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High school Madness

Witches, vampires, wolves and humans all in one school this can only mean one thing “MADNESS”. It seems everyone is after her because of the prophecy, even the one she loves the most! When Riona, only daughter of the world most powerful witches is sent to Waterside High school to unlock her special abilities, she and her teammates are faced with the most difficult task of all. Will they survive the cold hands of the DEMON or does fate have other plans for them…. He was trained right from childhood not to show any emotions… Now, he has fallen in love which he thought was impossible! He has to choose between his heart and his head. Either way, there would be consequences. Looking at his all white eyes you could see darkness in them.

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My Life, Not My Life

The life of a girl who wants to do something and yet is restricted by her society.

The Queen of Werewolves

I am Ajay Singh from Rajastan state in Jhunjhunu district

Thorns between threads

Gods true creation in faith

Training a child in the way he should go for the betterment of our society- pro.22:6

我的上海老布

　上海话里，老婆叫做“老布”。本书是一部讲述都市“剩男剩女”和“IT男”现象的小说。 　　各种不易，BUG不断，道阻且长。外地IT男王有节和本地海归艺术女布礼，一对大龄男女在魔都上海，又会演绎出怎样的“姐弟恋”爱情故事？

Kiara love story

Five years later , Kiara returned to her country . Kiara was not alone she had a 4 year old child whith her , why is Kiara back now ? And who is this girl whith her ?

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Raven Black

Giving in after a year's worth of begging from his best friend, Kari accompanies her on a trip to meet her mother. While on this trip, he comes in contact with a mysterious light, and his life is changed forever. Being blessed with the world's most sought-after gift, the Spirit of Adventure, he must now complete a series of soul-threatening quests. But, in whose name he goes to these lengths? Is it in the name of an unreasonably vague bird god that talks like he's from the 1500s? No. The reason he chooses to fight to is to find the answer to a question he asked long ago. To solve a mystery that has plagued him his entire life. But the journey ahead isn't paved with the severed heads of monsters he'll slay. He also has to face the frightening beast known as social interaction, others like himself, and demons of his past he had hoped to keep locked away forever. Will Kari finally get his answer? Or will he succumb to the tremendous weight of the task ahead? Only on Webnovel, Royal Road, and Scribble Hub.

Ten, który chroniony przez Śmierć

Fanfiction będące crossoverem Harry'ego Pottera, głównie z Avengers, jednak pojawi się wiele anime, książek, mang czy manhw, z którymi miałam lub mam styczność. Pisane w języku polskim. ?? Angielski oznaczony jako język, ponieważ brak możliwości oznaczenia języka polskiego. Please, don't kill me! I know, it's polish language, but I can't use English to writing, and I don't see option "Polish" in choose language of this story... So, I have hope you enjoy it.

Tides Of Fortune

Nicolas is a bored and restless young man who lives on an island that is visited by pirates every 24th of the month. He admires the pirates and their lifestyle, and he dreams of becoming one of them. He decides to start his own adventure now.

His Good Kitty [BxB]

If you were aka "bad boy" of the school who could beat up anyone but the only boy you loved, turned out to be a cat hybrid who was traumatized by some good-for-nothing vampires, how would you save him? That is the story of Alex and his little Kitty. [ NOT A FANFICTION ] [ MATURE CONTENT / 18+ ]

The Mirror Therapist

Look in the mirror, what you see is who you are. And what they see is who they think you are. But what I see is who you can become. Now who am I to know all this?. I am your Mirror therapist. Your only true friend.

life of hell

Isabelle The Spy

Isabelle, a skilled and deadly assassin, is on a mission to take down a BAD GANG who has been terrorizing her peaceful city. She finds herself drawn into a world of danger and deception, where she must navigate a web of lies and betrayal to complete her mission. Along the way, she finds herself falling for a handsome agent who may not be all he seems. Will she be able to complete her mission and save her city from trouble, or will she lose herself in the shadows of the underworld?

