Chapter 33: It was...Something

Most of the devils had long since cleared out of the party hall since Ophis had arrived. The only ones remaining being Rias' friends, her family, a few curious and brave random devils, and the Kuoh students.

"The cake is inferior to these…cookies."

Oh…how could I forget.

The Ouroborus also is here, sitting on my lap, taste testing various sweets. It's honestly pretty amusing.

Until you realize that pretty much everyone in the room is practically pissing themselves as they watch her.

But I guess that's kind of what's funny. This little girl who is adorably eating her sweets in peace is the very reason why everyone is so terrified.

Sounds like a skill issue.

Koneko however is one of the unaffected people. Well sort of.

When Ophis first showed up, she seemed as terrified of her as everyone else, if not more so. Though as she watched the Dragon God of Infinity eat all the sweets, a new wave of-

Confidence? Yes I think confidence would be the right word.

A new wave of confidence washed over her, and she decided that if anyone was going to eat all of the sweets it would be her.

So sitting to my right is my beautiful and absolutely sexy fiance, Rias. At my left is Loli #1 Koneko, and in my lap is Loli #2 Ophis.

On the table in front of us are various sweets ranging from ice cream, jello, cake, cookies, etc. Whatever sweet you can think of, it's probably on the table.

All the other devils are standing there and simply watching the infinite and her new rival eating sweets while I'm feeling like an all powerful god with the power of an adorable atomic bomb at my fingertips.

It's a very good feeling.

"Who would have thought this night would turn out like this." Zeoticus smiled as he brought over another batch of freshly baked cookies.

I had no idea a noble devil like him could bake, but when I took a bite of his cookies, it made my magical power burst out. Had I not had good control of it, my power would have likely burst my clothes off my body.

"I like you, goatee devil."

Zeoticus' smile grew at the words of Ophis. "I'm glad you do, and the feeling is mutual."

Ophis nodded slightly as her and Koneko started digging into the cookies. I took one, because of course I'm going to take my father in law to be's tasty cookies.

Wait, that sounded kinda gay-

"Ophis, may I ask why you are here?" Sirzechs stepped forwards and asked.

The shitty bastard is brave.

Ophis didn't answer, and instead settled for continuing her cookie munch. A smart decision. In the moments it would take her to answer, Koneko would definitely swipe 3-5 cookies from her.

"She's here because she wants to beat Great Red, and she thinks I have the best chance of doing such a thing." I smirked at my least favorite redhead.

Sirzechs' gaze dropped and his hand rose to his chin as he fell into thought.

"Seems like Koneko has competition." Issei laughed, walking towards the table we're sitting at.

A wave of power burst from Ophis.

"No more. One cookie stealer is enough." Ophis warned with an emotionless glare.

Issei visibly tensed up as Ophis' killing intent was directed at him and any other devil that wasn't sitting with us. With the exception of the Cookie God himself Zeoticus of course.

"He's cool, Ophis. Trust me, he's an idiot, but he's not dumb enough to steal your cookies." I chuckled as I patted her on the head. I raised an eyebrow as she pushed her head into my hand harder.

"You may approach." She said, before looking down and seeing that half the cookies were gone and were thoroughly being crammed into Koneko's mouth. A frown worked its way on her face, but it faded as she took a bite of another cookie.

Issei let out a breath that I'm sure he didn't know he was holding and walked to our table, stopping on Koneko's side and sitting beside her. Asia joined shortly after.

"So how was the party, Issei?" Rias asked, definitely hoping to take the attention and lingering fear Ophis' presence brings.

"It was pretty fun, but none of the girls came my way! How am I supposed to be the harem king if none of the girls even want to talk to me!" Issei slammed his fist down on the table in frustration.

"...You break our cookies, I break your dick." Koneko warned with the meanest side glare.

Issei visibly cringed as he raised his fist from the table.

"I'm sure they'll come around, Issei." Rias encouraged my perverted friend.

His mood seemed to rise just by her words.

"Thanks, Buchou! You're right, I'll become the harem king, tonight was just a bit of an upset!"

"Don't think I forgot about what you did to Rias before the party. Your little accident has earned you an ass beating when we leave." I remind the idiot, and judging by his face, he forgot.

"Hope you copped a good feel, cause nothing Koneko has done to you thus far will come close to your fate when I'm done with you."

Koneko's lips turned up at my words, and I felt Rias tighten her grip a bit around my arm.

Bonus points with the ladies never hurt anybody. Except for that one guy in School Days. Yeah he got fucked.

"This is quite the interesting turn of events, and though I hate to be the bearer of bad news, it's getting late. We should probably go." Akeno said as she made her way towards the table.

I pulled out my phone and saw that it was well past midnight.

Huh? Guess time flies when you have a loli dragon by your side.

"You're right, it's about time we head out." Rias smiled as she rose and stretched her body. The slight bouncing of her breasts didn't escape my view, and judging by the smirk she gave me, I wasn't very slick in my voyeurism.

The rest of us stood up, albeit very hesitantly in Ophis' case, and gathered together in front of the table. We paused as we noticed Yuuto wasn't making his way over to us and instead seemed to be completely lost in thought.

"Yo, Yuuto. We're leaving, you coming?" I asked as I stared at my blonde haired friend with an odd look.

"Huh, what? Oh yeah…I'm coming." He mumbled out.

Now I was thoroughly lost. Yuuto isn't the type of guy to get lost in thought like that, but considering the party we just forced ourselves to suffer through, I don't blame him.

Once he and the student council had made their way to a circle, we looked at the rest of the party goers.

"It was very nice to actually converse with you, Saji, Asia, Issei. I hope in the future, I can get to know more about my son in law to be." Venelana smiled at us.

"Bye, Lady Gremory, and thank you for the vote of confidence." Saji said with a nervous chuckle.

Vote of confidence, what did I miss?

""Bye, Mrs.Gremory."" Asia and Issei waved.

"The feeling is mutual. Perhaps next time I return to the underworld, I'll bring my parents. I can see you all getting along…alright, that's a lie, but I hope you'll get along." I bowed.

"Yes, the Egyptians are…not an easy bunch, but Anubis has always been more reasonable than others, your mother on the other hand…" Zeoticus chuckled as he scratched the back of his head.

With all the time I spent reading, I learned some rather disappointing news. Apparently after a nekoshou devil killed her master and became a stray, that devil's son lost his shit. He joined the Old Satan Faction, and they ended up basically wiping out most of the race with the exception of a handful of nekoshou women.

To make matters worse, nekoshou men are very very rare in the first place, and even when they are born, they barely even retain the nekoshou genes. Which kinda explains why I had trouble tapping into senjutsu when I tried it out. I can use touki tho, so hey…silver lining.

"Yeah, no offense, but she's gonna absolutely hate all of you." I sighed.

"We are all on the same side of this war, I'm sure she'll come around." Sirzechs smiled, and his wife nodded beside him.

"Don't hold your breath." I snorted, and with a crimson flash we were teleported back to the clubroom.