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Fortunate Taoist

Hicksbess known to be the weakest disciple of the Moonlight Dust Pavilion finds a Golden Needle. This Needle will give him incredible fortune and power. He will try to rise to the top to become the most powerful. What he will do to attain this is up to him

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27 Chs

9th and 10th Place

Some of this chapter is not appropriate so read at your own risk. If you are an innocent person... get the hell of this app what are you doing.

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(Hicks)

"Ugh, what the happened"

Hicks wakes up and is laying down

(Argent)

"It's a long story"

Hicks looks up and sees Argent's childish face as he smiles.(If you don't remember Argent has a kid like voice and figure. Haven't really thought about his distinct features but whatever) Hicks looks around and sees he is in the black space again

(Hicks)

"Hey what is this place, is it like a void"

Argent looks at Hicks disappointed

(Argent)

Sigh

"I told you man, I don't know"

(Hicks)

"Ok well I'm going to call it a void"

Hicks gets up off his back. And paces for a bit with a concerned look on his face

(Hicks)

*No matter how hard I try I just can't remember what I did*

Argent, just sitting on air, gets up and sighs in disappointment once more

(Argent)

"Jeez humans and their terrible memories. Alrighty ima keep it short and sweet, you didn't listen to me and almost flattened an area of you precious Pavilion.

(Hicks)

"I almost flattened some of the Pavilion? That's awesome!"

(Argent)

"You also almost killed a huge group of disciples"

(Hicks)

"WHAT!?!??! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THAT?!?!? WHAT HAPPENED ARE THEY OKAY?!?!?"

Suddenly Hicks collapses from a ton of pressure on him

(Argent)

Don't" tell at me, I have sensitive ear drums."

The pressure relieves and gets up

(Hicks)

"That's weird, even though I got a power boost from, you? Or the needle, I have been super strong. But whenever I feel you pressure it still hurts."

(Argent)

"That's because I'm the "void" you have a the strength of an average human being if I were to do that while you were actually conscious you would be able to stand. Jeez you humans are so dull"

Hicks' face suddenly gets concerned and avoids eye contact with Argent

(Hicks)

"Hey, you have been referring to me as human, so what are you? Exactly?

Argent rolls his eyes in exhaustion

(Argent)

"With my power I should be incapable of exhaustion but just from your question I am getting tired."

(Hicks)

"So you won't tell me"

Argent floats up and starts laying down on the air relaxing

(Argent)

"Oh no I'll tell you, "

Hicks' face lightens up

(Argent)

"I am the golden needle created by the God Of Fortun-"

(Hicks)

"I ALREADY KNOW THAT DUMBASS"

(Argent)

"I WASN'T DONE!!!! AND DON'T CALL ME A DUMBASS, DUMBASS!!!!"

(Hicks)

"A kid shouldn't be talking like that!!!!"

(Argent)

"For your information I am 753 years old! If I wasn't restrained by this damn Golden Needle I would have wiped this Pavilion off the map"

Then out of nowhere lightning starts emitting from Argent's body

(Argent)

"Huh, this hasn't happened in a while"

Then suddenly the lightning start electrocuting Argent, he falls out of the air and he proceeds to shout in excruciating pain. Hicks runs up to him worried about what is happening to him.

(Hicks)

"Oh God, Argent are you okay what's going on"

(Argent)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

(Hicks)

"All right fine don't tell me"

He says as he looks away giggling with a mischievous look on his face

The electrocution stops and Argent gets up like nothing happened and just goes back to relaxing in the air

(Hicks)

"So what just happened?"

(Argent)

"Meh nothing really, just a punishment I get when I harbor ill will against you"

(Hicks)

"Ah ok"

Hicks starts slowly stepping back. He then remembers something

(Hicks)

"Ah, uhm so forget your history for now. Didn't you say you were going to give me a technique a while ago?"

(Argent)

"Technically it want a while ago outside the void it would have been like two days ago"

(Hicks)

"Oh ok... WAIT TWO DAYS AGO!!!!!! HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?!?!?!? "

(Argent)

"49 hours 3 minutes and 47 seconds"

Hicks suddenly gets scared

(Hicks)

"Oh god I have been out for so long. What am I gonna do even Janitor Yang would get mad at me!"

