Bringing the knights back

When I get back to the table all I see are a lot of man babies

By that I mean these GROWN MEN are doing things like arm wrestling, hugging and crying, and... okay it's just sad that knights are girl slapping back and forth while fighting over something that makes no sense

I WAS GONE FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES WHAT HAPPENED

Dear god this is like babysitting for my neighbors all over again... hopefully no one cracks their head open like last time...

Do you know how awkward that call to the parents is

Okay never mind how do I get these drunk children back

Some of them are even falling to the floor...

Is this their first time drinking or something!?!

I expected these men to be able to drink like a hundred barrels of beer before even walking unsteady but no these men have worse alcohol tolerance then me when I was human

AND THEIR NOT EVEN THOSE FUN DRUNKS

I'm leaving them I don't care

I started walking back towards the front but then I heard something that made me flinch

*ding*

I sigh but then check what it said

_________________

- New task -

Bring the drunk knights back to inn at least mostly unharmed

(Reward)

-Mind link ability

(If task is not complete)

- Knights will die

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Why die though...?

Cant they just you know sober up and find their own way back

How do you even bring back 8 grown men who look like they forgot how to move their own feet

Ohh I got it! I just have to tie them all up and drag them back through the dirt to the inn!

Wait...

Where would I find rope...

Okay so never mind that won't work

How about I just knock all them out and drag them back on a table

That sounds... fine

I quickly start running around landing on top of them and then slam their heads down hard enough on the ground to make them sleep for *cough cough* ...a while

After 15 seconds all of them are passed out on the floor but let's just say I'm now the center of attention at this bar

I quickly flip the table and it lands on one of the past out knights faces

Well looking cool just went out the window

Good thing he's asleep....

I start dragging person after person onto the table and only after their all on do I start dragging it by the table leg with my mouth

And surprisingly it wasn't hard to move like I originally thought

I got all the way outside before someone started chasing me for the table

Even more Surprisingly that waiter dude outside just watched and laughed

But sense someone was chasing me now I had to drag the table and be careful for them not to fall off while running

This is just to much work!?!?

Where's my RAISE PEOPLE!!

I can only stop running when I get to that shitty inn again just the smell of that place can cause me to scrunch up my snout

But the biggest problem is...

THE TABLE DOESN'T FIT THOUGH THE DOOR TO THE INN!?!?!?

I just drop the table and bring them in one by one

Every time I bring one into our part of the inn hunter and the kid stare at me like I'm crazy

But I'm not crazy it's these fools and that stupid system that are crazy!?!?

You here me THEM NOT ME!!!!

It takes me 15 minutes but when it's over I just lay down ignoring the ding that came after bringing in the last person