I guess I'm on a diet then

The world is full of spice, full of flavor and exotic taste. We have creamy doughnuts, spicy chicken, sweet ice cream, moist cakes, and my favorite, tender meat. All we need to do is to open up and accept what the world can offer.  Why need to settle to one meal if you can have a full course? Men have needs, and men love variation. Everyone should know that. I wonder why women want their men to be committed. What's the logic behind marriage anyway? They are just showing that they are selfish. They want their men only for their own consumption. How about us men? Wouldn't it be boring to sleep with the same woman over and over again? Just think about it. You're like eating the same cabbage soup over and over again, boring and tasteless; wouldn't we get tired of having the same thing day after day? Why limit yourself? Women are made for men's pleasure. Always put that on mind. Grab a spoon, fork, chopsticks, everything because the whole world is like a buffet always ready to serve us. Dig in!

Commitment never really came to my mind. Marriage is really a no, no. It's because of this appetite of mine. It seems that I can't get to love just one flavor. I want a wide variation of options. I want different flavor and spice every night. And I am enjoying it.  Additionally, I hate more responsibility. Making a family is really a big responsibility. I wonder why men chose to be wed when in fact, they can one not only but lots. Maybe women threatened them or something. Maybe they said that they're gonna cut their hoses if no vows would be said. Or maybe they just want to showcase to the other girls the expensive ring their men brought for them. Women are so selfish. Can't they get the idea of us men?