Retiring for good.

Ryu was sitting in the crowd at Naruto's wedding.

Anko was sitting on his right and Aino was on his left. He smiled as he watched Naruto and Hinata stand at the altar in the Village.

Of course it had one, what?

Anyway~

Ryu had been running around this past month, doing very secret things which were revealed at the wedding as Minato and Kushina were sitting in the front row, watching the Wedding with big smiles and tears.

Finally, after the ceremony, Ryu got up and left with Anko and Aino as Naruto went to see Minato and Kushina with Hinata, crying his eyes out.

Ryu didn't want to see that scene, so he went back to the Hokage office and left a Shadow Clone before disappearing.

He came to an underground facility and lit a cigarette, walking inside and passing several scientists, cloaked and covered up with masks.

Ryu knew exactly who they were, Orochimaru's clones!

That guy simply went wild, making clones everywhere. It was as though he was going to clone an army or something!

He walked into a room and Orochimaru was experimenting on a corpse. He came next to him and said "So?" Orochimaru licked his lips and said "Incredible! This corpse has an incredible genetic structure! It's simply marvelous! It's compatible with Sharingan, Byakugan, any and all Blood Limits!"

Ryu chuckled and said "Well, he IS an Otsutsuki from the Moon, you know? A descendant from Hamura…" Then he sighed, "Unfortunately, his clan decided to die and create a giant Tenseigan…"

Orochimaru had heard this before and acted the same every time. He grit his teeth and said "Bastard! So many research specimens wasted! And for what?!" Ryu patted his shoulder and smiled, "Don't worry about it. You can still clone him, right?"

He pulled out a scroll and handed it to him, saying "These are the rest of the Zetsu I could find. Not that it was easy! They were hiding underground, crushed, scorched, etc." Orochimaru's eyes lit up and he took the scroll quickly, handing him back another saying "All those Ideas and theories you had, I cleaned them up and created what you imagined. All that machinery… Very creative…"

Ryu's eyes lit up and he took the scroll, reading it as he happily said, "Good job! Haha, Uncle Snake is the best Sage of them all, right? Always a pleasure working with you~" He talked to Orochimaru about the Internet along with telephones etc before leaving.

Orochimaru told him, "Maybe. If I can get through these specimens quick enough…" Ryu told him to take his time because they had a lot of it.

After leaving, he went to the Science Development center and handed them the scroll before leaving the building as they praised him as a god. Ryu rolled his eyes and didn't deal with these weirdos. They would go nuts for the simplest thing. It was ridiculous…

Anyway, he came back to his office and switched places with the Shadow Clone, before tidying up, thinking of ways to optimize his system. The new Perfected Jutsu from Hagoromo was spreading through the village nicely and the ninja school was bringing more talents to the village, not to mention…

The 9 genin were also bringing talents to the village!

Ryu was adamant that the other villages could only 'marry into' Konoha, not the other way around. He had an argument with A and Onoki on this issue but since Ryu was the strongest, they didn't complain too much.

As for whether they were angry about it…

Well, who cares?

Konoha had him!

That was enough.

As Ryu was sitting there, he heard a ding!

He was startled as he had forgotten about the system entirely…

He looked at the corner and was stunned as there was a red 4!

[Congratulations on saving all those who should've died! (Hidden Achievement Completed!)]

[Whirlwind Iron Cutting Fist]

[Congratulations for participating in Saving the World! (Hidden Achievement Completed!)]

[Great Owl Tree Holy Land & Summoning Scroll]

[Congratulations for becoming Hokage! (Hidden Achievement Completed!)]

[Perfect City Re-Building Token & Impurity Cleansing Water Source]

[Congratulations for witnessing one of your Children getting Married for the first time! (Hidden Achievement Completed!)]

[Devil Fruit Tree Sapling]

Ryu froze and checked the rewards in shock, his eyes widened even more!

[Devil Fruit Tree Sapling: A little sapling, ready to be planted! Devil fruit will grow on the tree from time to time, when eaten will give the eater a bloodline limit and the fruit will never reappear on the tree again. (Tree will grow very quickly. Extremely Large. Very resilient.)]

