Onyx being a terror?

I woke up with a packaged steak on my chest, not the weirdest awakening I have ever had but its up there. Looking to my right, The assumed culprit Orchid was staring at me with a beaming smile. "Good morning my love, Orchid found you some food." I could tell Orchid was proud at providing for me in the strange alien environment that was Ronnies ship. Usually she would just bring me a piece of biltong mystery meat combo from who knows what manner of creatures and I would munch on that. this led me to assume she had aid finding the food stores here.

Deciding to let her have her small achievement I greeted. "Good morning my little provider, thank you for putting the steak in a bag on my chest as that is a normal thing to place there." Orchid did not detect my sarcasm at the end and was all smiles at a job well done.