Lukas watched as all four players were defeated by Geodude and decided to join the fight!
"My turn!" Lukas shouted as he threw his Pokéball.
Gible appeared!
Brick, who was feeling bored, suddenly got excited.
Finally! A different Pokémon!
This Pokémon seems to be from Sinnoh. I've only seen its final evolution, Garchomp, in the hands of the champion from that region…
Brick sent out another Pokémon, this time at a higher level.
A level 12 Geodude appeared!
"Gible, use Sand Tomb!"
Gible roared, and sand swirled around Geodude, trapping it so it couldn't escape.
'It's a Ground-type move. Damn it, why does my gym have to be Rock-type?!' Brick was annoyed at his gym's type disadvantage.
"Geodude, Rollout!"
Geodude curled up like a ball and rolled toward Gible.
Gible was hit by Geodude's roll but still looked fine, while Geodude lost 1/8 of its HP due to the Sand Tomb.
"Gible, keep using Sand Tomb!" Lukas ordered with a gesture.
"Don't even think about it! Defense Curl!"
Geodude crossed its arms, and a defensive layer surrounded its body.
Sand Tomb continued to attack Geodude, but it still didn't faint.
"Now! Use Rock Tomb!"
Geodude slammed the ground with its fists, and four large rocks emerged from the earth, flying straight toward Gible.
"Gible, dodge it!"
Gible tried to move, but its slow speed caused one of the rocks to hit it.
"Rollout!"
Geodude started rolling again, faster than before.
Suddenly, Lukas smiled.
Brick noticed something off about Lukas's smile and tried to stop Geodude.
"Gible, use Dragon Breath!!"
Before this, Lukas didn't even know Dragon-type pokémon existed until he got Gible. Thanks to the Pokédex, he learned how powerful Dragon-types were!
And it sounds super cool! Perfect for someone as handsome as me!
Gible opened its mouth and breathed a bluish-purple flame onto Geodude.
Geodude's Special Defense was weak, so taking a special move with 60 power was like roasting Geodude alive!
As expected, with just one attack, Geodude couldn't handle it and fainted.
"Geodude is unable to battle! Gible wins!"
Hearing this, Gible danced happily before jumping over to Lukas.
"He's so strong!!"
"That Dragon Breath move sounds so cool. Are there dragons here too?"
"He really beat that rock!"
The players watching burst into applause, boosting Lukas's spirits even more.
Brick recalled Geodude and then took out his next Pokéball.
"I'll show you the power of a gym leader!" Brick declared loudly and threw his Pokéball.
What appeared before the players looked like a giant rock snake!
The players were terrified at the sight of Onix, but not Lukas.
"That rock snake looks cool! Too bad it's not as long as my penis! Gible, use Sand Tomb again!"
Gible was about to attack when Onix suddenly slammed it with its tail, sending it flying.
"That strategy won't work twice! Onix, use Rock Tomb!"
Onix slammed the ground with its tail, and four rocks shot up from the ground, aiming straight at Gible.
"Stop!! You're not giving my Gible a chance to breathe!!"
"Shut up! Asking for a time-out in a battle is an insult to the title of a trainer!!"
Gible took the full brunt of the attack, crashed hard into the ground, and fainted.
"Gible is unable to battle! Onix wins!"
"Are you kidding me?! I didn't know this snake was that strong??"
"If you're going to complain after fighting, you might as well surrender now."
"Surrender my cunt! I'd rather eat my dad shit than surrender!"
"Language!"
He looks smaller than me, but his mouth is incredibly foul. Did his parents not teach him how to speak properly? If no one taught him, then I will!
"Send out your next Pokémon!"
"You dare underestimate me, you NPC fuck! I'll make you wear a maid outfit and serve us!"
"Save the talk for when you win!"
'Because I'm not going to lose!'
Lukas recalled Gible and threw out another Pokéball.
Out came Croconaw!
'Uh oh... a Water-type Pokémon...'
Damn it! Why does this jerk have a Water-type Pokémon?! And it's a Johto starter that's already evolved!!
"Croconaw! Use that move you bit that sience guy last time!"
Gah? (Ice Fang?)
"I can't understand a word you're saying! Just use it!"
Hearing this, Croconaw opened its jaws, and a chilling aura emanated from its mouth.
"Rock Throw!!"
Onix used its tail to hurl a rock toward Croconaw.
Croconaw dodged, knowing that Ice-type moves wouldn't be effective against a Rock-type.
"So now we're playing a shooting game? Water Gun!"
OH GOD IS WATER GUN!!!
"DODGE IT, ONIX!!!!"
Onix, aware that Water-type moves were one of its major weaknesses, quickly tried to evade.
"Keep shooting!" Lukas laughed gleefully.
And so, Croconaw kept firing while Onix kept dodging.
This kept going on for so long that the other players started yawning.
"How long has it been?"
"30 minutes now."
"30 minutes and still no winner, this is taking forever."
Meanwhile, both Croconaw and Onix were exhausted.
Croconaw was worn out from repeatedly using the same move, while Onix, being naturally slow, was tired from dodging so much.
"Croconaw! Use Water Gun!!"
"Onix, keep dodging!!"
Both Pokémon were panting heavily, almost speechless at their trainers' commands.
Onix looked at Croconaw and decided to give up, allowing Croconaw to defeat it.
Seeing Onix surrender, Croconaw happily thanked it and used Ice Fang to take Onix down.
"W-WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T ONIX DODGE??"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA ONIX IS A ****!! SUCH A ***** ***** *******!!!"
A torrent of vulgar words spewed from Lukas, infuriating Brick to the point of wanting to beat him up!
He wanted to punch him!!
"Don't look at me like that. Gym leaders laying hands on a trainer is considered a violation of the rules~"
Brick glared at Lukas, who was patting Croconaw on the shoulder, then grabbed the badge from the box and threw it at Lukas's face.
Afterward, Brick kicked all the players out of the gym.
"Get out," Brick said, slamming the door shut.
"How rude! Treating guests like that!" Lukas brushed off the dust, then looked at the badge.
I've won my first Boss battle!!