[Great Owl Tree Holy Land: A new Holy Land of Owls. A world tree lives in this space and owls occupy the tree, just like the other Holy Lands. (Separate Space. (Summoning Scroll is new))]

[Perfect City Re-Building Token: Able to change a city's layout overnight without anyone being suspicious. Highly Advanced City Builders provide guidance as you apply your general idea and wishes.]

[Impurity Cleansing Water Source: To be placed in your City/Village, replaces the water source and will cleanse the Impurities of whoever drinks it completely! Also works on plants, animals, etc. (Makes your city Cleaner and Fresher) Note: It also smells nice.]

Ryu rubbed his eyes and finally after a few minutes of silence, said, "Fuck! Awesome!"

A summoning scroll appeared in his hand and he put it on the table, looking at the token before snapping it.

He came to a space that was overlooking Konoha from above. He gave his ideas and wishes, putting in the Impurity Cleaning Water Source, as well as planting the Sapling in the middle of the city.

It was more circular now and much more beautiful! The buildings were simply moved around and the area grew bigger outwards.

Ryu was very happy and clicked confirm before returning to reality.

Nothing happened yet as it would happen overnight when everyone was sleeping.

He turned to the table and started writing down Whirlwind Iron Cutting Fist before adding it to the collection.

That night, Ryu gave Aino and Anko the Summoning Scroll, saying that he found it somewhere, making a terrible excuse.

After that, Naruto came over and thanked him for everything, giving him a hug again. Ryu rolled his eyes, he would be touched but this kid came over every single day for the same thing…

The next day

Ryu saw the new city and was blown away! It was so beautiful!

He looked around and nobody seemed to notice anything was different! They even knew the streets already!

Even himself!

Ryu sighed sincerely, thinking that the system was too OP! Directly implanted memories of the city into his brain, even the fact that sometime ago, Hokage Ryu planted a tree in the middle of the village…

As the days passed more and more people reported terrible experiences on the toilet but after taking a shower and changing they looked 10000x better than they did before! They even felt better!

Eventually, everyone had the same experience and stopped talking about it.

Now there wasn't a single fat or ugly person in all of Konoha!

It was like Paradise!

Slowly a year passed!

How much happened this year?

Kakashi and Mei got married and had a baby, as did Guy and Samui, as did Lee and Kurotsuchi, Sakura and Sasuke, Ino and Sai, Shikamaru and Temari, Tenten and Neji, etc.

They all had kids including Hinata and Naruto!

Ryu was stunned, was this a baby boom? There were fucking babies everywhere!

Officially, the YOUTH group had 4 people now…

Namely, Might Fly and Metal Lee…

Even Itachi and Izumi!

But…

Ryu shuddered at that girl… he didn't know if it was Itachi or what, but Izumi had twins and was pregnant again…

At any rate, everything was progressing and developing rapidly as Konoha entered a special state of tranquility, training, and advancement.

The next year, Jiraiya and Tsunade had a kid.

Then 10 years later~

Ryu was sitting in a chair, using Madara's Gunbai as a cane as he watched Konohamaru pretend to be Naruto at this guy's Hokage Inauguration…

At least, under Ryu's rule as Hokage, the 'I gave up on life, end my suffering' hair cuts were banned.

Be stylish or die.

A golden rule…

He had to complain, the creator of Boruto was really a trash manga dude. Ryu had to go out of his way to find the Hairdresser that was handing out these haircuts and kick him out of Konoha, sending him to the Rock Village.

He was having none of it and deported that asshole instantly.

Who was he to ruin the style of the village?

Honestly, he was lucky he wasn't executed!

The Devil Fruit Sapling turned into a towering tree in the middle of the village, there were even tree houses in it for sensory ninja and some Ninja school classes.

The entire Village was extremely beautiful and advanced, if you squinted and forgot you were in Naruto and imagined everything looking completely different, it sorta looked like Asgard!

The Magnet Train was currently being worked on by scientists but they had the classic Boruto Train around the village. There was even Internet, Computers, and Phones!

The Senzu Bean reserves had exploded under the new Water Source and a bunch of 11 year olds were running around the village in little groups.

This little bastard Sasuke went out for a bit but when he came back Ryu basically imprisoned him here. He really wasn't having any of Sasuke's nonsense. He told him to get a haircut that wasn't emo and told him to stay here before Sakura hung herself in depression.

