MAKE THEM JEALOUS

EMILY'S STANDPOINT 

Some days I try to think about something that is quite likeable about Alexander but each time I try I'm reminded of why I dislike him in the first place.

He is an asshole!

He should be given a Grammy award for being a natural asshole without trying so hard because how the hell can someone be so infuriating without even trying? 

Ok, let's dial back a little bit.....

After the frightening phone call with his father, his mood became sour and I was at the receiving end. I had to do stupid things because my boss said I should do them.

First of all he instructed me to think of things to give a lady to calm her down which was one heck of a difficult task.

As much as I could remember, ladies are insufferable beings and trying to appease them after offending them is not as easy as those dumb movies make it seem.