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THAT GIRL I FALL IN LOVE WITH IS A MAFIA QUEEN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.

xfables · แฟนตาซี
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4 Chs

RAY IS IN LOVE

Ray is a guy who did not believe in love. He used to be an artiste and Ray is an extrovert. He believed in love when he met her. It is not only love that Ray did not believe in, he did not believe in fate or destiny. A leak from the book She shifted on her seat to face him. " I wanted to learn how to make some dishes so I decided to go to Ashley because she is a very good cook. That's why I decided to sleep over. We were making dinner and at a point Ashley stopped me from doing anything because I'm not so good. She asked me to just watch her cook...", Ray cuts in. "Aren't you learning? She should have let you fo it!", He said trying to curry favour with Dorris. " You think so too. Then she asked me to take down a pot of soup from the stove. And I did......", Dorris paused. "Go on", Ray told her. She pouted then. "I did threw it down but that's because it is hot", Dorris said like a cute baby admitting a mistake. " You didn't use a glove or a rag?", he asked her. "I didn't know I'm suppose to use it", Dorris replied. Ray almost laughed. Like seriously? " I think I need to scold Ashley. Isn't she suppose to tell you?", he asked. "She tried to... But ot was too late. I spilled her soup", Dorris responded. . Will you leave me because of this?", she asked. " I won't leave you for any reason. I will be in charge of the kitchen. Just stick to the bedroom. Haven't you heard?", he asked. "What?", she asked him, using the back of her hand to clean her tears. " The way to a man's heart is no longer the stomach. It's three inches below the belly button.", Ray said and winked. Dorris blushed. "I will rather you learn how to handle my little long man down there than handling the kitchen", Ray added shamelessly. Dorris had turned pink. " What are you saying such vulgar words for?", she asked him. "Dorris, did you know?", he asked. " What?", she asked. "You're pretty when you are blushing and when acting cute, you usually turn me on. My little long man is fully awake now. You have to put him to sleep", he told her. Dorris swallowed and blushed. Ray added. " Since I will be handling the kitchen now, you have to be more pro- active in the bedroom now. Yes or yes?", he asked her.

Beckylove_01 · แฟนตาซี
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101 Chs

A SONG OF WRATH

[ON A BREAK] "He may have forgotten her, but who said, love didn't remember?" When the Lormeians, the people blessed with powers, and the Mortales, the regular people, finally find truce after a long-fought war, the order is disrupted when a rebellious group of exiles, determined to take down, both groups, and rule Laverne on their own, avenge them in a war. In this chaos, will two souls ever find peace? "She had learned to survive so many times, that she had forgotten to live." Rosabella Agapov, the girl that could erase memories, is chosen to rule the Lormeians after the mysterious death of their previous king. With no connection to the royal world, she is thrown into a society that looks down at her, right from the beginning. What happens when this war is the only chance for her to prove herself worthy of being the queen? Will she choose her people? Or falter at the sight of her supposed-to-be mortal enemy, her first love? "He had fought so many battles within himself that his soul had no blood left to bleed." Hale Underwood, the heir to the forgotten Morale kingdom is chosen as the King after the separation. After years of being brainwashed that the Lormeians were his sworn enemies, he is forced to work with Rosabella to save his kingdom. But what happens when flashbacks of a girl he doesn't know haunt him late at night? Will he overcome his hatred and work with the one person who can save his kingdom? Or will he get consumed by his own darkness? "This hate of ours is making my heart beat a little too fast, my mouth dry up a little too much and my head swoon too quick. Is this what they mean, when they say, there is a thin line between hate and love?" Amidst exchanging curses and scowls at each other, will they end up exchanging their hearts? Read the book and find out what happens when sworn enemies taste love.

Dvanzy6 · แฟนตาซี
4.8
34 Chs

Truthfulness of a boy changes the robbers

Abdul Qadir Jilani was an eminent Islamic scholar born in 11th Century CE, Persia. Early stories of Abdul Qadir Jilani describe him as a youth with a strong inclination for learning with a pious mother who encouraged her son to acquire knowledge. The following incident is narrated in a number of biographies of Abdul Qadir Jilani. At the age of eighteen he asked permission from his mother to travel to Baghdad to pursue his education. Baghdad then was the hub of political, commercial and cultural activity, and the center of world learning. On hearing this his mother was more than happy to send her son off to follow the path of higher scholarship. It was for such a purpose she had saved forty gold coins for Abdul Qadir. As she prepared supplies for his journey she sewed the coins into the lining of his coat for safekeeping. Before Abdul Qadir joined the caravan to travel to Baghdad, her parting advice to her son was, “Whenever you speak, speak the truth. Remember that the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) said, ‘Truthfulness leads to righteousness and righteousness leads to Paradise…’ and the Quran tells us “O you who believe! Be careful of your duty to God, and be with the truthful.” (Quran 9:119) In route to Baghdad the caravan was assaulted by a band of robbers. As the thugs began to extract all the valuables from the travelers, one of the robbers started to search Abdul Qadir’s belongings. While searching, the robber asked Abdul Qadir, “Do you have anything valuable?’ Abdul Qadir calmly replied, “Yes.” On hearing this the robber franticly searched further but could not find anything. The robber took Abdul Qadir to his leader and said, “This boy says he has valuables but I cannot find anything on him.” The leader of the robbers asked Abdul Qadir, “Are you hiding any valuables?” Again Abdul Qadir answered, “Yes.” The robber asked, “What are you hiding?” Abdul Qadir replied, “Forty Gold Coins.” Upon further searching the robber discovered the coins hidden in the lining of Abdul Qadir’s coat. Among all the chaos and panic stricken travelers Abdul Qadir’s unfrazzled demeanor and admitting the valuables he was hiding was perplexing to the robber. The robber was now curious to know more about this boy who was not afraid and insisted on speaking the truth. The robber asked, “What is your name and where do you come from?” He got a reply, “My name is Abdul Qadir and I come from the province of Jilan in Persia.” “Where are you going?” “I am going to Baghdad.” “What do you plan to do in Baghdad?” “I want to study with the greatest scholars to gain knowledge.” “Why didn’t you hide the truth and keep your gold coins safe from us?” Abdul Qadir related the advice his mother gave him and the directive of the Prophet and the Quran to always speak the truth. On hearing this the robber was overcome with remorse and exclaimed to his companions, “This young boy is fearless and has an unshakable faith in God. He has the courage to stand up against people like us. Indeed his mother has taught him wisely and he is a true example of being a Muslim.” Advertisement Holding his head in shame, tears started to roll down his face. He embraced Abdul Qadir and asked for his forgiveness. Abdul Qadir responded, “You only need to pray to God and ask for forgiveness and guidance. God willing you will amend your ways.” On hearing this the leader of the robbers told his henchmen to return everything that was taken from the travelers. Then he cried out, “O God this young boy has shown us the straight path. Please forgive us and guide us to the right way.” This is how a simple moral value of truthfulness thought by a mother to a young boy affected a band of robbers to change their lives. Abdul Qadir Jilani went on to become a great scholar and teacher of Islamic jurisprudence. All religions place a high value on truthfulness. It is the foundation for a fair and just society. Truthfulness and trustworthiness exemplify spiritual qualities without

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