Reincarnated in Disenchantment

"You fuck... er?" The ball of light who at first seems to be mad. Takes in his surroundings as he does this, all the anger he once had turns into confusion than once again it turns back into anger.

"Where the fuck am I!" The ball of light asks, demanding an answer from no one in particular. Only to be answered back by complete silence.

Now if anybody was in his situation they would be as mad or dissapointed depending on how you look at it. He is your typical laid back orphan loner Joe who likes anime and likes spending his time watching certain shows when he gets home from work.

This Joe has one quality that sets him apart from everybody else though. He likes speaking his mind.

Now this character trait isn't as bad as some might think. But when your boss from work is a complete ass and you're the only guy that actually has balls to tell him of. It doesn't end so will as some might picture in their mind.

When he unloaded his mind on his boss instead of getting the support he pictured in his mind he thougt he was gonna get from his fellow workers. They all kissed his ass and encouraged him to fire the "disrespectful" employee, and fired he was.

Anybody else would have just packed their stuff and left to remember this experience as a bad hiccup in there life, but he was as petty as they come. So he decided to get revenge, what kinda revenge you may ask? Well to plow your ex-bosses wife of course.

He didn't have much confidence at first he wasn't the good looking type to seduce and tempt married woman, but he figured when the bar is so low that you gotta dig under it to get someone like his boss he assured himself that he was gonna be ok.

And so the plowing of the the ex-bosses wife happened but not without any consequences as he was finishing for the 5th time inside her. He heard some noices from down stairs and as soon as he turned around to go check and see what was making all that noise, he saw the face of his boss and in his hand a knife plunging it into his heart.

"You fuck... er?" Were his last words as a living human being and his first as a soul. Now he is wondering in what kinda place he is in right now.

"Is this limbo?" he asks no one in particular only to be answered with complete silence once more.

'Do you wish for a new beginning?' asks a voice with unknown gender in his head.

He was surprised at first hearing a voice in his head but knowing all that has happened to him so far this is the least weirdest thing that has happened to him all day. 'If by new beginning you mean I can get the hell out of here than yeah' he responded with impatience in his mind.

'Don't leave so soon don't you wanna wish for any new destination you so desire and a helping hand from me before you go?'

'Can I literally pick anywhere I want to go even fictional places?' I ask the voice in my head with excitement and I kinda sorta am relying in this conversation so I don't go insane in the complete silence here.

'Yes and I'll give three things fictional or none fiction you so desire. So please ask away.' the voice answers in his mind giving him the green light to ask his craziest fantasies.

But if you ask for powers you will have to learn to control them all by yourself, there will not be any teacher to guide you on learning them. So be warned, you may end up learning something right away or it may take you years.

'Hmm, I would like to be in Disenchantment for my new destination and for the first thing I wish to be a primordial dragon with my own kingdom to rule. For the second I want to be able to control life and death. Third I would like to be able to travel to other fictional worlds. That is my final request, oh grand voice in my head.'

And so, it was also his final thought as he vanished and reincarnated in his new destination with all that he asked for.

"fufufu~ Quite the peculiar wants my dear, but no matter, I wont judge you for what you always been. All you're gonna get from me is a good yelling in the future when we see each other again" sade the voice with a more clear feminine tone and more character than before.