Chapter 51: Icha Icha Paradise? Singles write for singles!

[Sasuke came to Sarutobi Asuma's class and also planned to take Ino.]

[Sarutobi Asuma didn't say anything and agreed directly, then he took Sasuke away silently and asked in a low voice.]

["Sasuke, I have explained to Kurenai many times during this time, but why hasn't she forgiven me?"]

[Although it is a bit embarrassing to ask a young man that question.]

[But Asuma really can't help it.]

['Among my peers, there are still a lot of singles... On the contrary, it is Sasuke, who can make three girls live in peace at a young age!]

[It's better to ask Sasuke directly!]

[Sasuke's heart is secretly happy and his brain works fast.]

["Asuma Sensei's way of speaking probably didn't impress Kurenai Sensei, right? Speaking skills need to be improved."]

[Sarutobi Asuma hurriedly asked: "Well, how to improve the ability to talk to girls?"]

["Simple!"]

[Sasuke takes a book out of his pocket.]

[Jiraiya's latest masterpiece, Icha Icha Paradise!]

[He bought two books, one to read alone, and the other was originally intended to give to Kakashi, but seeing Kakashi's recent state, he should no longer be in the mood to read this.]

["I have watched this series since I was a child and I have learned little by little."]

["This is the last masterpiece published by Master Jiraiya, and I will give it to you, Asuma Sensei!"]

[Sasuke handed the masterpiece made into a book to Asuma]

["Is it okay to just watch this?" Sarutobi Asuma hesitated, "Isn't Kakashi always looking at these books, but now he is still single?"]

[Sasuke explained: "That's because Kakashi Sensei didn't take the initiative to look for something like a relationship. It's enough with the company given by Guy Sensei! Otherwise, with Kakashi Sensei's face, wouldn't it be easy to find a girlfriend?"]

["What you said makes sense." Sarutobi Asuma nodded.]

[Sasuke continued: "So, Asuma Sensei, you have to study hard. The way girls like to talk and their psychological patterns can be found here!"]

["Actually?!" Sarutobi Asuma's eyes lit up, holding the book with both hands, treating her like a treasure, "Thank you!"]

[Sarutobi Asuma is more and more grateful to Sasuke in his heart.]

['If it weren't for him, the relationship between Kurenai and I would probably become more and more rigid!']

["No need to thank!"]

[Sasuke waved his hand and his heart burst into laughter.]

['On the one hand, we have Icha Icha Paradise, a book written by a lonely old man, on the other hand, we have Sarutobi Asuma, another lonely old man, by reading it he will only learn to be more, and more crooked!']

['In the beginning, even I took detours!']

['But fortunately, if I say something wrong, I can finally solve the problem with my face.']

['But Sarutobi Asuma, he doesn't have that option at all...']

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in the chat room.

Sarutobi Asuma suffered an attack from all the anger contained within him.

A constant stream of insults comes out and he has begun to ramble!

Nara Shikamaru: "Asuma Sensei, please be more rational..."

Sarutobi Asuma: "Rational? How can you tell me to be rational? When this piece of... Beep beep beep beep!"

Inuzuka Kiba: "It's too miserable, I have to admit that Sasuke knew how to do it, what to bring a Jonin to this state!"

Aburame Shino: "Whether it's Kurenai or Asuma Sensei, they are all played by Sasuke with ease."

Jiraiya: "How can my book lead to people being corrupted?! Maybe Sarutobi Asuma in that world has read my book and his speaking range has improved!"

Orochimaru: "Jiraiya... you also have to be more rational about this matter..."

Tsunade: "Hehe! Do you still want to teach others about things you don't understand? Only you could be so shameless, the relationship between Sarutobi Asuma and Yuhi Kurenai is over!"

Jiraiya: "What are you saying? Minato, Minato, tell me! Is there a problem with the writing of my books?"

Namikaze Minato: "Jiraiya Sensei, stop talking..."

Minato like many at the beginning, had also read Jiraiya's Icha Icha Paradise, he learned a few words from it, but Kushina slapped him almost to death! Since then he has never attempted anything his teacher writes.

Orochimaru: "It's hard to see this! Jiraiya, even your disciples have seen your level."

Jiraiya: "...Damn! Is there something wrong with what I wrote?! If what I wrote is wrong, then why is my book so popular?"

Terumi Mei: "Generally speaking, singles write the best content in this area; after all, the people who read it are usually a group of singles."

Jiraiya: "..."

Hatake Kakashi: "...Ouch!"

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[On the practice field.]

[Sasuke gathered Sakura, Ino and Hinata.]

["Although the Chunin Exam is conducted as a team, in the end, it is still necessary to examine combat strength individually."]

["And the Chunin Exam will have a death quota, and the candidates will be able to attack and even kill each other. You should be serious about it!"]

[Sasuke said with a serious expression.]

["Huh? I thought Sasuke-kun was just looking for an excuse to come and accompany us. Is it really for special training?"]

[Ino was a little disappointed and wanted to hang onto Sasuke's body and put her arms around his neck to act like a baby.]

["I speak very seriously! "]

[Sasuke's face turned cold and his voice became stern.]

["Don't treat the Chunin Exam as a ninja school graduation exam. If you are careless in the Chunin Exam, you may die!"]

[Seeing that the three girls were surprised, Sasuke continued adding.]

[Sakura: "Yes! I will work hard for special training!"]

[Hinata: "Me...me too!"]

[Ino: "*sigh*... I understand I'll get serious."]

[Sasuke looked at Ino's aggrieved look and felt a little kind.]

['They are my girlfriends after all, so it's good to take training seriously, but there's no need to be too strict in other aspects.']

["Ahem, if you train hard, whoever performs the best, I will go out with her all day alone!"]

[Sasuke coughed twice and said.]

[The three girls' eyes light up.]

[Enthusiasm was suddenly mobilized!]

["Hmph! I'm on the same team as Sasuke-kun, and I practice hard every day. The best must be me!"]

[Sakura seems confident.]

["...I'll let my dad teach me a new family secret when he gets home tonight!"]

[Ino's determination to win also increased.]

["I... won't lose to you!"]

[Hinata said excitedly.]

[I can go out with Sasuke alone for a whole day. Although that reward is a bit embarrassing, Hinata wants to win it too!]

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Inuzuka Kiba: "Ahhhhhh I'm going crazy! Why do I have to see this? Why does Sasuke have so many girls fighting over him!"

Aburame Shino: "First you have to have Sasuke's face, then you have to have Sasuke's talent and strength, and then you have to be able to speak like Sasuke..."

Nara Shikamaru: "It's so troublesome, it's better to be single."

Yamanaka Ino: "Hmph, I must be the one who wins in the end!"

'Sakura has no family secrets and Hinata is too weak!'

The final winner must be her!

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