After Sasuke saw Itachi, holding 4 kids, he finally agreed to stay…

And that was 9 years ago!

Imagine how many kids Itachi had now…

There were 6.

2 girls and 4 boys.

Ryu looked at them and was stunned. How does this even happen? He even had suspicions that Itachi was like some sort of factory…

As Ryu was watching Konohamaru give a speech, Aino fell next to him.

She was now an 18 year old Elite Jonin!

Ryu smiled happily and pinched her face, saying "Did you come to see Daddy? Eh? My widdle cutie pie!" Aino blushed angrily and slapped his hand, pouting "I'm not a kid anymore, dad!"

Ryu sighed and teared up but Aino hugged him, sighing helplessly "You damn old man! Why are you always crying…" Ryu grinned and hugged her tightly, saying "Because my little baby grew up and doesn't want to be with her favorite Daddy anymore, how heartbreaking is that? Ah!"

Aino rolled her eyes and Ryu coughed, "By the way…" his eyes flashed and he said "You better talk to Konohamaru because I applied for you to be Boruto, Sarada, and Mitsuki's Team Leader."

Aino froze and looked dazed, "M-Me?! Why?! Sarada is cute but…" she looked troubled and Ryu's face darkened, "I'm so handsome and smart and lovable, why is that kid such a little bastard?"

Aino cleared her throat and curled her long black hair, saying "Well, if you really want me to, Dad, I'll do it…" Ryu smiled brightly and squinted in happiness, saying with a laugh "That's my little angel! Daddy loves yooooooooooou~!"

Aino smiled sweetly and Ryu got up, walking to the edge of the building, looking down at the citizens.

He coughed and pointed his Gunbai in the air, saying "Hello Everyone! As you know, Naruto will be Hokage from today on! Let's all try and cut him some slack! After all, he's not as handsome and lovable and suave as myself. It's gonna be hard, grueling, and frankly downright tiring! But I believe with Guts, Determination, and an unrelenting drive to succeed, he can be half the Hokage I was!"

Everyone watching had their lips and eyes twitch.

Sarada looked at Sasuke and said softly "Dad… Why is Grandpa like this?" Sasuke looked at Ryu and sighed, "He wasn't always…" then he thought back and his face darkened as he corrected himself, "He's just a bastard, don't pay attention to him…"

Itachi was surrounded by kids as he rubbed his forehead, looking at Ryu, muttering "This guy… honestly…" one of his boys rubbed his nose and laughed "Haha! Old man Hokage is the best! Almost as handsome as me!"

Another one looked at him and sneered "Baka. You're just as stupid as Old Man Hokage!" the one before shouted "Taka! I'll beat you to death, do you believe it!?" Taka sneered, curling his fingers, "Come on then, idiot Soichi. Who's afraid of you?!"

Itachi's oldest daughter looked at them and said softly "Taka, Soichi." The duo froze and said quietly "Sorry, Big sis Irina…" Irina looked at Ryu silently and didn't say anything else.

The other girl who was only 1 year younger than Irina covered her mouth and giggled "Idiots~" the duo glared at her and she laughed.

Itachi suddenly had a headache… He could only count on his oldest… He rubbed her head and smiled slightly while the rest looked at him and sneered, making him freeze as he glared at them.

They shrank back but snorted at him in defiance, stretching out their necks, leaning towards his hands. He rolled his eyes but despite his scowling face, there was a gentle smile in his eyes as he rubbed all their heads one by one.

Anyway, how wholesome was that?

Let's go back to the basta- ahem* Ryu.

He smiled at the crowd and said "Anyway~ I will be retiring and living in the village. If there's anybody who wants an autograph, you can come to me…" he chuckled to himself and slapped his fan into the air, shooting a blue and red fireball that exploded in the sky like Fireworks, forming a flaming Konoha symbol.

Kakashi looked at the sky and sighed, "This guy…" next to him was a little girl and boy, both had white hair and the boy said "Oh wow! Uncle Ryu is so cool!" The little girl was silent with dead fish eyes, but she was very cute and pretty.

It was like a female Kakashi template.

Even Mei was a bit upset, her little babies didn't have her style at all! Only her little boy was a little like her, very lively.

