DUAL CULTIVATION GOD

I, Oliver Smith am just a normal university student who just happen to be a hardcore anime fan who loves anime, manga and novels especially isekai and reincarnation genre animes and novels. And one day, i chance upon an opportunity that changed my boring life for better or worse....?

You may wonder what is it?

Haha, i won't tell you, you have to figure out yourself.

I will just give you a small hint, that is i have just got hit by scooter-chan.

I think most of you would have probably guess it already?

Sigh* why did you have to guess it already, i thought i was the one to explain and do i don't have the right to tease you all a little and build up a suspense?

Yeah, i have died in the most cliche way a protagonist of a anime would die before isekaing to another world.

Back to the present, This place was something i never came across. It could only be called infinite darkness, i roamed around this place for god know how many years but i still couldn't figure out what is this place but i have a bold guess, and that is that this place might be a domain of some gods but i haven't seen a single entity since i have arrived here.....

The arrival of a mysterious handsome old man?

Disturbed my thoughts. Why mysterious?

'Cause i can't even discern his features. He changed from old to young, handsome to ugly, slim to fat, tall to short.

He was like some sort of shapeshifter that would usually be in some movies but for the first time in my life, i saw such a mysterious creature who i can't discern what the heck he is?

"Sir, excuse me for asking a rude question." I took a deep breathe."what are you...??"

"Shouldn't there be a white ball of light or a loli goddess who will say that she have seen my whole life and has fallen in love with me and want to make me her husband and fulfill my every desire..???"

The mysterious handsome old man stayed silent for a minute before introducing himself, "My name is $%@#*!, oh sorry, i forgot mortals can't hear my name since they will die if they hear my name, so i will only tell you my nicknames which other gods call me, I am Zephyros, i am the god of this multiverse."

"Does this mean there are other gods too??" I asked him which he nodded

"So, where am i..?" I asked the question i was most curious about.

"You are in the void, more specially my domain in which i reside, i don't know how you a punny human survived this long in my domain which is filled with god energy which can kill punny mortal like you." He said the last part mockingly and a little surprised that a mortal like me can survive this long being exposed to god energy.

'The fuck.' My eyes narrowed at him as I was a little angry about him calling me a punny mortal but what can i do beside he's also have the right since i really am a punny human in front of him.

"Ohh, and where am i going now, heaven or hell..??" I asked him since i was really curious about where i'm going.

"No, you aren't going to hell or heaven, you see, I have a interesting deal for you." He said which piqued my interest.

"Ohh, and what is this 'interesting deal' you're talking about?" I asked him

"I will give you a second chance and reincarnate you into a world of cultivation." He said with a big smile like i've already accepted his proposal

"And..... that's it? No perks." I said with a confused face which bought an end to his big smile.

"If that's only then sorry i'm not interested into this deal, i can't see much achievement in that dangerous lawless world without any advantages." I said with a uninterested face

"No, i will give you a some perks, i don't want my little entertainment hub dying in the new world so fast, it will just ruined my entertainment that i've found after so many years." He said and hearing that he will give me some perks, my imagination ear became bigger to hear what types of perks he will give me.

"I will give you a system and not just a ordinary system, Dual cultivation system." My smile got a lot bigger hearing "dual cultivation" you remember when i said that, i've read a lot of novels, my favourite one was dual cultivation, sexual acts done by men and women which will increase their strength or rather cultivation and i became extremely exited .

"Then i'm interested in your deal but before that, what do i have to do? I know you won't give something like a system without gaining anything in return right?" I asked him while narrowing my eyes.

"Yes, i want you to become my entertainment hub." He said which confuse me.

"Only this?" I asked to make sure i didn't hear him wrong.

"Yeah only this, you may not know but we gods are immortal and i'm extremely bored and that's why when i sensed a mortal coming here, do you think i will miss this chance to make him my entertainment." He said in which i nodded.

"And one more thing, can you at least reincarnated me into a big, strong family 'cause i'm not interested into becoming a protagonist who go through so much trouble in the beginning." I said in which he nodded.

"So, let's start the process." He said and i nodded and then he waves his left hand and then a big black hole like portal opened up in the are where he waves his hand and then i lost consciousness...

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(A/N: Thanks for reading my book, if you like my book, then give this damn dog author powerstone and add it to your collection.)

[Peace out.]