webnovel

Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on!

Check out my new BL novel: I teleported again and now all demons want me! ------------ To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- This is completed! Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL First book in the 'Scum Series'

MatchaMilk · LGBT+
Not enough ratings
102 Chs

The growth of a brat to a man- no, lover

"Ok, ok, I got it!" Frozen Milk's daily routine was to be pushed down and try to escape for the love of his pitiful life.

However, Glimpse Water's grip was too strong and Frozen Milk wanted to cry. His body was still recovering and the next thing he knew he would've to do it in public! This was something that not even the most sadistic devil would want to see!

"You ain't getting it. Tell me fa- tell me what can I do to make you view me as a lover?"

Glimpse Water face was hazy as he mumbled and planted light kisses on Frozen Milk's neck.

Frozen Milk got restless, that brat wasn't even talking about being a man anymore but straight out asked to be his lover! That kid was growing up and had bad influences taking over him, huh?

The softness of Glimpse Water's lips made Frozen Milk squirm inside.

"Does lover mean physical intimacy? Can't it be more romantical?" Frozen Milk desperately sought any way to struggle free.

Glimpse Water bobbed his head up, "Romantic?"

He beamed a happy smile at Frozen Milk. It was quite beautiful.

"Sure! Let's do that but… what's romantic? How do you do that?"

Frozen Milk sat up and stared at Glimpse Water for a while. He was speechless. He also had no idea. Romantic? What was that? How were you going to be romantic? How do people date? How to be romantic? What was the definition?

All sorts of questions flooded both their minds. Then-

BING.

"Does host want system to define roman-"

"Shut up!" both Frozen Milk and Glimpse Water shouted at the same time. Their systems really loved to toy with them and compete against each other.

Glimpse Water stood up and reached his hand out to help Frozen Milk up, "Romantic? Basically, a date?"

Glimpse Water looked embarrassed and Frozen Milk was just lost for words again. He was never on a date and now his first date was with a guy.

"Let's go on a date, Frozen Milk," this was the first time Frozen Milk felt his heart thump when he looked at Glimpse Water.

The usual bratty child was now mature and had a genuine smile on his face that made it obvious how much he adored Frozen Milk and was it the first time Glimpse Water ever called Frozen Milk by his name?

Frozen Milk just let Glimpse Water drag him along and the cool breeze of the wind tousled Glimpse Water's hair and the sunlight lit his handsome features up. He basked in golden light and Frozen Milk couldn't take his eyes off him.

It was astonishing for Frozen Milk. If Glimpse Water could always act this grown up Frozen Milk wouldn't mind going along with every whim of his.

They finally left their private land and walked to the buzzing centre of the island.

Glimpse Water showed Frozen Milk to one of the benches, "Wait here for me. Lemme arrange something."

"Arrange?" yet before Frozen Milk could get an answer Glimpse Water already left in a hurry.

Frozen Milk truly wondered what Glimpse Water planned. For some reason, he was excited about it. He wanted to know what Glimpse Water's brain could produce on the spot.

"Does host want to know what-"

"No," Frozen Milk didn't want to spoil the surprise. Glimpse Water was doing something nice so how could he trample on his efforts by cheating like that?

After Frozen Milk couldn't bear the number of couples that walked past him, Glimpse Water finally came back.

"Let's go," Glimpse Water took Frozen Milk's hand and led him through the crowd of people in the city plaza straight to a restaurant.

Inside the restaurant, the waiter who greeted them bowed and showed them to their private spot. No, the balcony where the breath-taking view of the island unfolded beneath them. The restaurant was at least 20 floors high.

Glimpse Water pulled the chair for Frozen Milk and Frozen Milk really felt he was a lady. He was also a male! This might be romantic for a girl but he, he, he… couldn't deny he also liked being treated like this...

The waiter brought candles and Frozen Milk blanked. It was quite windy and bright, why the hell would they need candles?

"Candlelight dinner," Glimpse Water clarified.

"Ah…" Frozen Milk didn't have the heart to point out that

A: this wasn't a dinner because it was noon

B: there was nothing romantic about candlelight in bright day

C. Glimpse Water's hand that kept caressing his.

While Glimpse Water lovingly stared at Frozen Milk, Frozen Milk used up all his force not to shout at the waiter and couldn't take his eyes off the waiter's pathetic attempts to light up the candles because the wind constantly blew them out.

"Please wait a second," the waiter gave them dazzling smile as if nothing was wrong.

Just give up! Can't you get it into your air head that no matter how many times you try, the wind is a force you can't fight against? Do you really think trying a few hundred times will make the wind give up in defeat and tremble underneath your brave determination? No! So, just stop!

Frozen Milk really couldn't watch on anymore and choked out holding back any vicious comments, "It's alright, please just bring out the food."

"But-" Frozen Milk cut off Glimpse Water with a glare.

Glimpse Water hung his head low again, it was obvious he was disappointed his clever and romantic plan didn't work out. Frozen Milk patted his head to console him for trying to at least work out something.

"It's alright, don't be sad. As long as we have a good time, it's fine if it's a candlelight dinner or not."

Glimpse Water instantly brightened up at the remark and nodded.

As the food came out, Glimpse Water immediately took Frozen Milk's plate and wanted to feed him. The anticipation in his eyes melted Frozen Milk into an obedient jelly and let Glimpse Water spoil him to his heart's content.

Frozen Milk thought for a while and concluded he should also give something back to Glimpse Water. His characters always treated him, yet he never did anything for them. So, with shaky hands Frozen Milk forced himself to take the fork, stab a piece of meat and lovingly hold it up to Glimpse Water's mouth.

Frozen Milk had nerves of steel to get through this as the waiters from inside all watched through the windows the lovebirds in awe.

Glimpse Water's eyes widened and he happily let Frozen Milk also feed him. He was in pure bliss.

After they finished their romantic 'dinner', Glimpse Water wanted to take a romantic stroll along the outskirts of the island. They held hands and Frozen Milk watched how excited Glimpse Water got over even the smallest thing.

"Do you have a good time?" a red hue spread across Glimpse Water's face as he couldn't look at Frozen Milk.

Frozen Milk silently laughed, "It wasn't too bad. If you're always like this, I wouldn't mind going out on dates with you."

Frozen Milk really spoilt Glimpse Water today.

"Really?" Glimpse Water jumped in joy and then hugged Frozen Milk.

Then after a while, he held up Frozen Milk's chin, "Then can I continue calling you father?"

"That's awkward?" Frozen Milk admitted.

"Ah! Then you ain't see me as a lil kid anymore!"

Glimpse Water was way too excited.

"I never di-" before Frozen Milk could finish his sentence, Glimpse Water's sweet and soft lips captured his.

Frozen Milk froze as Glimpse Water hungrily and passionately kissed him for what seemed to be an eternity. The softness of Glimpse Water's lips, the tenderness of his tongue rolling around Frozen Milk's was just too numbing and pleasing.

Glimpse Water then held Frozen Milk tighter in his arms as if he held his whole world and never wanted to let go. He deepened his kiss and Frozen Milk just let it be.

He really spoilt Glimpse Water.