Ryu made a few more fireworks and left the stage, tossing his hat on top of Konohamaru's head, saying "Finally! I'm free!" Kakashi was walking over and almost tripped when he heard this.

The crowd was stunned and Jiraiya burst out laughing but quickly closed his mouth with his hands as people started looking at him.

He was among the few who knew the truth.

This guy didn't want to be Hokage at all!

He was threatened, morally kidnapped, and coerced into being Hokage for 13 years.

Everything flourished under his hands but he didn't like it at all!

Jiraiya thought the situation was funny.

Looking at the village now… It was lightyears away from what it once was. The rate of advancement and progress was terrifying to say the least.

And nobody knows where he got it but the tree produced fruit that would give Blood Limits!

Kakashi ate a Thunder Fruit, Mei had a Magma fruit, even Shikamaru got a Shadow Fruit!

Forget it!

The entire Konoha was like a primordial beast!

As for provoking it?

The other villages said 'I like to live, thank you.'

Ryu wasn't stingy either, if they were a Konoha resident, they were eligible. Even if you weren't one before, that was okay, you could get one too!

As long as you were a Konoha resident!

As for the people who decided to skip town after getting it…

Hehe~

They didn't make it far!

Ryu found out that the Devil Fruit tree was extremely special with complicated rules.

Basically, if you ate a Devil fruit, you had a 'Full Limit'. When you had kids, the 'Full Limit' would become an 'Incomplete Limit'.

The difference was; If you threw a corpse with a 'Full Limit' back to the roots of the tree, it would reproduce the fruit. But if you threw an 'Incomplete Limit' corpse it wouldn't.

Obviously, Ryu found this out from the System and some experiments.

Obviously only the traitors were used and there was only one instance where an Incomplete Limit was sent but it didn't work.

It wasn't too bad, just lost a Mouse Fruit.

After then, the treatment on the fruits and traitors was even more thorough and severe.

Ryu, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto all left clones in the canopy to prevent people from stealing the fruits.

Whoever tried had to have the guts of 10 trillion men…

But the news wasn't spread out too much, only some trusted people were told. So nobody else actually knew.

A simple genjutsu and they were good to go!

Worst comes to worst, Itachi used Distinguished Heavenly Gods to keep them in the village. Speaking of that, that guy already had Rinnegan!

He was also the Captain of the Interrogation and torture squad, as well as the captain of Ryu's Anbu.

However, that was all history from today on as Itachi stayed as the interrogation Squad Captain.

Most likely, Sasuke was going to be the Captain of Naruto's Anbu while Shikamaru was Naruto's Hokage Assistant.

Speaking of Uchihas, Ryu's eyes were too strange.

They were Golden Eternal Mangekyou Double Rinnegan Eyes.

There was no other way to explain it. He didn't even know what to call it.

There were dozens of red rings surrounding a Red Eternal Mangekyou pattern, the rest was all gold.

Ryu had a hunch that the next upgrade would be drastically different, but he didn't know how.

Anyway, none of this mattered because it hadn't happened yet and he was finally able to take a break.

He cleaned up the entire Hokage Office, compiling everything extremely neatly into files and documents on a computer as well as shelves and drawers.

Nothing was out of order, almost compulsively!

When Naruto took over, that guy would definitely be surprised.

Someone suggested a new Elder Group and Ryu laughed in their face before denying them. He wanted nothing to do with Hokage or Village affairs. Not to mention, this proved to be detrimental in the past, why bring it back?

Maybe there would be a Danzo Jr. in the future? Forget it, Ryu wasn't taking any chances first of all. Secondly, there should only be one voice at the top, the Hokage, where did the old farts come from?

He had a Hokage's Assistant for a reason!

The Elder group of the past was just a group of delirious old farts struggling to hold onto the power they never had.

Abolish it!

Abolish it right away!

It's like as if you bought a company but the previous owner was like 'yeah, I'm just gonna stay anyway and force you to do it my way' this makes no sense. What did I buy your company for? Obviously I don't fucking want you here lmfao.

Anyway~

Ryu went home and cuddled with Anko on the couch, watching TV. There was nothing left to do anymore! He could relax everyday, cuddling with his little wife.

What could be better than this?

End