The Big Crying Wolf

Smack! Smack!

"I'm sorry grandmother! Please forgive me! Red riding hood, I swear that I as only going to take one of your pastries. I beg you to tell grandmother to stop hitting me."

Red riding hood looked at the Big Bad Wolf with merciless eyes. She raised her stick once more and smacked the side of his face with it. He turned to the left and spit blood as tears ran down his cheeks. The grandmother then kicked the Big Bad Wolf in the back.

"Why should I have mercy for an evil Wolf such as yourself? How many houses have you purged?"

The Big Bad Wolf cried out as he was hit once more.

"I swear that I haven't purged any houses. Please believe me Red Riding Hood."

Umm. What the hell am I seeing? I sat on a chair in the corner of the room trembling in fear. Not from the Wolf but from Red Riding Hood and the grandmother. Red Riding Hood looked at me and smiled evilly.

"Are you his accomplice?"

I shook my hands desperately as I answered.

"No, no! I don't even know who he is!"

I clawed are the wall as Red Riding Hood walked towards me with a look of bloodlust. She locked the end of the stick which had the Big Bad Wolf's blood.

"It's your turn next accomplice."

How am I in this position you ask? Well. First of all it's not good to pry into other people's business but I'll be lenient and answer your question.

I have never been a bad person. I do my homework. I take out the trash. I apologize when I bump into someone by accident. I pay for my food even if there is no one at the restaurant.

I'm Alina Marcel. A 19-year-old who has never dated. I am the perfect innocent girl at my University as an English Lit major. Despite all of my good qualities I am guilty of one sin.

My love for erotic novels. As other students view me as someone who reads Shakespeare in school. At home I stay up at night reading manhuas and erotic novels. I have been to the doctor multiple times for anemia from how many times my nose bleeds.

So why am I in the position? Impatient aren't you? But we'll get to the bottom of it soon.

That's what she said.

I'm sorry. I'll never do that again. Moving on. It was a sunny day at University, I was walking calmly through the hallways to the library. Male and female students alike looked at me as if I were some saint. A girl dropped her books in front of me. I bent down and picked them up for her. I then turned and said nicely.

"Be careful next time!"

The girl blushed and nodded. I patted her head and walked along. Despite my calm appearance, I was ecstatic. As I nearer the library my pace quickened. Then it turned into a full sprint.

"Dina!"

The students in the library looked at me in awe. I tilted my head 30 degrees to the side and gave them my killer smile. The students blushed and looked down. I walked quickly to Dina. She looked at me with annoyance. She was the dealer of my guilty pleasure. Her green eyes, blond hair, child-like appearance and short stature make her seem as innocent as me to others. But in reality she is a real B to the I to the tch.

"What do you want Alina."

"Where is the fairytale book that you texted me about? I brought napkins in case of any nosebleeds!"

Dina looked at me with disgust. Tears fell down my cheeks in shame. If others knew my real self I would be shunned by not only the school but society itself.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever Alina. My friend told me that it had quite the "scenes" if you know what I'm talking about."

I nodded and reached my hands to the brown book she was holding.

"Restrain yourself Alina, you look like an old geezer who was just offered a young child as a sacrifice."

"Dina stop tempting me and hand me the book. I must read it right now before third period!"

Dina sighed and handed me the book. I stroked the edge of the book lovingly.

"Ugh. Alina you need a boyfriend. And ASAP."

"Shut up Dina!"

Dina chuckled and waved.

"See ya later, book luster."

"Take that back Dina!"

"Text me!"

I pouted in anger. Dina sure knew how to piss someone off. Whatever now's the time to unravel the secrets in this book. The title had the words, "A crazy night in Grimm's room" written in gold. I put a napkin in my nose as I readied myself for the sauce inside. The title already shows promise. As I turned to the first page, an arm suddenly sprouted out of the book and pulled my arm. My eyes felt like they were about to pop out of their sockets in shock. There was an actual hand coming outside of the book! And it was pulling me into the story! I pulled my arm desperately from its grasp to no avail. A second later I find myself in our current predicament.

This wasn't an erotic fairy tale story. I was pulled into a story of good characters abusing their foes. Red riding hood stared at me with such hatred.

"Answer me bitch! How many houses have you and the Big Bad Wolf ransacked?"

Woah there. Who was she calling a bitch. Ex-quease me but she was the one acting like a real bitch. The best course of action is to...

Throw all the blame on the Big Bad Wolf and hope it al works out in the end.

I threw myself in the floor and held Red Riding Hood's shoes with my hands. I bowed and said.

"Oh great, Red Riding Hood. I don't know this man. I myself am a victim Ike you of his tyranny. The last time I saw him ransack a house he threatened to kill me if I didn't follow him. I'm but a human, how am I going to go against his orders?"

Now that I look at the Big Bad Wolf he looks like a normal University dude except for the black wolf ears on his head and his tail.

Red Riding Hood looked at me with compassion.

"You poor thing! You must've suffered a lot. Raise your head."

I raised my head in happiness.

"Thank-"

"Let me take you out of your misery!"

Eh? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH? Was she some kind of crazy sadist bitch? I crawled back as Red Riding Hood swung her large stick. Her eyes crazy as she laughed maniacally.

Oh my freaking God. How the hell am I going to get out of this?

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Thank you for reading my luvs❤️ I hope that you've enjoyed the twist on a typical fairy tale❤️ Stay safe😷❤️