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Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

New Book "I Sparked a Card Drawing Craze in Soul Land, My Wife Is Funingna" —— After crossing into Soul Land, Lin Yi was gifted a Transcendent Divine Body by the System. However, something went wrong during the fusion! The Divine Body was sealed, and the seal was none other than a shield with a trillion blood points! Only by breaking the shield could he unlock the Divine Body. Out of options, Lin Yi embarked on a path of seeking death, having the powerhouses of Soul Land scratch his shield for him. The System also guaranteed that rewards would be generated based on the amount of health scratched off the shield. As long as rewards were generated, a critical hit would be triggered, providing Lin Yi with an even higher-quality reward! The greater the damage received, the more abundant the rewards! …… Bi Bidong: "Do you really have a death wish?" Lin Yi: "I do, please hit me harder, sister!" Qian Renxue: "OMG, attacking you actually makes treasures drop?!" Lin Yi: "Your damage is too low, only triggering the Purple Grade Pool. Put in more effort and the Black Level Pool, even the Red Level Pool isn't a dream!" Chen Xin: "I refuse to believe I can't break Lin Yi's shield. From now on, I'll kill him twice a day!" Lin Yi: "Pfft, I can't even be bothered to call you out. You're clearly after the Breakthrough Crystals that drop when the shield is broken! Despicable!" …… Please, can everyone stop scraping? I'm in a hurry to break my shield! Online inquiry, who is the strongest in Soul Land? Even if I can't unlock the Divine Body, trigger a Gold Level Pool with damage for me, will you?

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158, Reward ah! Reward! Woman ah! Woman! [First Update]_1

"If you have to answer questions with the truth, Goose Goose should be good at it, because Goose Goose doesn't like to lie…"

"So getting this Prop Card shouldn't be too difficult."

Bi Ji reassured herself in her mind while taking a deep breath.

Lin Yi looked at her calmly and said:

"The first question, where is the most sensitive part of your body?"

"You need to list three."

Gu Yuena: (‧_‧?)

Di Tian: (‧_‧?)

Everyone: (‧_‧?)

...

Bi Ji: ('▿')

Goose Goose knows this question!

Unlike everyone else's weird expressions, Bi Ji actually had a very happy smile on her face!

It was as if the teacher asked a question in class that just so happened to be one you knew the answer to!

As she pondered, she quickly answered, "I have a tuft of hair standing up on the top of my head, it can't be touched, it's ticklish."

"And my left knee, that's ticklish too."

"And my two feet, they're even more ticklish when touched, and they can't be touched either."

Lin Yi stared blankly at the "Answer Accurate" notification on the System interface, feeling a bit astonished.

He thought it was going to be an embarrassing question, but it turned out to be three such ordinary parts!

What was most outrageous was that the answer was correct!

He guessed that the rest of her body hadn't been 'explored' yet, otherwise he wouldn't believe these three answers were Bi Ji's genuine responses.

After hearing Bi Ji's answers, the expressions of the others turned from astonishment to blandness, especially Di Tian, who looked disappointed, finding the answer too dull.

Against the backdrop of many expressionless faces, Bi Ji was happily dancing with joy.

Just one more correct answer, and she'd get an upgrade reward!

Lin Yi looked at the System interface, which was currently selecting the second question.

"Selection complete."

At that moment, Lin Yi's expression suddenly stiffened.

System, you're ruthless! Picking on such an innocent girl, huh?

To read or not to read... let's go ahead.

Who knows if re-selecting the question would be even more inappropriate.

Lin Yi cleared his throat, and now it was his turn to avoid making eye contact with Bi Ji's purely innocent gaze.

"The second question, in your understanding, what needs to be done to successfully conceive an egg? Describe the process... in detail."

"Hiss—"

"Hiss—"

"Hiss—"

...

The audience let out a chorus of hisses.

Gu Yuena's facial expression froze on the spot.

Di Tian, on the other hand, perked up his ears with excitement.

Apart from a few older men, the rest of the audience all looked curious, like eager babies waiting for Bi Ji to enlighten them.

Bi Ji bit her finger, somewhat uncertain, and said, "You need to kiss a man, and if the man doesn't like you, you won't get pregnant, but if he does, then you will."

Lin Yi's mouth twitched: "Who told you that?"

"I figured it out myself by observing our tribe."

Lin Yi: "…"

Everyone: "…"

"Answer Accurate"

This indeed was Bi Ji's sincere belief...

Lin Yi had discovered that the System's mischievous truth-telling mechanism had finally met its match.

And that adversary was Bi Ji.

