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Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

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Chapter 501: Found them (2)

"Well Nyx, straight to the point, where are the fates kept? And what do you want?"

"Chaos might have switched their locations, you never know." Nyx shrugged with a slight teasing tone "I can easily scam you."

"You definitely know where they are, and if Chaos is incapacitated, I'm sure you know the location as well."

"Of course." she nodded "Might take a few days at most, but I guarantee you one thing, Chaos will be so highly guarded, that going after them is only a waste of time, there are gods willing to sacrifice their immortality using forbidden magic to at least deal some good damage to you."

"And that's why the fates will be more lightly guarded. So what do you want?"

She then pretended to think.

"Your seed." she joked

I then choked on my own saliva.

-Hey hey, tell that woman to back off!- Dabria ordered

"Why so flustered?" she teased "Your soul may be my descendant but we're no longer blood related and it's not like that would affect gods either even if we're blood related."

These Greeks gods...they're insane, why does the author make them as messed up as the myth, do it like other novels man, stop trying to make them accurate, I know they're messed up, but be like the other novels for once, being unique isn't the norm anymore.

Make up stupid facts and claim it as the version of the myth you heard, no one would know, and they do it all the time.

"I'm sorry, but if that's what you want, I'd rather go find the fates myself with a handicap even."

She looked slightly offended but then just brushed it off.

"Just know our children will be more powerful than any of the ones that you will sire with your current spouses." she said "Though they will never grow to be as powerful as you, but I'm sure they will grow to be at least my level."

"The day I have children with you is the day Zeus grows his dick back."

"Then can I adopt one of your children as my own?"

"Not happening."

"You drive a hard bargain." she sighs

"I think that it's just logical at this point because no one is stupid enough to agree to what you just requested."

"Well it was mostly a joke, just one request, invite me to all 3 of your weddings." she requested

Fuck...this is possible, but her presence would scare away some guests. I love that since that means fewer people to interact with but I'm not sure about what the others would think.

Inviting the goddess of night to my weddings...I need the permission from the others as well, when I marry Dabria, that's easy since most guests would be gods and our close peers like the executives of the seekers of salvation, but Eliza and Lia's friends will definitely have eternal nightmares.

Maybe I can use Damon's looks to calm down everyone, he's popular with both sides after all.

"1." I tried to bargain

"3, no less." she responded

"...Fine." I sighed as I gave up thinking "Lia and especially Eliza will be mad at me, try not to kill anyone who offend you or hit on you over there."

She then told me the location, it was in the deepest parts of the void where it's guarded by many gods and newly born titans who were raised solely for Chaos and haven't been used yet, they are hiding their strength, fortunately most of them are now guarding Chaos, but there are still a good number of them.

So I know who to bring with me this time, Zach, Alice, and Kenny.

*****

"Are you sure you didn't just call me so that I can't spend too much time with Stella, it was going great, ya know." Kenny exclaimed as we checked on our gear

"Great job, bro, don't give them a chance." Zach on the other hand praised me.

"Kenny, was it? I'll help you with Stella if you can help me get with your brother." Alice offered "I just want one night."

"I thought that liches aren't every fertile, the reason Stella exist in the first place is because he created her." Kenny questioned

"He's a god now, it sort of cancels it out." Alice pointed out "One hour should also be enough."

"How is only one hour enough? That's a bit short."

Zach and Alice then stared at me.

"What?"

"Oh, it seems like I chose the wrong target." Alice snickered "I forgotten that you are dating 2 celestials...that's hmmm...oh I can imagine it it right now, just thinking about us together gets me all w-"

"Stop right there, Nyx made me disgusted this morning, and please try now to make it worse. Kenny will use his rifle to make the titans fight against their own allies, they have high mental resistance, so be extremely focused, I'll charge in head on with Eislyn, Alice and Zach will provide long range back up since you're mages who specializes in long range destructive attacks."

The faster we save the fates, the better.

*****

I asked Nyx on how to get to the void and took a while in Tartarus to find that particular abyss, it's just a pit of emptiness, but it was so weird, imagine nothingness, that's what we jumped into.

No air, no mana, no anything, we activate a magic gadget designed by Rex that would create an armor of air to breathe and we use magic to fly in the void.

Nyx instructed us to always head north once we fall about 10 minutes and we'll find it, problem was, compass does work down here, fortunately, we we faced north and never faced away before we jumped in.

It took about a day of floating and we then arrive at this white sanctuary of some sorts. The guards seem to have already be alert of our presences and shot spells towards us.

Kenny and Alice then got out their rifle and counter it as I summoned Eislyn.

"Well guys, time to rescue the fates and not die, cuz if we do, this time, no one will be able to help. FOR PIZZA!"

-Worst speech ever.- Dabria grumbled -It doesn't even make sense.-

-Neither do women, but you don't see me complaining.-