Miss Procrastinator

They say laziness is a type of disease that leads you to nothing in life. Well, I think it's a lifesaver. I mean if I wasn't lazy to go to school, then I would've been in the bus that fell down the bridge. Cliche, I know. Anyways, I don't think there's anything wrong with being lazy. Ever since I was a child, everyone around me would say, "Isabel! Do this! Do that!" and me being the f***ing doormat I was, agreed to all of them. And now as a teenager, they're still doing the same thing. Like, PLEASE, let me do what I want for pete's sake! GODDAMNIT! F***ING LET ME REST! So, for the sake of rebelling, I started my life as a procrastinator.