"Drogba still needs some time to adjust his body, although he is already quite formidable, but there's room for improvement. He's going to be one of the most impactful strikers in the world!"
"Pepe..."
The reporter ran for his life.
Oh my god.
So what you mean is that a bunch of superstars are playing in the Portuguese league?
That really is a bit beneath you guys.
You ought to be playing in the Champions League.
From the sound of it, not even Royal Madrid, the Premier League's big two, or Italy's top seven could match up to you, right?
Afterward, a flood of related news broke out in the media.
"The dust settles on the Lisbon derby, Sporting Lisbon finally becoming the master after years as the underdog, taking a splendid victory away from Luz Stadium!"
"Gomes' hat-trick fails to save the day! A pair of hat-tricks crushes for Sporting!"
"Cristiano scores and takes home a hat-trick, topping the Portuguese league's scoring charts!"