You Can and You Will

If you feel untrustworthy at the same time, you will lose. Before you can conquer anything, you must first conquer yourself.

la historia de mi dulce pero malo amor

este es el panorama soy la clásica chica buena perfecta, tengo un cuerpo envidiado pero no me gusta mostrarlo, mis padres son millonarios gracias a que mamá es una diseñadora de Victoria secret y papá es un poderoso y uno de los más grandes mafiosos en fin voy a la universidad con mi hermano mayor Josh el es 4 años mayor pero esta en la universidad conmigo ya saben como es millonario y esta en la mafia con papá pues es el clásico fockboy futbol, chicas y el escuadrón de torpes sin cerebro que también son fockboys que lo siguen entre ellos alguien que no quiero y es el que en este caso anda atrás de mi, en fin estos idiotas le hacen bullyng a todos los nerd pero conmigo cambia por que como soy la hermanita menor de el líder, pues comprenderán que a mi no me tocan pero ya a qui va una catastrófica historia de amor con el mejor amigo de mi hermano

The mysterious power

Book 1: Mantra

醒在末世

　　全球大地震，瞬间摧毁了固有的文明和秩序，幸存者中的觉醒者，遇难者中的不死者，以及恐怖的变异种，开始出现在这变成了废墟的世界中…… 　　沉睡的古老文明开始苏醒，消失了六千万年的远古物种将要重现，末日的丧钟将要敲响，史前的存在将要回归…… 　　当楚南醒过来，将如何用鲜血和尸骸书写那属于他的辉煌篇章~~~~ 　　

Descent of the Nightmare King

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." That's how the saying goes, right? But in how many cases could both be true? Dying a hero and also living to see yourself become the villain? "Villains aren't born, they're made." That's another saying. However, it still doesn't apply when the one in question born a villain from the womb of a hero's death. So what sort of existence is the one who goes against both of these sayings? It's a contradictory one, to say the least. Once the hero of the continent, he was betrayed and killed, but after forty years, he is reborn as the villain, imbued with a contradictory bloodline that goes against the very nature of the world and existence. Now, he must make his way through the world as a monster among monsters and an existence that the world can't understand. In order to complete his goals, rivers of blood will run, and the world will tremble under his steps. For he is... the king of nightmares. Join the discord at https://discord.gg/aDCcxfmq2Y

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THE HOMELESS BILLIONAIRE

My name is Jasamina McCully and I am twenty years old. Two years ago, my parents forced me to marry a rich congressman named Ludale McCully. A forty-five year old man that turned out to be the most abusive man on the whole planet. "To save my family from poverty." My mother had said to me as she pushed me to marry the forty-five year old man. I was crying and begging my parents but they didn't listen. I was just a means to an end. He abused and beat me within an inch of my life for the past two years. Everytime I get the chance, I try to escape and every single time he finds me. Then, he punishes me for ever trying to leave. The punishment is always worst than death. Because of that, I never tried to escape again. My name is Jasamina and I am a girl afraid of her husband because I know what he can do. But I'm also a mother. After giving birth to my baby two months ago and loving him with my whole life...I know a time will come when I have to choose between being scared of my husband or trying to survive with my little boy. The time came soon. It's either to survive or die by Dale's hand. I made the choice to TRY and survive. It's just that sometimes...even choices are against you. Sometimes, even the choice can be taken from you. My name is Jasamina McCully. And this is the story of my life.

What do you mean it talks?!

Love and pain

Takdir yang mempertemukan kita. Kau yang mengajariku indahnya cinta tapi kau juga yang mengajariku tentang rasa sakit. "Aku tidak akan pernah melepaskanmu."ucap Jimin "Noona,sadarlah itu bukanlah cinta dia hanya terobsesi padamu."ucap Hyunjin. "Aku harap kau mengerti dengan keputusanmu .Dan aku berjanji apapun keputusanmu aku akan selalu mendukungmu Haeri."ucap Mi young. Penasaran?Silakan dibaca ya!