"It seems that you haven't been observing your tribe members closely enough. Remember to put more thought into it next time, otherwise I'm afraid your clan might be heading towards extinction."

Lin Yi gave some earnest advice for the future proliferation of the Jade Swan Clan with a calm expression.

Doomed?

∑(°Д°)

Bi Ji couldn't believe her eyes as she looked at Lin Yi. Had she said something wrong?

Why... why would there be doom?!

"You've now answered two questions correctly and have successfully obtained a Prop Card. The Red Advanced reward has been promoted to a Golden Junior reward."

As Lin Yi finished speaking, he lifted two fingers and lightly shook them, pinching a Golden Light Sphere between his fingertips.

[Blue-Gold Lottery Pool Ticket - Top Half*1 (Golden Junior Exclusive Award)]

"This is the top half of a Blue-Gold Lottery Pool Ticket. The lottery ticket for the jackpot pool only exists within the Golden Junior Awards and is divided into a top and bottom half. If you get a bottom half, you can then receive a Blue-Gold Award."

Gu Yuena asked with a piercing gaze, "What are the chances of drawing the bottom half afterward?"

"I can't give you an exact answer, but as long as you keep earning Golden Junior Awards, you will definitely have a chance to get it."

Gu Yuena nodded thoughtfully.

Meanwhile, Lin Yi flicked the Golden Light Sphere towards Bi Ji.

He chuckled to himself, thinking that these fragmentary rewards were actually the biggest scam.

The chances of collecting them were very, very low. Although it wasn't impossible, it required a great deal of luck.

However, Bi Ji was both surprised and delighted. Holding the top half of the ticket, she kept cooing her thanks to Gu Yuena.

Lin Yi let out a long sigh of relief. With this, today's looting, except for the Gua Sha Masters, had come to a temporary close.

It was already night. Probably because it was the first time that Gold Level rewards had appeared in such concentration, Bi Bidong and others didn't rush to leave after their match and had been spectating until now.

But now they began to leave one by one.

"Scoundrel, see you tomorrow."

Gu Yuena tilted her head and teased Lin Yi with a raised eyebrow before her figure merged into a silvery glow and vanished.

"Bi Ji, let's go," called out Di Tian.

But Bi Ji didn't listen; she dashed up the stairs to Lin Yi as if she'd just remembered something important, looking somewhat anxious.

"Golden Dragon Lord, I'm sorry I kissed you, but could you please not fall for me since I don't really want to get pregnant right now? Having a big belly would be waaaah—"

Before Bi Ji could finish speaking, Di Tian, white as a sheet with fright, rushed over and clamped his hand over her mouth.

"I'm sorry, my lord! She's only over four hundred thousand years old, still a child who knows nothing, please don't take her words to heart!"

Di Tian was laughing apologetically as he dragged Bi Ji away, his back slick with cold sweat because he saw Lin Yi's expression darken considerably.

This goose's intelligence is hopeless... Lin Yi's mouth twitched.

Now that everyone else had left, only the hungry-looking Gua Sha Masters remained.

Lin Yi looked at them and said, "Form a line, and be quick about it. I'm only giving each of you twenty seconds."

No sooner had the words left his mouth than all of the Gua Sha Masters frantically lined up.

Wuwuwu... Senior Lin Yi, you promised fairness, didn't you?!

There was no helping it. Today, he had received more rewards than on previous days, but it had also taken up more time.

In reality, Lin Yi was just eager to retire to his room to check on these prizes.

The group of Gua Sha Masters combined hadn't dealt much damage. Apart from giving away money, they were of no real use. Giving them a chance to attack was already more than fair.

The moon hung high in the sky, its light invading the darkness of the night.

The surroundings shone brightly.

Suddenly, a flash of silvery light twinkled on the rooftop of a nearby building. Gu Yuena sat on the ridge, draping her fair and shapely right leg over the knee of the left.

"It's not over yet..."

She propped her chin in her hand, pouting out of boredom, her gaze fixed on the stands in front of her.

After Lin Yi tossed out the soul coins, he immediately looked up towards Gu Yuena.

Startled, she instantly merged into the space elements and fled.

You're spying on me?

Lin Yi snorted coldly. In my territory governed by my spiritual power, I can capture every movement within my sight.

As midnight struck, the Gua Sha Masters, who had labored all day, finally finished.

Watching the last one leave, Lin Yi, like a wild horse breaking free from its reins, charged into his little room.

Rewards, oh rewards!

Women, oh women!

I've missed you so much!

Pretending to be aloof all day is really tiring!