Hicks thinks of an idea

"Argent how the hell do I get out of here?!?!"

(Argent)

"Just leave"

(Hicks)

"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!!!!"

(Argent)

"Just think about wanting to leave, and didn't I tell you I have sensitive ears!"

Hicks turns away from Argent and sits of the floor. He then starts concentrating in his mind

(Hicks)

*I want to leave*

Then Hicks once again wakes up on the floor but this time it's on a wooden floor. His vision is blurry for a bit but he can see two human figures. He reaches out and accidentally grabs onto something

(Hicks)

*huh, what is this? It's soft and squishy, it feels kind of nice*

His vision becomes clear and he is touching a woman's breast. She is wearing a mask so Hicks can't identify her but he looks at her straight in the eye. The other person next to him is also a girl it she isn't wearing a mask

(Unmasked Girl)

"Oh my , he is quite the forward one"

(Hicks)

"Uh👁👄👁, OH GAHD"

(Masked girl)

"AAAAAAAAHHHH"

*Smack*

(Guang De)

Towards a group of friends

"Did you hear that? It sounds like someone just got hit"

(One of his friends)

"You must be hearing stuff we are in the fields far away from everyone, nobody can be that loud

Hicks has the brightest red hand mark on his face. Hicks says nothing and looks at the girl. His eyes wander around her until they stop at her hair. He suddenly wears a worried face.

(Hicks)

"OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY, I HAD JUST GROPED A MEMBER OF THE TOP TEN STUDENTS OF THIS PAVILION!!!!"

The masked girl that was groped gets up in embarrassment followed by the unmasked girl. She lends a hand to Hicks, Hicks takes her hand and gets up. After Hicks gets up and looks at the other girl he realizes she also has red hair, but the roots of her hair are black. She has been a top ten student for at least a year

(Hicks)

*oh my god, I just groped an elite ten member in front of an elite ten member*

The Elite Ten are the top Ten Strongest and Smartest Disciples in all of The Moonlight Dust Pavilion. In order to become an Elite Ten member you must take each of them on from weakest to strongest. That will determine where you belong if you manage to be stronger than an elite ten member. The elite Ten members are constantly challenged so they stay inside and wear masks and hoods to conceal their identity. They do this so they can't be unreadily challenged on the spot. This way the challenger has to go through the guild elders and schedule a challenge.

(Masked Girl)

"May I know the name of this brother?"

(Hicks)

"Oh sorry I haven't introduced myself, I am Hicksbess but I now go by Hicks"

Suddenly a fist collided with Hicks' face. He falls of the floor blood coming from his nose. Not in pain but in shock he looks up at the masked girl. Even the unmasked girl stands surprised

(Masked Girls)

"Ugh so your the trash that has been giving us Elite Ten members a bad rep. The weakling with red hair.

The masked girl glares at Hicks and walks out of the room swinging the doorway open. The unmasked girl approaches Hicks gently

(Unmasked Girl)

"Pardon her, there have been rumors going around about you and have been giving us elite ten members a bad name. That made her upset and lashed out at you."

(Hicks)

"I guess it's my fault if I wasn't weak this wouldn't have happened. May I know this Senior Sister's name?"

(Unmasked Girl)

"You may call me Senior Sister Na. My name is Li Na, I am the in 9th place on the elite ten. The masked girl is Li Jing and she holds 10th place on the elite ten and we also happen to be twins

Hicks looks out the doorway

(Hicks)

*Li Jing huh, cute name*

(Argent)

"Ah yes love at first grope how romantic. You must want to know how the other one feels like. Am I right?"

(Hicks)

"Ah- I well, her sister is just as hot too"

Hicks blushes. Then Li Na just stares at him curious. Like he's an idiot.

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Writing novels is harder than I thought (if you can even call this a novel), my brain is dead. I tried a little harder on this but it came out as some pervy mess. If you've made it this far, thanks and I hope you don't lose interest or I will be writing my future chapters for nothing.