Divine Comedy of Cultivation

His name is Xie Shoushan. He is a Martial Practitioner, but he has one secret.

Xie Shoushan is very lazy.

Xie Shoushan wakes up everyday and cultivates..but recently he has been forgetting the cultivation part and has instead just been sleeping.

"Xie Shaushan! Stop being so lazy!"

He hear the words every which way he walks.

Suddenly Xie Shoushan hears a knock on the door.

Knock Knock

"Who…who could that be? If you want me to stop being lazy and cultivate, go away."

"That isn't very polite, Xie Shaushan."

With that, the door opened.

It revealed Chen Xiaowen.

"You have been forgetting about cultivating. You will be banished from this Cultivation Clan if you do not step up your game!"

"How...how!"

"It is simple. Either forget about cultivation, or stop being lazy."

"I apologize greatly, Martial Brother, forgive me? I will no longer be lazy."

"And don't be clumsy either."

Xie Shoushan internally sighed, why was Martial Brother so specific?

"It is not my choice. I will try my best."

Walking out of the room, Xie Shoushan followed Chen Xiaowen into the main building.

Chen Xiaowen bowed immediately as he walked in.

"Bow."

He hissed and pushed down Xie Shoushan's head.

"My apologies."

He says, inaudibly.

Xie Shoushan and Chen Xiaowen look up at the person they were bowing to.

It is none other than…

"Martial Supreme?!"

Xie Shoushan takes a step forward and falls on a banana fell, left lazily on the ground. He hits his head with a big thunk!

He see black and nothing else.

Suddenly Xie Shoushan wakes up…something doesn't seem right. He looks around myself. He looks poor and not strong anymore.

Xie Shoushan looks down at his hands…

They are not my own.

"Whhaaaaaat! I got reincarnated!!!"