Chapter 1: Dying Sucks Total Balls Ya Know?
So...dying was just the absolute worst. It sucks total balls, ya know?
This was the first thought I had upon waking up. Well, not so much waking up as becoming aware. I was standing upright in a large empty white space, there didn't seem to be anything or anyone else around me.
The last thing I remembered was being in the local doujin Computer shop, seeing if anything new had come in since I was there first. Not finding anything particularly interesting I had headed for the door. It was a bit of a blur after that.
There was a horn, a flash of color, screaming, glass breaking, and then pain. It felt like I was being crushed, burned, and sliced apart all at once. I'd never felt that much pain before and wasn't looking forward to a repeat performance. Nope, not one fucking bit.
And oddly enough, I don't remember my name and barely my life. Or much of anything, In all honesty. From what I do know about myself: is I was successful In life and was kinda an Otaku of sorts. Other than comprehending all the Animes, Manga, Lights Novel, Fanfic I read, nothing much comes to mind, as of now.
" Where the hell am I?" Is what I think going to happen, really going to happen?
As I thought this, everything suddenly stopped at that point, everything around me plunged into darkness for a second, and then I found myself in an office with windows all around, showing nothing but endless blood-colored seas, surrounding me.
" You are?" I asked, upon finding myself feeling something flow through me. Sitting In front of me is a beautiful barefooted Goddess-like young girl around my age with long flowing white hair and sparkling golden Dragon eyes. She wears a long one-piece white and gold dress, covering her hourglass body and to-die-for curves, and most of all, big breasts that wanted to break free from her dress.
" Just a bored girl with certain... Gifts. You can call me Jump-chan, the absolute Monarch of Jump~" With a soft yet beautiful sooting girl voice, her voice once more appeared by my ears," So let's play a wonderful Game of mine: Akihiro EroKami. What do you say?"
" Sure why not. Got notin' else to do at the moment." I chuckled out. Truly I got nothing to do here. So why not take the door to the exit who so generous appeared?
" Great~! Let's get to it~" As she said this, a hologram black screen with golden letters appeared In front of me. There was a drop-down menu. Of course, it can hardly be called a menu with only one button, but whatever.
Three large screens appeared; one on each side, and one in front of me. Behind me, a pale door with the red words "RETURN" emblazoned upon it.
' Well, time to read.'
[---∆ World One: Naruto.
Difficulty Rating: ~5/10.
The End: Defeat the Final Boss.
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World Two: Fuyuki City.
Difficulty Rating: ~7/10.
The End: Survive to Story's Finish.
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World Three: Bleach.
Difficulty Rating: ~8/10.
The End: Kill Aizen.
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World Four: Dragon Ball Z.
Difficulty Rating: ~9.9/10.
The End: Survive For 20 Years.
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World Five: Akame ga Kill!
Difficulty Rating: ~6/10.
The End: Survive The First Season.
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World Six: Fairly Tail.
Difficulty Rating: ~8/10.
The End: Survive Two Seasons∆---]
"... Huh. All of these words are hard In their own right. So either way: I'm fucked, If I don't power myself up then and they're right from the beginning." I smiled slightly. Our world... Ask anyone, they'll agree. It's boring. This... It's a chance to see something bigger, better; something interesting.
" Well, as one said: Do-or-die," I muttered to myself, reaching ahead. " The highest rewards come from the highest difficulty." And, with that, I tapped World Two.
" How interesting~" As Jump-chan muttered to herself, a faint feeling of nausea overtook me, and black spread throughout my vision, slowly.
Feeling something tickle my ear, I soon began hearing Jump-chan's beautiful soft flowing through my ears:" May Jump watch over you, my Jumper." She kissed my forehead, taking me farther Into the black void.
" My gifts will appear, upon waking up, Jumper. May you have a successful Jump." Slowly but surely, I lost my body movements, senses, hearing and seeing. And then my consciousness.
'... This feels nice.' I hummed, fully devoured by the void, my last thought In that place.
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" For the essence, silver and steel.
For the foundation, gems and the archduke of contracts.
For the ancestor, my great master, Schweinorg.
Close the cardinal gates, be bound to the circle, and follow the three columns of the Sephirot to descend from the Crown to the Kingship.
Fill and lock, fill and lock, fill and lock, fill and lock, fill and lock.
Repeat five times.
But those moments should cease to be once passed.
Set.
I hereby propose:
Your fealty shall be mine, and my fate shall be yours.
If you heed the Holy Grail's call and obey my will and reason, then answer me.
I hereby swear that I shall be all the good in the world.
That I shall repress all the evil in the world.
One of seven heavenly beings, bearing the three great words of power, come forth from the cycle that shackles you…
Guardian of the Scales!"
[ Fate/Stay Night...Path is Clear...Most Logical Path...Opened...] Upon waking up under an unfamiliar ceiling and under of sheets of a difference that I was used to, the first thing that greeted me was a cold emotionless female robotic voice and my own voice sounding out. The second was a headache and a mild migraine. Third was a beautiful young girl, wearing a hooded bluish-purple revealing robe, with lavender purple being the predominant color of her robe. She is an incredibly beautiful young lady, possessing long elegant lavender hair and pointed ears.
' She's short'- that was my first thought. Then I saw her pointed ears and her long lavender hair, and the staff clutched in her hands, and my smile curved up, In pure joy at who the past me summoned before dying.
" I am Servant Caster, are you my Master?" She asked me, her voice melodious and sweet as songbirds.
" I suppose I am," I replied, a satisfied smile on my face. The past me succeeded- it sure had tired us out though. That ritual had been intense.
" I guess we'll be working together from now In this Holy Grail War. Please take care of me~" I bowed a little and smiled calmly.
" Okay!" Caster agreed, nodding happily. " I admit I'm a little confused, but if we're both working together, then I'm happy~"
" Wow." I noted. " You really are naïve, aren't you? I mean, one might expect to have to use a Command Seal or something to make a servant get along."
" Why would you need to do that?" She asked curiously. " I can tell that I'm your Servant, after all. We're linked." At this, she pointed to my arm, where my Command Seals stood out proudly- a pentagram(Demonic Star) with three distinct shines to them:" Besides which, I trust you."
" Aren't you too trusting?" I noted once more, with a raised eyebrow.
Caster flushed," Yup. I suppose I am. That's okay though. I'd much rather try to trust than constantly expect to be betrayed."
" I think we'll get along just fine," I confessed, already liking this new servant of mine.
" Me too~" Smiling beautifully, Caster's eyes glowed a few times, then died down, showing joy.
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And such I met my first servant. It was a wild ride, trust me, but I got much fo tell, so let's get to It~
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