Literally a Mob

I never thought thing will happened like this.

"Damn you flat chested loli! i don't care if FBI will come knocking on my door! But one thing i'm sure of! your a goddamn! goddamn it i didn't know what to say. Am i retarded?"

I curse out land but can't find anything to say to that loli.

Can you believe. The most anticipated thing will happened to me is to be reincarnated. But shattered in one moment. I just blurted out that she's a flat chested and BOOM! send immediately in this world.

Is there supposed to cheat or introduction. But here i go, in this cold floor sleeping in the floor without cover to rest my head.

"If i, If i can just get my hand on that lolita."

I keep murmuring. But suppressing to say to my self that there's nothing gonna change if i continued. First, let's inspect the surrounding. Oh, wait there's nothing new. It's just pitch black in this underground prison facing the cold wall.

GODDAMN IT LOLI!

Calm down, calm down. Just think it that this is just a scenario. Just wait and there's someone gonna rescue you. It's gonna be a sexy curved female knight. The two of you will fall in love in each in other. Like a heroin that descended on the mortal you wil conquer the enemy and all of the girl like a hot fire.

"heh... hehheheehee"

F*ck stop it!

I slap myself on grinning.

Yeah just wait for a while you will get your first woman.

Those i keep waiting in this quiet place until someone save me. So i create my acting and practiced the scenario.

Maybe i act like a pitiful man and the female knight will take pity on me in this cold place and hug me naked. No, no, no that's too magical too happened. Maybe i act like a wise man and act cool that i already know that this gonna happened. Yes that's it! If you act like that women will always remember you day and night. That way, you can conquer her in easy and peaceful way. Yeah! lets go for that. All i needed is too wait.

Wait...

wait...

Groowl...

"Fucking get me out of here!"

I shouted while banging my self to the metal door. I waited but no one came. It's already 3 hours!

"Where's my fucking plot armor you goddamn loli!"

I keep shouting my inner self. If only people see me doing this i be embarrassed. Who care's i'm f*cking desperate men.

Please someone just save me! i fuck*ng sell my limited edition moe moe figurine to you! Still no? how about my neighbor unwash panty!

I murmuring on my mind. I wanna cry but can't.

Maybe i should kill my self? Maybe that's the plot of my story, who knows. If i die that's means i gonna see that loli again. If that's gonna happened i need to watch my every word this time.

I inhale deeply to calm my self.

"If that is the case let's go kill myself." I inspect my surrounding again to find a sharp object to end my life. It most be uncommon to kill yourself in this situation but to me it is not. I already see the after life so killing my self will brought me to that loli again.

I find diligently but no avail. Only the object here is the metal black gate that imprison me. I'm not a maniac to kill myself biting my tongue or slit my throat. Hell no!

F*ck you my imagination!

Think, think, think. how do i kill myself?

I operate myself like no tomorrow. Work you goddamn brain cell! i paid you to work!

An idea pop-up on my head. If i just ram my head on the metal gate with my full strength. I could kill my self in one go or two. But it will fucking gonna hurt like hell but there's no other choice. I don't want to die slow in hunger i want quick death!

Quick death! no pain!

I position myself in the end of the room. Facing the metal gate. I collect all of my courage and shouted on top of my lungs.

Bang!

With the same time, darkness engulf me.

My head became fuzzy and i can't think of anything anymore. I just feel my self standing again and my vision slowly transition to clearer.

A two big perfectly hills formed in front on me. My hand slowly approach it and touch it.

Boing Boing

i fiddle it! it's fuck*ng soft as hell! i can now transcended to manly hood after i use my virginity!

"I love you Mt. Everest" i softly said while making a sound on my mouth. (Mwah... mochh mochh)

Slowly but surely i face the maiden that created this magnificent art. Her face is twitching and annoyed smile.

"Goodbye and never come again"

She said quickly and wave her hand. My surrounding change again to the underground prison.

I stayed quiet in 3 second

"GODDAMN IIIT!!!"