1 1 Stupid god!!!
mc: What happened to me and where am I all I seem to remember was being in the tub at my hotel room.
Stupid god: Oh god if the supreme god finds out about this I am so dead!! oh shit I gotta think!!
mc: excuse me but you seem to be troubled maybe I should just go find help and leave you here?
Stupid god: Human stand up and look at me because you my friend have lucked out this death!!
Stupid god thoughts: Oh shit he might snitch I have to act cool and the dumb human will never know I killed him!
Mc: Really so will I get reincarnated in a anime or anime world like in those novels and travel other worlds?
Stupid god: fuck no you get reincarnated in one world and you stay in that world forever until you become a god.
mc: then do I get some wishes and a system like in those novels then high and mighty God?? (sad eyes)
Stupid god: fine human you really did luck out huge time so I'll give you three wishes and a damn system.
Stupid god: so human what is your three wishes that you have? Then I will grant any three you want now!!
mc: okay I know what I want now and these are my final three wishes.
Number 1: I want a elite sayian bloodline
Number 2: I want the Titan power of eren from attack on Titan.
Number 3: I want the powers of a vampire without immunity to sunlight.
Stupid god: ok human I will give you these powers and the strongest system in my possession.
mc: this lowly and weak human must trouble you as of now.
Stupid god: so what world and timeline you want to be born in human?
mc: I want to be born in the boku no hero academia and the same moment as midoriya is born.
Stupid god: You will be born as midoriya abandoned cousin in this world.
mc: thank you god and I really would like to thank you for everything in advance.
Stupid god: Alright future god I now will have you born now bye!
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In womb
mc: I will now conquer breast and become the most powerful hero of them all!
System: I like the new master as he is now really determined to supreme over all men and women of this world.
Mc: who was that!!
System: the system remember from the stupid god who killed you?
Stupid god: achoo oh god I don't get sick so he must be talking about me.
mc: oh right I forgot all about that sorry system.
system: it's alright
mc: so what should I name you?
System: anything is fine for this moment.
mc: I got I'll call you wanted its good right?
Dante: yes it's good for now.
mc: alright show me my stats and how long till birth!!
(stats and info)
Name: Jack
Power level:0
Age: 8 months
quirks 4/5 : (Titan form and regeneration)( sayian body) (vampire pure blood powers: shape shift &blood manipulation & blood lust)
skills: N/A
Bloodlines: (pure blood vampire)(Elie sayian)
till birth: 1 week and three days
mc: good now can I get another quirk Dante?
Dante: nope you are broke sir!
mc: that hurt me badly do I at least get a starter pack?
Dante: yes you have (1 noob kid pack)
mc: damn that stupid god oh well open it please?
Stupid god: there it's happening again!
Dante: ok master
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contents of package:
unlimited blade works(quirk)
Demon immunity to fire
one lottery ticket
20,000 hero points
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mc: good apply all quirks Dante.
Dante: 10%...60%...80%...100% completed
mc: oh I thought that would hurt but it doesn't!
Dante because host is still unborn otherwise it would hurt like hell.
mc: Dante take over my body until my quirks awaken.
Dante: yes host.
mc: bye for now
Dante: same to you host