Dogtown -- Jorgen's case file

Joseph revealed the truth from a year ago that Gondore had betrayed his fellow bandits, devising a plan to lure them into a trap. In order to protect Gondore's image as a hero, Joseph concealed the truth. Gondore had also wanted to kill Morticia to keep her quiet, but was killed by Joseph instead. Joseph and Morticia had been living in lies until the truth came out now. Jorgen did not arrest them, but was also powerless to help. Dalia suggested that they leave the town and start a new life.

Holy Ghost hunter

I am paranormal enthusiasts, especially interested in life, phase, ABU, one day I graduated student invited me to, that night, I saw the ghost, met a true monk, puzzling to ignite the fire of the gas phase, a group calling itself is my cousin's little girl, she appeared, let me back to the memory of a decade ago, the original I door seed has been planted, ten years later, Her appearance, also means that the ox head horse face to the world again, for me to open the eye of the dark!

Transmigrating to A Beast World, I'm Pampered By My Beast Husband

21st century prospective high school student Qiao Yan and her best friend Jiang Tianjiu made an appointment to climb a mountain to relax in order to celebrate their victory in the college entrance examinations. Unexpectedly, the two of them slipped and dropped off a cliff while attempting to pluck a stalk of peach blossom, and strangely fell into the Beast World Continent. Fortunately, Qiao Yan happened to hit a white wolf when she fell. After she crash-landed on the white wolf, he strongly asked Qiao Yan to make amends. With the help of her little System, Qiao Yan began a life of farming... But why were there always all kinds of handsome beasts around her asking to have cubs with her? Scene 1: A certain handsome white wolf pressed Qiao Yan against the wall and said in a magnetic voice, "Qiaoqiao, let's have a little wolf cub together." Qiao Yan strongly refused. She was only 18 years old and she didn't want to have children yet! Scram! Scene 2: Qiaoqiao this is delicious, the little tiger cubs we will have in the future will definitely like it!" Qiao Yan coldly expressed: It's good that the food is nice, but forget about the cubs! "If you think it's delicious, you can squat in the corner yourself to eat." So a certain cute little white tiger squatted aggrievedly in the corner with the food in its mouth. Scene 3: This Prince will never like a brainless female like that!" When a certain vicious-tongued Merbeast saw a certain woman cook for a certain beast and make beautiful clothes... Fine, she's just a little smart, and seems a bit cute! How annoying! This prince doesn't like her! "Qiaoqiao, look at me! I can pamper and dote on you every day. I'm better than that white tiger!" Qiao Yan looked surprised, and was knocked down in the next second.

The tavern

a story about a man and his tavern... if you have any constructive criticism, please do tell...whether it be about my characters or my plot line. I want to actually make this a good novel, so it is welcome...

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Due to some problem with this account, I have to create a new one. The next chapter will be posted on my new webnovel account. You can find it in: Tales of Magic (HP/MCU) or my profile name: Nortri. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Latte’s Diary

A Mafia's Redemption(GL)

