God Has Entered The Chat, Beware!!

A/N: before you give me any feedback or hate or love, do NOT take this seriously. I want to 'upgrade' on my comedy so I created this... which is made for laughs and good times...

I just wanted to put that out there, also any world ideas? Other than Naruto, Pokémon, and DxD (we may do this one) because they are so fucking over used.

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A man awoke in a strange place, it has the appearance of a forest that has Sakura trees. The man got up, he didn't know anything about him, him name, race, age, nothing came to mind.

The man seems to be in his forties, he has a tired look on his face, bags under his eyes and half opened eyes were evidence of this. The man has black hair that has a few white hairs in it, the man has a black beard as well which still has a few white hairs in it.

The man started to walk, the man wore a suite and tie which was black and the tie was white. He looked to be the normal old salary man. He has black dress pants and dress shoes, he has the face of confusion written on him.

He continued to walk until he met a lake, the lake was so clear that if there weren't any ripples you'd think that it is glass.

Looking ahead he saw a great oak tee, it was huge enough to dwarf skyscrapers to the point where they look like toys that kids play with. The oak tree seemed to be in the middle of the lake and the leafs on the tree looked to be made of of glass - well glass that is flexible enough to exactly replicate the flexibility of leafs.

Looking at the tree once more he saw a woman, the woman appeared to be young. She had black hair that turned to red at the end that went down to her hips. She also had brightly colored red, feathered wings on her back, the wings weren't that big, only one or two feet.

She - for some reason - had a lack of clothes. She looked to be wearing a bikini, the bikini was colored bright red and she wore a mask, that was black. The mask only covered the top portion of her face and inch left the jaw, lips, and chin exposed.

She wore a thin smile when she saw the man, she then spoke "child, come closer," when she said this the man was confused, he then looked down and saw her standing on water, trusting her he walked on the water and towards her.

Once the man got close enough to her she spoke again "Tell me child" she then looked at the tree "do you know where you are?"

"No, in fact, I don't remember anything"

She looked at him then smiled and looked back at the tree "well, in that case I'll give you the name of GOD. I'm Fate or Destiny, and this is the tree of the Universe. This tree holds every universe and every copy of said universe."

The man now knowing what this tree is looked at it in amazement. "And the reason why you're here is because you rule the everyone and everything." The man then looked back at GOD and spoke again "what is you're first order my lord?"

GOD just looked at the tree while he was thinking "Um, so you said I rule everything and everyone, but uhhh, I don't know how to." GOD said this to Fate.

Fate still had the small smile that she has at the beginning "Well, let's sort that out first." Fate said this as a panel that came out of nowhere and is magically hovering in front of him appeared.

"My Lord, please look at your powers." Fate said this to GOD.

GOD looked at the panel and saw what is effectively his life portfolio.

Name: GOD

Age: ERROR

Strength: ERROR

Dexterity: ERROR

Stamina: ERROR

Vitality: ERROR

Charisma: ERROR

Level: ERROR

Magic: ERROR

GOD sighed "Fate, this says error for everything."

Fate nodded "so it's working properly"

GOD shook his head "Errors means something went wrong."

"Thats correct but unlike normal gods, you're power can't be measured. If you want something to happen all you need to do is think of it and it'll happen." Fate said this as she nodded once more.

"Oh... yeah, that makes since." GOD said this as he nodded as well.

"So uhh... what's next?" GOD said this as he looked around seeing nothing else.

"Well... it's been a long time since a new ruler came about so a lot of universes are in an unbalanced state. As the ruler it's your job to fix these unbalanced states!"

"And how do I do that? Fight evil and good?"

Fate shook her head "no, evil and good should be in a stalemate, a perpetual state of war. That is how it should be if we want to maintain balance."

GOD nodded once more "ahh, that makes since."

Fate nodded "anyways, you should head home until I tell you that the first world is ready for your intervention."

GOD raised an eyebrow "and where's home exactly?"

Fate then pointed at the tree "at the other said of the Tree of Universe"

GOD then nodded "ah, well, I'll see you until then." GOD said this as he went for his home that awaited on the other side of the lake. When GOD got there he saw a nice little cabin.

The cabin is obviously made out of wood and looked to have power on, walking in you are met with the living room. The living room has a hundred inch TV, has a large half circle couch. The living room is open to the kitchen that is to the left of the living room. Without a door you can directly see the kitchen, and to the right of the living room housed the bedroom that does have a door.

A/N: so that's it; remember to give me some world ideas!

Uploaded on Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Word Count: 1,027