The adventure of a life time

We start the story by following Zach Eisenhower, he's a streamer lets go see what he's doing, Oh come on I was lagging that's bull aw chat did you see that i was lagging (no you weren't you're just bad L bozo.) Chat I did not win today but mark my words i will beat this boss and get the legendary bow, well chat I think this is where I get off today see ya tomorrow. Uh after that 2 hour long raid I still died to that boss, he keeps getting me in his finale phase how do I get past it? wait that's right I can just get that shield from that bandit quest, it can block that attack in his finale phase but i have to make sure to use it then and only then while it can block any attack it can only block one attack so I can't use it too soon or too late, Alright I let's boot up the game.

But as he turns on his PC it starts to overheat and make loud whirling sounds, What's going on!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BOOM. Uh what happened where am I, I can answer that, ah who are you. I am god but you can refer to me as Kansul your PC blew up too bad you didn't beat that boss because I was one of your viewers remember I sent you that message right before you logged off, wait that was you yes that was me now you are in the place between realms known as the empty and as for what happened you died from your PC exploding anyways I am here to help pass on to your next life. I've already picked out the world, you will enjoy it I promise you. any way you don't get any wishes or anything like that but I will let you choose your race stats gender and looks from the options on the screen. What screen ahh! how did that get there, don't worry about now choose.

Hm first things first set man as gender, Ok so for looks I'll just put handsome for stats uh how about high strength smarts endurance mid to high luck and low charisma. But what should I choose for race there's human fire candy ice dog and ohh lets choose this one. Alright you have chosen would you like to confirm (yes) ok all should be in order is there any thing you would like to ask before leaving. Yes there is could you have be adopted by Finn and Jake's parents, like right after they find Finn they find me, Ok is that all? yes it is I'm ready, ok I wish you well on your journey and to have safe travels bye now.