Chatpter 1:
Mr_GentalStrangler: MC: Ohhhhhhh, so we have met, lite bundle of sunshine.
Ruby: A what now?
MC: Sunshine. You know, cuz your always smiling.....
Ruby: Oh..... Uhhhh.... Thanks... I guess? Hehehe...
MC: GET!!!!!!!
Ruby: ?????
MC: Sorry, I'm too used to playing gacha games... Thought I was getting a absolutely fucking cute harem member, and had to press 'Get' before the limited bundle of sunshine sale was over.
Ruby:\\\\\\\\*blush*\\\\\\\\\
????: GET!!!!!!!
MC/Ruby: Wtf?!??
????: We, the readers ship this as the start of the harem!!!!! ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) ∩╮
Me: I thank you for the donation of good happiness hentai