Lin all tired and weak, from the torture she had gone through for the past days, now tied to a pole right at the edge of the cliff, looked up to her killer who was standing some meters away, and asked faintly "Why do I have to be put through all this?" "Am just carrying out an assignment." the killer responded, with no sign of sympathy whatsoever. Lin stared at her killer, obviously the masked figure wasn't going to show her any form of mercy. Already tired of life and had given up, she asked her killer one last time. "You really think, my dad is going to let y'all go after am dead?". The killer gave an evil grin. "Seems you have so much confidence in your dad..." He said clicking his teeth, and after exhaling. "Your dad wants you dead sweetheart." He said bluntly, dropping the bombshell, leaving Lin in utter shock and confusion. "That can't be true." She whispered although she could hear the doubt in her own voice, as the tears flowed from her already weary eyes down to her cheeks. She really didn't want to believe this but something was starting to make sense to her..She had gone through a lot already "Just end this please." She said exhaling deeply, as she closed her eyes. She could hear the echo of the gunshot as she waited patiently the bullet to pierce for through her... Yet nothing came through, she couldn't feel any form of pain or sting... "Isn't it meant to hurt a little?.. Or is she dead already.." She thought, as she slowly opened her eyes... What she saw was overwhelming... Her killer was on the floor instead... She scanned around, and that's when she saw a young man coming towards her... As the person came closer, she started to notice, that the person was also having feminine characteristics.... Wait that was a lady, looking really masculine.... Clad in all black, high boots, and a neat cut... She was lost in the eyes of this stranger and hadn't noticed that the lady had started to untie her. "What's going on?" A very confused Lin whispered, "Just follow me." The lady replied as she loosened the last knots that held Lin to the pole. Already freed Lin tried to take a step but stumbled. The lady turned and gave a smirk. "You were quite strong at first." And before Lin could fathom what she said, she swept her off her feet. And whispered, "Am not letting you go this time."

Power Emblem

Tanging Ikaw Lamang

No boyfriend since birth. Pero nang makilala ni Danelle si Dexter Lenares, ang gwapo at mayamang binata, nagbago ang lahat sa buhay niya sa isang iglap. Hindi niya lubos akalain na isang araw sa pagmulat ng mga mata niya, nalaman niya na lang na tuluyan ng nahulog ang loob niya para sa binata. But something's not right. Nalaman niya na lang na hindi pala ito iyong tipo ng lalakeng sumeseryoso sa isang relasyon. She can love him for a lifetime pero hindi siya sigurado kung ganito rin ba ito sa kanya. Is it too much to ask for him to love her? At ang masakit pa ay ang gawin siya nitong panakip butas para takasan ang nakaraan.

Stuck in a dangerous lab..

One piece: DarkStar pirates

Sin woke up in impel down with a bloodline, a devil fruit, and a weapon two years before the plot - That's it, i might change the Synopsis later.

Legend Of The Supreme Martial God

Destroyed but reborn in the body of a dead but easily intimidated, low-ranking disciple of an illustrious sect, Sun Kang whose 4000-year old soul was moved into the fleshly vessel of this particular disciple using a certain treasure that he activated at the last second to evade complete obliteration by his adversary, will try to wash away this inherited disgraceful shame by subduing all that oppressed and intimidated the previous owner of the body that he was presently occupying. Then with his own intention of reaching the peak of power where all living things in the universe will bow before him with total adoration and reverence in their eyes, essentially because of the incalculably great strength and power that possesses, will try to subdue and surmount all odds that he will come across in his path of conquest. But, would he be able to do so with his weak new body and in a world that is filled with powerful but highly arrogant cultivators who believe that only the strong survives? That the weak get eaten by the strong and therefore constantly create situations and events where all sorts of opportunities to grow strong to greatly surpass one's peer is being passionately sought for and therefore result in the chaos and disorderliness that has become the order of the day in every worlds spread across the infinitely vast universe? To know more, accompany Sun Kang, who was a previously formidable and monstrously-talented cultivation expert in his long and really arduous journey to reach the apex of power, which he does by going for dangerous explorations that will easily destroy him in his search for powerful ancestral treasures, and by subduing other talented cultivation experts that he will come across in his path who will act as obstacles or barriers to his acquisition of a vast and limitlessly great power and therefore be called 'Supreme Martial God'; a venerable and exceedingly paramount title that he had always dreamt of having since he was a young boy. Tags: -> Action -> Adventure -> Cultivation. -> Romance. -> Magic. -> Revenge. -> Wars. -> Strategy. -> Weak to Strong. -> Face Slapping. -> Fearless ML and FL -> Witty MC. -> Intelligent MC. -> Overpowered MC. -> Dark. -> R-18+ (Violence, Language.) _ Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoy!