The Siege Shenanigans: Part 1

Winter was ending and I was noticing my PC fans speed up. Their sound was annoying and I was hating that. I just decided to turn on the fan and wear my jacket so I can platy without the distracting WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sound of my PC fans.

We were playing Rainbow 6 Siege. Though we all were not good, we all used to enjoy ourselves. The four man squad was on the Kanal map. was named Shyadam, and I and Bundbreaker were completely dependent on Nerk for carrying us through the match, however we used to take his orders and be actually somewhat helpful. Nerk was the best of us and he carried us every game. Today was special.

Why, well today, we were joined by Reborn. now fun fact, Reborn had experienced Siege on his PS4 before and had over 3 years under his belt, but was still as bad as a newbie. even worst. hell, he was even worst then a goddamn bot.

Reborn had zero decision making. I m personally a shit player as well, but Reborn was even below that. I had 2 kills, exceeding my quota for 1 kill per match, and Reborn was on 0 kills. Begin absolute shit, Reborn decided to bring Blitz, a 2 speed shield operator that only uses a pistol.

Blitz require aggressive gameplay and at the spot decision making. this is to introduce Blitz to all the readers who haven't played Siege.

What happened was that I died. First 10 seconds in the game, I got my ass spawn peaked, a single headshot and that's it, I was dead. Kinda sad though but that's the truth.

Nerk decide to push right next to the site of the bomb that we were supposed to diffuse, and Reborn being Reborn, he decided to follow Nerk.

I want you all to imagine this. Take it seriously. An operator, that has no shield, and can be shot pretty easily, exposed head in just next to the den of our enemies, is being followed, by an operator wielding a shield, someone who can withstand bullets and actually give callouts even if an enemy decided to quick fire.

That is pretty stupid, in case you failed to summarize. Now Nerk entered and came in a crossfire. he was surrounded by enemies on two sides, and they had the tactical advantage. they had cameras set out, they had their entry denial gadgets set up and they knew exactly where the two guys were. he took out on of them and the other knocked him down. Nerk needed a simple revive.

Reborn on the other hand, head gunshots and ran out. reborn ran out, stood right infront of the door with his gun out and took aim at the door. Bruh, no one is coming from here. I was spectating him and I started giving him directions.

"Push, push them. you got the shield, equipped with a flash on the front. you can blind them and shoot or even melee them. Push for pete's sake." :"What if they kill me". Reborns concerns caught me off guard. Never once in the entire scene, I had considered that he might not be taking the hint that his shield will keep him safe in that close quarter situation.

I kept my cool and explained it all to him. he obeyed and pushed. By this time, Nerk was knocked and Reborn was entering the site again. "Run goddamit run. Your shield wont let you get shot. Are you really that stupid or you do it on purpose?"

Reborn decided to run after the guy who knocked down Nerk and take revenge.

Let us look at the situation. Nerk was down, Reborn was scared. The enemy was weakened. The site had a small square in the center. One one side, Nerk was downed and reborn started chasing the guy.

I swear to god, I had never seen a more stupid Tom and Jerry chase in my life. That guy got spooked and started running around that square. Reborn, being a freaking genius, started running behind him and started flashing him. Flash banging him.... from the back. The opposite of where the eyes are.

They, and I m not kidding nor exaggerating, both these dumbasses took four complete cycles, with that stupid-ass Reborn flashing the guy from behind, successfully NOT blinding him.

Now, Blitz has only 4 flash charges. After this, the shield is just as a car door. Reborn wasted the charges. I was laughing my ass off. I couldn't breath and started coughing.

Nerk was yelling a him. "Shoot the Guy. Shoot him and kill him, or turn around and get him from the front. DO SOMETHING YOU SHIT." Nerk was screaming and I was laughing and Reborn was sweating and whining.

After four rounds of those Scooby-Doo shenanigans, Reborn started shooting.

Now what would a human do here. for a game that features one-shot-head-shot system, you would aim for the body or the head. Now, Reborn aimed for the legs because he has the brain of a Cuckoo Bird.

Here, we witnessed Reborn's first kill. Reborn successfully landed on expectations and killed Nerk. "You blind ass hit shoot the enemy, are you seriously that stupid, or your mother dropped you during birth on your head? I swear to god a 1 year old infant plays better then you." Nerk was furious. Bundbreaker was on the other corner of the map slowly making his way to the site. The dude had no idea what the hell was happening. I was laughing like crazy.

Now, instead of carrying on with the round and round chasing, Reborn, took the time and decided to focus on the dead body of his teammate. he just stood there, and looked. Stared. Pondered. He was making sure if the dead body infront of him belonged to his teammate, or the guy he was chasing.

Just then, That guy came running around, and for some reason, instead of looking at reborn, he decided to continue his journey around the square. reborn still stood completely still, considering the implications of the reason that a body lay still before him. Nerk was still screaming, raging and curing Reborn, but reborn was in a world of his own.

In the second cycle, the enemy realized what the hell Reborn as doing and killed him. I kid you not, he stood there confused why wasn't the Blitz he was so scared of chasing him. He stood there, analyzed the situation, carefully took aim at Reborn's head, and shot him.

I was laughing my ass of. I couldn't believe what I had witnessed. Nerk rage quitted the game. he turned it off, disconnected from Discord and left. Meanwhile, Bundbreaker, who was slowly pacing, asked in a squeaky voice, "Dude, what the hell is happening. Why did Nerk leave?"

He had zero idea what sins were just committed. I was laughing so hard I couldn't answer. And Reborn summarized it as following: " He couldn't kill just a single guy. and when I died to the same guy, he got angry and left. he cant play himself, and just keeps blaming me."

I remember that I peed a little. By bladder control was lost on this version of the story and I ran to the bathroom.

When I came back, the party had disbanded. there was a heated discussion in the whatsapp group.

One of my best experiences of that game. I wont narrate further on this event as it involves a lot of No-No words. hell, even this part had No-No words but I tried my best to filter them without ruining the essence of the story.