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My Omega mate

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Fantasy Romance
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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V. Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength. His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival. Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature. Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. TAGS: Sex, humor, adventure, harem, weak-to-strong, battling demons, reincarnation and outwitting gods. ~~~ So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it. Medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature always tries to be hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystalized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulations for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m the Goddess of Porn. Hehe.

XFABLES · แฟนตาซี
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做电竞大佬的太太不香吗

     【电竞大佬VS人民教师】      江有鱼的梦想是做一名教师,   有母亲的前车之鉴,   她立志要做个精神、金钱都独立的新时代女性。   所以当顾先生“深情款款”向她求婚时,她拒绝了。   闺蜜:“做电竞大佬的太太不香吗?”   江有鱼皱眉:“他说以后他负责赚钱养家,我只需负责貌美如花……”   闺蜜:“这话……有毛病??”   江有鱼轻哼:“可不是?他这是拐着弯说我丑呢!而且还嫌我挣钱少,养不起他!”   闺蜜:“……”   大姐,你脑洞这么大,不写小说可惜了哈。      【电竞大佬有点甜】      战队三连冠,作为全场最佳MVP选手的顾先生,被广大媒体记者围堵了。   记者:“鲲大,来点获奖感言吧!”   兴致不高的顾先生:“唔,今年的奖杯……”   “好像比去年的轻了点。”   记者:“……咳,鲲大真会说笑。”   “听说再过两年您就要退役了。有没有想过退役后的生活是怎么样的?”   想到什么趣事的顾先生:“生活嘛……”   “用余生去宠爱一个叫江有鱼的女人。”      【高甜无虐,温馨治愈,爽宠有爱】      【喜欢本书,烦请加入书架,方便下次阅读,感谢】

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