Yoink

He started to yell out as he held Excalibur in his hands, flying towards me again. He held the mythical sword above his head in a chopping position. I rolled my eyes as the sword began to light up again a small laugh escaping me as I watched it all.

I had started to get annoyed by his arrogance. 'Is this really what the Celtic Gods are teaching him?' I once again teleported beside him, his reaction speed unable to keep up with my instantaneous teleportation. I looked at the awesome sword and felt a spark come from something inside me that hadn't had a chance to be used yet. With alacrity and happiness I punched the man straight in the face whilst using the Force to hold onto the sword Excalibur, the sword attempting to resist but failing.

Blood and saliva flew through the air as shockwave of compressed air spread outwards from my punch, teeth following behind. He blasted away into the distance leaving massive rings in the air as he was positively beaten unconscious in those few seconds.

Pulling the sword closer to me i inspected the weapon, finding the runes to be of a unique system that relies off of the pure intent of the caster and not just the meaning of the runes. 'That could be useful!' I took the sword in my hand, a glowing golden light beginning to seep out of the runes until it was fully covered, the sword starting to fade.

"Oh no you don't..."

A golden water-like portal opened up behind my head as i tossed the weapon through, any power that was being used to summon it now completely cut off. 

[Ding! You have gained Excalibur (Incomplete), Gate of Babylon has gained 1 more treasure!]

'Great! Now i just need to stea- Uhmm, liberate, yes liberate some more weapons of power. Oh yes, Skadi, can the Gate of Babylon accept firearms and other weapons from more modern societies?'

[Of course, any weapon or treasure is able to be stored, the space is as large as your Multiversal Inventory.]

'Great! Maybe i should go to different marvel universes and steal their shit?'

[Hehe it'd be funny to watch their expressions for sure!]

I summoned Excalibur from my Gate of Babylon, watching as the blade of the sword slowly pointed out of the golden well. I swatted my hand down and watched as the sword flung at faster than sound speeds and pierced into an empty bus, picking it up off of its tires and flinging it through the air for a hundred meters.

'Awesome! So this is what Gilgamesh felt like in Fate?'

Feeling that i was done with the current situation i teleported to the live streamer, gave a wink to her chat and then disappeared, heading for home as i was already tired and I'd only been out for an hour or two.

When i appeared at home Illyana and Jean immediately rushed up and hugged me, a blush spreading along their body as the live stream i had just left was playing on the TV, apparently they had found the internet capabilities of the TV.

"Haha hello babes! I just met the most stupid person in the world, he even beat my past self in that regard!"

...

Meanwhile, In Avalon, a woman adorned in beautiful flowing white robes sat drinking tea by the side of a lake, her ocean-like eyes slightly glowing in the faint sunlight that sprinkled through the nearby canopy. Bright red hair softly dangled down till her mid back as many braids were sown into her hairstyle. Across from her sat a man with thick muscles and a herculean build, blue war paint spread over his exposed upper body as his green eyes were glued to the spear in front of him.

Gáe Bulg, the spear of Mortal Death and Pain, granted to him by the wonderous teacher Scáthach, a woman of obscene power and martial adeptness to the point she battles Ares and Mars and came out on top on several occasions.

"Nineve, what am i supposed to do about the other gods? They constantly threaten us and try and isolate us despite the power of our Pantheon... Should i just fight them?"

" Cúchulainn, you can't always solve an issue with violence. Diplomacy is required. I would suggest maybe speaking with Ogham, he is an eloquent speaker and poet, he could possibly give you some other more rounded advice..."

As she finished Nineve looked towards the lake, the water quaking and shimmering as a whirlpool began to croon a soft melody of flowing water.

"No, that is not possible..."

"What is it Nineve?"

"Excalibur has been taken from me, its connection severed... What has happened to Brian?"

"This does not bode well, with you lacking Excalibur and the Gods of other Pantheons trying to push for space in Avalon, i am afraid we can only ask help from Merlin." Cúchulainn was calm but resigned as he flexed his forearms slightly, his hand grasping Gáe Bulg just that little bit tighter.

"Go to that little brat? I do not think he would be kind to our plight, especially considering what i had done to him in the past... But, it is better than any other plan i can think of. In the meantime i will meet Brian. I shall see you in a sun's cycle."

"Very well, ádh mór!"

"Thank you old friend, ádh mór to you as well."

...

Emelia now sat down on the couch of her house with two of her wives currently hugging her from both sides, her insides feeling full of warmth as the two women gently breathed in and out as if they had fallen asleep. 

'Seems last night was still too much for them... I wasn't even fully satisfied at the end. This sin of Lust is sure something to be able to satisfy four women like that.'

The sound of moving pots and pans could be heard from the kitchen as Oceana was cooking steak and chips, a staple of Australian food. She was humming a small ditty as the front door opened and Illyana stepped through, her beautiful summer dress (Imagine what you want) flowing around her body and outlining her figure perfectly.

Moments later she summoned her magic plane and began to drop a huge amount of different clothing, items, appliances and other shit. I smiled at this as i didn't care about money, i could easily steal that even if i didn't have 100 billion...

"Did you have fun honey?"

"Yes! There were all sorts of interesting things! There were cafes with all types of coffee and so many different stores!" She excitedly regaled me with her adventures today and her experience with KFC. Supposedly she really loved it and wanted more at some point, this just reinforced my love of her as I also loved KFC in Australia.

"What have you been doing Honey?" She asked me as Jean and Idun were hugging my sides and listening in with mild interest.

"Went to England and checked on some friends, saved some people from some evil wizards/witches then repaired the damage they did to central London that revealed magic to the world... Fought some toffy nosed brat with his Captain America Cosplay and liberated his shitty sword."

"Sounds like you... I'm glad you had fun!"

I laughed at her casualness with what i had just told her, I was used to her becoming stunned with everyone else but it seemed she didn't care so long as i came back to her.

"Lovelies, food is ready!"

"""Yay!"""

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