NECRO-Driver Dawn EP 37: Pride Pushed Aside! The Birth of Jinjo!

(Play song Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain Of Memories -Just Wondering- Extended)

Sona: Did somebody mention a boost in power?

(They turn around and are pleasantly surprised to see Sona and Janna!) (EDN: For anyone wondering where these two were, I honestly forgot I had these two as characters. Sorry bout that…)

Jin: Sona and Janna?

Baron Hampton: We haven't seen you two in forever!

Khan: Yeah. The last time we saw you, Sonjo was falling for Janna in front of his girl.

Sonjo: I was mesmerized! Okay?!

Sona: I see your denial is as prevalent as ever Sonjo.

Ayumi: OOOOOOH!

Master Tazz: What're you both doing here?

Janna: We came here to help. We found a way to stop the Principality.

Jin: Oh?

Sona: Let us explain. After we left Oasis, Janna and I tried to warn other cities and areas about the threat of the Principality. But most of them turned a blind eye, either due to fear, or just plain ignorance. 

Khan: Speaking of Oasis, did you hear about what happened to it?

Janna: We saw the broadcast while we were trying to warn people in a nearby city. 

Sona: Sadly, Oasis is what it took for people to finally understand the real threat of the Principality.

Jin: And Major General Kabuto?

Janna: We haven't had time to mourn him yet. We will do so once the war is over.

Sona: We've been going off of our pure hatred, and desire to see the Principality crushed by any means necessary.

Baron Hampton: *Over exaggerated crying* Bottoms up for our man! May he RIP! 

Jin: Uhhh… ooookay. 

Master Tazz: Please, continue. 

Sona: While we were out, we discovered that there was a secret technique created by the Sarlen. It's called the fusion technique.

Baron Hampton: (Say, that sounds familiar…)

Jin: Fusion?

Sona: Two beings combine into one being. Their power is significantly greater, and they gain all the abilities and powers of each individual.

Sonjo: Sounds op.

Khan: How did you guys find out about this?

Janna: I have my ways…

Sonjo: Uhhhhh…

Khan: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SONJO!

Janna: *Giggle* Only kidding. In truth, we found a Sarlen enthusiast who was very knowledgeable about their history.

Jin: And any two people can do this fusion?

Sona: Yes.

Jin: Sweet!

Sona: There is a catch though. The fusion is only up for one hour, so you're on a timer once you use it. 

Khan: Okay… what's the part you're not telling us?

Sona: Whoever decides to fuse has to share a body.

Khan: OH HELL NO!

Master Tazz: So, how do they fuse?

Janna: There's said to be special earrings called potara earrings. The only problem is that only one pair was made, and we don't know where to find them.

Jin: Well shit… that's unfortunate. 

Baron Hampton: That's… not true.

(Stop playing the song)

Master Tazz: Hm?

Baron Hampton: I know exactly where they are.

Sonjo: Really? How?

Baron Hampton: I know exactly where they are, because I have them right here. (He takes the earrings out of a pocket)

Jin: Of course you do… Why am I not surprised?

Baron Hampton: The technique isn't "mine" per se. It's a technique from one of the greatest anime to ever exist, Dragon Ball Z. It's a direct 1:1, so it'll definitely work. Just make sure one earring is on the right, and the other is on the left.

Ayumi: Plus, Zen has already fused, so we're gonna need to even the playing field.

Baron Hampton: Exactly. So, who's going to be the ones to fuse?

(Everyone stands there silently…)

Jin: Well, I guess we don't have any other choice.

(Play song Dragon Ball Z Kai - Fusion's Theme (Official) [Unreleased OST]

Everyone: *In unison* Huh?

Sonjo: What're you talking about Jin?

Jin: It's time, Sonjo. We're gonna fuse too!

Sonjo: HUH?!

Khan: Wait, you and Sonjo are gonna fuse?!

Baron Hampton: An interesting idea Jin, but I don't think you ever asked Sonjo what he thinks.

Sonjo: Damn right you didn't! There's no way I'm fusing with anyone!

Khan: Not even Skia'?

Janna: Or me? 

Sonjo: CUT IT OUT!

Jin: I don't want to fuse anymore than you do. But if it's our best chance of stopping Zen, then we need to use it. C'mon, you know I'm right on this one.

Sonjo: But… I…

Sona: Oh here, take this. These special peppermints are said to restore all your health and power back to you.

Jin: (Takes a peppermint and begins chewing on it) Alright! 

Baron Hampton: You're up Jin.

Jin: Thank you. It's showtime Sonjo!

(Sona sticks out a potara earring and peppermint for Sonjo)

Jin: There's something I'm not quite sure about though. You could've made the fusion be any time length, yet you chose to keep it at an hour. Why's that?

Baron Hampton: Truth is I wanted to respect Toriyama's writing and decided to keep it at an hour. Otherwise, I would've just never made them.

Sonjo: (Still grumbling)

Jin: So just a one hour battle, then no more fusion!

(Jin and Sonjo silently argue about the fusion)

Everyone: (In unison) SONJO!

Sonjo: SHUT UP! If any of you so much as peep and the answer is no! I hate you all… We're doing this shit for one hour, but that's it!

(Just then, a bright light shines from the building. Zen notices it in the distance, and begins flying toward it…

Jin: It's showtime!

Sonjo: Hmph!

(Stop playing the song) (The two of them merge, creating a huge beam of light coming from the building. Zen is stopped by the light. After a bit, a figure emerges from the light.) 

Jinjo: ALRIGHT!

(Play song Dragon Ball Super - Vegetto Theme Song [Extended) (Jinjo emerges and hits a sick landing and pose)

Zen: And you are?

Jinjo: Since the two of you fused, we did the same. You know, just to keep the balance. We're a merged fighter. The combination of the charismatic Jin, and the sexy Sonjo… Call me Jinjo!

Zen: Hmph. How utterly ridiculous…

Jinjo: Not impressed? Then how bout this… (Powers up to the max!) It's Jinjo BLUUUUUUUUUUE! HYAAAAAAAAAAH!

Zen: Fool yourself however you like, you'll never defeat me! (Zen throws an enormous ball of energy to Jinjo, who catches it with his foot, and destroys it immediately.)

Jin: Now then, let's get this started!

(Play episode ending songs G Gundam: Touhou wa Akaku Moeteiru and Sanctuary (Ending)

Narrator: Hey guys! It's me, Baron! Man, these guys just won't go away!

Ayumi: I know! They're so annoying! 

Baron Hampton: Very true, but at least this gives us more content for the fans.

Ayumi: And that means we can get more merch as well! 

Baron Hampton: And this Jinjo character looks strong. I wonder if he's as strong as Baki?

Ayumi: Don't be silly big brother, no one's stronger than him!

Baron Hampton: True enough sis. Well, that's gonna do it for this episode. Thank you all for tuning in!

Ayumi: And as always, thank you all for your support! Couldn't do it without y'all!

Baron Hampton: Next time on NECRO-Driver Dawn! The Ultimate Showdown! I can't wait!

Baron Hampton/Ayumi: Goodbye!