Adrian's Carnage Through Existence

The main character of our story. being "me" or what is left of me currently.

Well, there isn't anything I could say like "ah I lament my fate" "I wish I had done this" "ah I wish I had done that" regrets, and blah blah blah. well, there is no making sense out of it nor the moral compass that everyone adheres to I was a simple mercenary a French one to be exact fucking over African colonies. the best thing you could do anyways. "I died" surprising? not really.

I am still thinking this is the only thing that can prove that I yet still exist in between existence and nothingness a the ying-yang of the world. or maybe simply the abyss where poor sobs like me get tossed out to? doesn't matter anyway introductions in, order I presume. I am a firm believer in the philosophy of nothingness salvation of the living and all goal of life is death. though no doubt sounds stupid I can't consider comprehending otherwise I would be no mortal, would I?

Now. you might be asking what the fuck Is this guy trying to say? get to the point. well, the dear reader if this is not a wall break or I am simply talking to myself out of insanity let me explain to you. Well simply put I am about to get reincarnated how do I know? well, easy, who the fuck doesn't know? black abyss and some grandfatherly motherfucker comes along says shit like "you have farted and prevented the death of a man who cured cancer now you will get to fuck bitches and destroy worlds with a sneeze now go on your merry way!" or well I might get fucked over by eldrich beings though that sounds fun. anyways as I am brought out of my musings by a slapping sound and the feeling of the cold hard floor I open up my eyes groggily massage my head and blurt out

"Who the fuck did just hit me?"

and I hear a gruff voice

"it was me kid wake the fuck up what do you think you are doing in the middle of the forest?"

I open up my eyes and start looking for the motherfucker, that bitch. slapped my head if i was bald it would make a "shlap!" sounds that's how hard he slapped me I start looking around hastily so I can pounce on him like McGregor on cocaine and whiskey I can't find anything but a note stuck on a tree

"Hey Kid this is REDACTED well you probably can't see it because of how weak you are right now. doesn't matter anyway. I am a magnanimous existence and you my dear child have a destiny to fulfill people to kill and chaos to sow though omnipresence and omniscience can be annoying I can still have my fun watching your stupid face twitch anyway go nuts kid I gave you the powers of "Great Sage" and "Predator" nothing else go fucking nuts!"

As I read the note I can't help but swear to myself I will bitch slap this motherfucker out of existence one day… as I say that another note comes down

"No, you won't motherfucker I'm the captain now."

And the Note fucking explodes! burning the other note and sprinkling confetti on me like it's my grandma's birthday Fuck! this motherfucker knows how to joke if I was me I would do the same anyway

I get up dust myself off and go to a nearby pond to drink some Water popping into existence can be a bit disorienting and make you a bit thirsty not my fault anyway as I look at my face in the pond I can't help but be surprised because that's motherfucking Reinhard Heydrich from Dies Irae. I can't help but exclaim "Damn!" the outfit and the blonde look make me fall in love with myself? this should be my body anyway a bit of narcissism won't kill anybody, or will it?

I stop my bullshittery for now since I have my more pressing matters and look around the forest this looks like the "Great Forest of Jura" Rimuri isn't born yet probably? not my problem any way I start walking around merrily hoping to find some easy-kill monsters so I can use my skill "Predator" on them. and then it hits me I'm a dumbass I can just use "Great Sage" and sense magicules in the area 'Great Sage Sense Magicules in the area'

"Understood, Commencing."

"Failure."

"Failure."

"Success"

Then it hits me like a bag of bricks I can feel and sense everything around me I can feel my weak Aura seemingly that of a normal human I can see several Goblins and Wolves around the area. like a 3rd Eye being able to see the world in a 360 view is amazing! I can't help but marvel at this being a man from the modern world and coming to a fantasy world and being able to have endless potential it's simply amazing before I keep on looking around with magicule sense like a country bumpkin I make the obvious decision of letting "Great Sage" take control of my body and letting it Hunt. "Great Sage" is a fucking cheat and I am about to abuse the shit out of it. 'Great Sage take control of my body and start hunting the weak monsters in the vicinity using the skill predator.'

"Understood."

I watch as "Great Sage" takes the wheels for me first going for a group of goblins with clubs and Rocks, obviously, they can't match Great Sage since they are weak as the "Great Sage" abuses the skill "Predator" and spams it like League of Legends player on cocaine eating all of their group while they are scrambling shouting and screaming trying to escape while some of them put up futile struggles

I watch as useless skills and such pile-up

"Skill [Bad Stench] Gained."

"Skill [Empowered Strike] Gained."

"Skill [Sprint] Gained"

I watch as [Great Sage] takes up a Blunt Club running atop the trees empowering my body with magicules increasing my speed jumping on top of one of the wolves and bashing their skulls in throwing one wolf onto another and creating a chain reaction of deaths as it uses [Predator]

"Skill [Leadership] Gained."

"Skill [Keen Smell] Gained."

"Skill [Sense Soundwave] Gained."

As I take control of my body I can't help but marvel at the efficiency of [Great Sage] With this out of the way I must get to civilization maybe I can even steal someone's swordsmanship through [Predator] it wouldn't be too bad. I think as I start to see a small village in the corner of my vision from afar

And CLIFFHANGER MOTHAFUCKA…..

(I wanted to go with the vampire stuff in the world of Alucard but I wanted to make the main character literally an invincible monster a fucking maniac that will eat planets and kill trillions because he fucking wants to also I'll probably add some eldritch lore since i can add ton of stuff through imagination though nothing promised.)