Side Story 5
Snow Fall In The Middle Of The Summer.
"Why is this happening today? " Kakashi groaned.
It was the middle of the summer for God's sake.
Then why was the road was covered in snow ? Not only the road, but half of the village was covered in snow.
"The temperature is lower than usual. It's something happened to Naruto ?"
Kakashi wore his winter clothes and when towards the Hokage's office.
As soon as he reached the tower an anbu agent quickly came in front of him.
"It is good that I found you here senpai. Hokage sama was searching for you."
The anbu who he remembered as Tenzo, told him.
So without hesitation he went towards the office room.
Tsunade was already waiting for him.
"Good you are here Kakashi. I am giving you a secret S rank mission." Without delay Tsunade went straight to business.
"What is it Hokage Sama ?" Kakashi was confused. He wanted to ask about the snow and Naruto but it seemed that the hokage has more important matter to discuss with him.
"Alright ! I will explain it to you. Naruto is going through the time of her month. As you can guess due to her mood swings this hellish situation has appeared in our village. The village is covered in snow during summer. If this continued on, then we might have to change the village name from the village hidden in the leaves to the village hidden in ice.
Not to mention our crops are being affected."
Tsunade explained to him. Kakashi has expected that something has happened to Naruto but this is out of his pay grade.
"Your mission is to go on a long term mission with her to outside the land of fire. Actually it is a B rank mission. But you have to make sure that she doesn't cause any colateral damage. Not to mention you have to watch out for Akatsuki. And don't forget to distract her as much as possible. Due to the intensity of this mission and the mental stress you might suffer afterwards I have ranked this mission as an S rank mission.
Danzo might have gone for good but the headache I am facing now is worse than before."
Kakashi gulped after listening her explanation.
"Hokage Sama can I please not take this mission ?"
"Don't worry Kakashi the village will remember your sacrifice but in case you survive I have talked with Inoichi Yamanaka. He will able to cure your mental damage."
"This fate is worse than death ! Hokage sama !"
"I will send yamato to accompany you. He just recently returned to the Anbu. But I guess it can't be helped. *Sigh* Now don't complain. I will tell Jiraya to give you a signed copy of his new ichha ichha violence." Tsunade tried to bribe Kakashi.
And after listening to the bribe, Kakashi's eyes lit up like stars. And he immediately agreed to the mission, even without knowing the details.
...
"So we have to investigate the kidnappings in the south of land of fire ?" Naruto was in her oversized teddy bear outfit. No one new from whom she gets her outfits. But she didn't seem to be happy after receiving this mission.
"Yes. We have gotten more than seven C rank requests searching for the lost persons from that area. Even a few bandit groups have gone missing from that area. That's why there is a high probability that shinobis are involved in this case. So we will be searching and investigating the entire area. That includes the Southern border of land of fire, a few parts of land of waves, a few small island Nations, and the border of land of hot springs." Kakashi explained.
"So this will be a long term mission ?" Sakura asked.
"Yes in a way. But if we are able to find the culprit, then our mission will be over regardless of time." Kakashi explained.
"Alright we will come back in zippy !" Naruto was fired up.
So on they are way to the border of land of fire, Naruto didn't cause any trouble for Kakashi. But soon he regretted relaxing near Naruto.
As soon as they reached the southern border post, Naruto went ahead and demanded the map of every village and town near the border. Kakashi tried to calm her down. But the shinobi incharge of the post gave her the map after seeing Kakashi with her.
She made about a thousand of shadow clones.
And this scattered in the entire area.
Kakashi tried to convince Naruto to take it easy. But Naruto was in no mood of listening to him. Within three hours, Naruto found out about the culprit.
Orochimaru, has made a base in an abandoned Island in the south of land of waves.
Not only that but it seems that Sasuke is in the hideout.
As soon as they received the news, the group of four, went straight to the hideout.
The clone Naruto has not only frozen the sea around the island but also created a thick dome of ice around it before dispelling herself.
Many prisoners along with Sasuke, a red haired kunoichi and a white haired teen with Kubikiribōchō.
Kakashi sighed in relief. He might not have to focus on Naruto anymore. With Sasuke in the picture Naruto will be focused on him. This mission would be easier than he thought.
But little did he know that his dream is going to shatter soon.
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"Hey isn't that blade kyuubibutcher !" Naruto pointed at the blade on the back of the white haired teen.
"It is Kubikiribōchō Naruto. Not kyuubibutcher." Kakashi tried to muffle his laugh.
"Yeah yeah that one, Zabuza's big a** sword.
Hey old man, who looks like a kid ! Where did you get that sword from ?"
The opponents brain has short circuited after seeing Naruto. Especially Sasuke. But they can't be blamed. It is not everyday that you face a fox girl, wearing a oversized teddy bear costume who will fry your brain without any oil.
But Sasuke was an Uchiha not for nothing. He quickly recovered and asked.
"Since when you are into cosplay dobe ?"
As expected he recognised Naruto.
"I am not cosplaying ! Teme ! And what's with your outfit. You looks like a stripper from a brothrel. If only you had bigger boobs, you would have gained a lot of money you know !"
That made a tick mark grow on his temple.
"Who's this Sasuke ! I hope not your friend ! Cause I am gonna kill her !" Suigetsu was angry.
"Shut it ! You youlkless egg !" Naruto's comment made the red haired girl besides Sasuke fell on the ground with laughter. But she didn't enjoy her laugh for long.
"Why are you rolling on the ground you flat chested tomato head ?"
"..."
""""Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha""""
Kakashi couldn't believe that he himself was rolling on the frozen ice surface clutching his stomach while laughing hard. Everyone was laughing except for Naruto and the red haired girl.
"Wow ! Even the ever stoic Mr ' I am the king of brooding Sasuke sama ' is laughing. Hey Kakashi tell me that I am not sleeping. Or someone really pulled out the Uchiha rod of 'stoicness' out of his a** ?"
"..."
""""Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha""""
This time everyone except Sasuke and Naruto were rolling on the ground.
But then Naruto suddenly became very serious.
"Sasuke ! I know your secret !"
Sasuke was already very angry. So he became more serious. He couldn't break the dome made up of ice with his strongest attack. So he took the situation very seriously.
"You used to love your brother. You wanted to make out with him and wanted a family with him. But then he betrayed his entire clan, betrayed you and ran away with his secret lover who has stolen my panties. That's why you want to find him. Right ! I knew that you are a gay Sasugay, but incest is morally wrong. So how about you come back to the village. There are plenty of strong men in our village too."
"....*sound of crickets*...."
*Thud*
"It seemed that Sasuke's brain short circuited . Let's head back to the village so we can treat him." Kakashi sighed.
...in another dimension...
In front of a 52" tv, both Naruko and Kurama gulped.
"This talk no jutsu is more dangerous than your devil fruit." Kurama commented.
And Naruko nodded her head.
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