictory to our founding values." Kenchi smiled, "Tell these exact words in front of Xao Chang. Then, only anything will ever change." He disappeared. Assayah looked at Samantha's photograph and smiled, "Even if your love is fake. I'm happy to get it."

Kenchi landed on Walschmidt's balcony and sat on one of the railings and looked at Walschmidt who was busy talking with his secretary, Paula Wilkins who was organising one of the biggest rally of the century for Walschmidt's upcoming Mayoral election. Peter laughed, "Samantha is doing the her job perfectly. After she brings that Assayah to my rally as a benefactor of me, my chances of winning the election will become hundred percent. I cannot wait to see my name as the new Mayor of Los Angeles. I will then slowly convince Assayah to get rid of the President and then within five years, I will be contesting for the Presidential election. Assayah has always been sour towards me and now it's my turn to milk him and then throw him away as an used toilet paper. Samantha will eventually dump him and then I will marry off my beautiful cousin to Tarkovsky and then I will use Tarkovsky's money and influence to climb up in the market of power." Kenchi looked at Peter with anger and slowly walked towards him. He looked at Peter and mumbled, "He looks like an idiot, but has developed such a great plan. Fooling Assayah is no small thing. But, doesn't this moron know about Assayah's wrath? Is Assayah too soft with his clients?" He looked at awe at Peter and then sat at the nearby chair and looked at him. Samantha also came at the same moment and looked at Peter and said, "I can't do this sin anymore. Assayah maybe a bad person in your eyes, but I see true love in his eyes for me. I cannot play with his heart anymore." Walschmidt slapped her and said, "Don't forget that I still own you. After your parents died, I was the one who saved you from the roads and changed your fate from being a prostitute to being the prestigious Samantha Walschmidt. You will happily marry or fuck anyone anytime as I command or else I will send you to your parents like my father did."

Kenchi looked at Peter with horror and mumbled, "Assayah was right. Mortals have indeed become more evil than us demons. This feeble guy is selling his sister like some whore and he has no shame for it. Thank Xao Lin, that Assayah is not here to see it or else he would have killed him." Peter said, "Next time you say something like this. I will throw from this balcony." Samantha went away crying. Peter looked at her and laughed, "Show these tears to Assayah. He will show pity on you." Kenchi mumbled, "I shouldn't do this but again I have no solid reason to not do it either. So, sorry Peter." Kenchi took the form of Samantha and slowly walked towards Peter. Peter looked at her and asked, "What do you want, idiot? Don't you see I'm busy organising myself for the upcoming Mayoral election?" Samantha smiled, "Of course. You must be very busy, brother. But, I'm afraid that being the Mayor is not in your fate." Peter asked angrily, "What do you mean by that?" Samantha smiled, "People like you are like donkeys. They do all the hard work but when the time to reap their rewards comes, a sly hawk snatches all their share." Peter tried to slap her, but Samantha caught his hand and said, "Violence is useless, Peter. It's time to become silent. Forever." Samantha picked a chair and slammed it on his head and then caught his throat and said, "People like you are garbage. The sooner it gets disposed, the lesser they spread diseases." Peter asked in a faint voice, "Who are you?" Kenchi came to his real form and said, "I'm somebody far more important for you to know. I'm killing you to prove a point." Peter asked, "What point?" Kenchi smiled, "No one is more evil than us." Kenchi broke his windpipe and threw him from the balcony. Peter fell on the spikes on the wall and died. Kenchi looked at Samantha who was crying still. Kenchi took the form of Peter and walked towards her room.

Peter entered her room and said, "There is no point of crying mindlessly for trivial matters." Samantha looked at him and continued crying. Peter said, "Assayah has been a virgin for so many years. He can only be enchanted if you can satisfy him sexually." Samantha asked, "What do you mean by that?" Peter smiled, "These election issues are very tiring and from many days, I have been feeling very stressed and physically tired. Well, I could go to the local brothels and relieve myself from these stress. But, going anywhere, especially such places where identity is in crisis is not advisable for an emerging politician like me. So, why don't you satisfy me?" Samantha said, "Get out, Peter. I will not do that." Peter closed the door and said, "If you can't get it, snatch it." He caught Samantha and threw her on the bed and teared all her clothes and then raped her. After satisfying his lust, he slowly rose and went away. Samantha was lying on the bed crying and shivering with both repugnance and pain. Kenchi then came to his real form and disappeared. He went to the Monastery and saw the demon sleeping on his bed peacefully. He kicked him and said, "Enough sleeping for today. Go and bring some decent food for me. I'm quite tired. Now, I know why Assayah likes Samantha so much." The demon didn't understand anything at all and went away after bowing before Kenchi. Kenchi smiled, "Now, there is going to be a very big disaster tomorrow. I hope the mortals are ready for it." He laughed as his laughter echoed all over the room....