Honkai Impact: My Married life with Kiana

(TL: Hi~ here's my second fanfic translation! My last one was kinda intense, so I decided to keep it light with some slice of life and comedy this time. If that's not really your thing, no worries you can check out my other series, Honkai Impact: I've Already Said This Isn't a Life Simulator! But if you're down for something chill and fun, stick around and read with me! Hope you enjoy~)

The seemingly ordinary train is traveling among the sea of ​​stars...

"Are we here again?" In this train that is so familiar that it couldn't be more familiar.

She sat lazily in her seat and stretched, highlighting the girl's perfect body curves.

The girl with waist-length white hair yawned in boredom and looked at the monotonous scenery outside the window

"It was quite shocking when I first saw this scenery, but it gets boring after looking at it for a long time."

After saying that, she took out her cell phone and repeatedly checked the contact list, which could only be counted with her fingers.

"It's so boring. Should I give Mei and the others a call? What are they doing now?"

The girl thought for a while and said, "Forget it. Mei and others are usually very busy and I can't bother them all the time. Let's just think about what to eat tonight."

She looked out the window with some disappointment: "Although life is good now, it's a little too lonely."

"I heard that the Earth is vigorously developing aerospace technology in recent years. Maybe someone will come here to accompany me in a few years?"

she was thinking about this and looking through the recipes her best friend sent her "I should continue to research new dishes. There are many that I haven't tried yet."

she usually just does this to kill time, otherwise it would be too boring. People always have to find something to kill time.

"Now I feel a little hungry..." After looking at the detailed recipes on the phone, Mei was also considerate enough to provide her with some pictures of the finished products of those exquisite dishes.

The most important thing is that these of Mei's specialties are still her favorite dishes.

'This sight makes me even hungrier…it's as if the food in the picture can emit fragrance through the screen.'

Gurgle, gurgle...

' Even my stomach couldn't help but growl.'

"What's wrong? Are you bored with your daily life?" A blond man suddenly appeared on a seat not far away, still elegantly shaking the red wine glass in his hand, and said leisurely, "Are you missing the exciting life in the past?"

Leaning lazily back in the seat, the scenery outside the train changed at some point, and a giant tree that seemed to be formed by golden light appeared outside the window behind him.

"My life is really boring now, but I have finished what I want to do." The white-haired girl waved her hand nonchalantly and said with a relaxed look, "Anyway, I am retired now."

'This once unhappy story now has a relatively happy ending.'

"After all, it's better if I'm just a little bored. the more bored I am, the safer everyone will be."

"What? Such a young and beautiful girl now has the mentality of an old man?" The main color in the carriage suddenly turned purple.

The petite girl doll suddenly appeared and said something naughty: "Are you willing to stay here forever?"

The puppet moved its flexible limbs and gracefully and playfully performed ballet movements around the white-haired girl "Oh if only that man were here at this moment."

"I think if you two get together, you really will be a perfect couple. Just the two of you living on the moon..."

The puppet girl then clamped her puppet legs on the armrest of the carriage like she was doing pole dancing. "That would be really romantic."

The puppet girl didn't care at all about the white-haired girl's increasingly dark complexion.

"But what a pity…" A mocking smile suddenly appeared on the puppet girl's face. "In that final battle, the man who helped you break through the barrier… used up all his strength, and in the end, he disappeared like a bubble."

Suddenly, the puppet girl turned her neck 180 degrees, facing the white-haired girl with her back to the front: "As I remember, you called him... Captain, right?"

As soon as the words were spoken, the color of the carriage turned dark green. On the sign above the door.

A red eye made up of pixels flickered, and then the pixels slowly pieced together to form the head of a man with red hair.

"Yes, yes... It's this man." The puppet girl said excitedly, "He guided the energy from the parallel world and used the core key to help you break the indestructible barrier."

"He was originally just an ordinary person, so it's impossible that he can't even leave his body behind..." The puppet girl didn't finish her words.

A baseball bat hit her face hard, and the powerful force instantly knocked her away and hit the glass on the other side of the train.

"If your purpose today is to irritate me." The white-haired girl lowered her head so that no one could see her expression. "Then congratulations, you have done it now."

The baseball bat in her hand slowly dissipated at this moment. This blow contained so much anger that even part of the puppet girl's face was shattered.

"Congratulations..." The man who had been silent from the beginning slowly clapped his hands and said gloatingly to the puppet girl who fell to the ground, "Congratulations, you can survive it's God's will, but you can't if it's your own fault."

Even the red eye on the sign above the train door showed a bit of speechlessness at this moment.

"When will you change your bad temper?" The reflection of the white-haired girl on the train window did not follow the pace of its owner but moved strangely on its own.

And she said helplessly to the puppet girl who fell to the ground, "Why can't you control your mouth and provoke her like this?"

"Hehe... I'm used to it." Although a baseball bat had made a big hole in the upper part of the puppet girl's face where her eyes were.

But as if it had no effect on her, she slowly stood up again.

"After all, I just like to take advantage of the loopholes in other people's hearts and watch other people break down... Don't you think this is fun?"

The white-haired girl clenched her fists at this moment: "It seems that I should hit your mouth instead of your face next time."

The surrounding environment changed again, this time it became a place that the white-haired girl was very familiar with: "Where is this? The bridge of the Hyperion?"

After taking a look at the familiar surroundings, she sighed helplessly once again: "Could it be that you are too bored and are planning to play mahjong with me?"

"It just so happens that I've been studying this game recently and was worried that no one would play with me."

The man on the train picked up the red wine glass again: "Unfortunately, although I happen to know how to play this game, this is not our purpose today."

"Do you know what the end of a story often means?" The man picked up the red wine glass and looked at the figure of the white-haired woman through the glass. He said slowly, "It means that readers tend to look forward to the beginning of another story."

"The beginning of another story..."

"That's right..." The puppet girl snapped her fingers and said mischievously, "The new story everyone has been looking forward to begins again."

Then suddenly, her own "reflection" suddenly appeared in the mirror.

With a flying kick, she kicked the white-haired girl down from the elevator room next to the bridge.

"What?" The astonished white-haired girl suddenly felt a sense of weightlessness.

And looking at her "reflection" with a sly smile on her face, 'I always feel that this scene is somewhat familiar?'

"Come on, this time you must firmly grasp what you want to get in your hands, and don't let it slip away again."

In the reflection, there was a white-haired girl who looked exactly like her. The only difference was that her golden pupils were a different color from hers, and a gentle light was flickering in them.

A smile appeared on her lips as she finished speaking to the white-haired girl.

Then her body was falling rapidly, looking at the familiar yet unfamiliar elevator shaft that was quickly getting smaller in her field of vision.

Kiana, the white-haired girl who once saved the world, slowly fell into darkness.

"So, you put her in this position. Are you sure it's not revenge for the blow she just gave you?"

The blond man who was still sitting on the other side slowly finished speaking and then turned into a golden paper airplane and slowly floated down into the bottomless elevator shaft.

"Hehe, who knows this?" The puppet girl said with a snicker and finally disappeared together.

(TL: Well I think this is a good start right?~ hope you enjoy~)

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