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อ่านนิยาย Primera prueba โดย ผู้เขียน Hectordvc_494 ที่เผยแพร่บน WebNovel.vuelve cuando haya novela para leer jajaj...

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.

xfables · แฟนตาซี
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4 Chs

La villana y el vendedor de guiones

Como parte importante de la novela “A moonless night” Alannah White tenía que desempeñar su papel como antagonista viciosa, lastimando y ofendiendo la luz de luna del protagonista masculino. El odio, el resentimiento y una turbulenta ola de emociones harían que los protagonistas principales superaran aquellos obstáculos formando así un amor puro y duradero. Sosteniendo un cono de helado Alannah exclamo: “¡Hermano, me están intimidando!” Los labios de la niña hacían un puchero, parte del helado había manchado sus seductores labios cereza, junto con sus ojos llorosos evocaba una dulzura he inocencia escondida. Los ojos sonrientes de Arlan miraron a su pequeña hermana y con su mano esbelta y pálida limpio los restos del helado de aquellos labios manchados, el amor y cuidado que se reflejó en aquellas pequeñas acciones hizo que ella sonriera. “Me hare cargo” fue lo que salió de los labios de aquel hombre de cara fría. “Hermano, ¿Cómo te harás cargo?” “Mátalos y esconde sus restos” “¿Te ayudo?” Sin rechazar ni aceptar el hombre solo se limitó a sonreír mientras acariciaba su cabeza. Alannah ya no aguanto más y comenzó a reír. “¡¡Pffft!! ¿Ahora nos dedicamos a desaparecer personas? porque no mejor los intimidamos y les quitamos todo.” La tonta niña comenzó a decir disparates sin notar el cambio sutil en los ojos del hombre frente a ella.

Yao033 · สมัยใหม่
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3 Chs

公主谋之祸乱江山

  这是一个关于预知梦的故事,史上最荒唐、最得宠的公主在横行霸道的路上,遇到了人生最大绊脚石——国破梦!   燕蒹葭是个放荡不羁,纨绔张扬的公主。她斗兽走马、兴建琼楼,玩得不亦乐乎……可谁也没有料到,当一连串的噩梦连连袭来,这个名震天下的荒唐公主竟是错愕的发现,梦中景梦外身,朝堂世事所发生的一切竟是与梦中不谋而合。   是她陷入癫狂,还是这世上诡事不断,恰恰落在她的头上?   凉城有杀人狂魔屡屡得逞,与她梦中错综复杂的祸事开端一模一样,为此,她南下凉城,一步步踏进泥潭,卸去骄纵面孔,露出最是城府深深的一面。   究竟是她引君入瓮还是被人瓮中捉鳖?小剧场:   燕蒹葭指尖轻佻,落在烛火下的笑容明媚而邪肆:“我当是什么人行刺呢,原来是你啊!”   “行刺?”火光跳动,那俊逸的面容幽深至极:“我可不是刺客,只是来偷一样东西罢了。”   她挑眉,似是而非:“偷什么?你不会是要说,偷本公主的心吧?”   “公主猜错了。”他道:“我只不过要偷香罢了,公主的心那么贵重,我不敢要。”   话音一落,他忽而倾身上前,动作快的让人无法看清……   这是一场诡事不断的惊天预谋?这是一场护卫燕国的喧嚣大战?是妖魔横行还是人心叵测?且看外表纨绔无厘头的蒹葭公主,如何破釜沉舟,于迷雾和噩梦之中,挣脱命运的枷锁!   本文双处、男女主身心干净,男强、女强。你以为是虐文?其实是强势的甜宠文!此文又名《蒹葭》   

凉薄浅笑 · โรแมนซ์ทั่วไป
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244 Chs

Erotic Odyssey: The Hentai System In An Eroverse

In a bizarre twist of fate, Mason finds himself transported to an unimaginable world of countless ecchi dimensions after a fateful encounter with the notorious Truck-kun. What was once a mundane life quickly transforms into a mind-bending journey through an eroge multiverse where hentai reigns supreme. Equipped with an otherworldly power known as the Hentai System, Mason embarks on a quest to master the art of pleasure and conquer each lascivious realm he stumbles upon. With his trusty system, he navigates a realm filled with seductive succubi, mischievous monster girls, naughty college girls and captivating princesses. As Mason progresses, he finds himself entangled in steamy encounters, from intense one-on-one escapades to tantalizing activities. Yet, amidst the passionate entanglements, Mason remains steadfast in his quest to climb the ranks of this hentai universe. His golden finger ability, granting him an unparalleled advantage, proves to be a formidable asset in this erotic odyssey. But not everything is as it seems. Behind the titillating façade lies a hidden mystery, one that unravels gradually as Mason delves deeper into the secrets of the Eroverse. As he explores the depths of desire, he unravels political complexities, rivalries among factions, and a sinister force threatening to take control of his soul. Support me on ヘ paypal.me/dicksonwaeyde https://ko-fi.com/drazs

Dickson_ · แฟนตาซี
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