The Farming Gurus

The Global Chat was instantly filled with #8950's customers warning the others about his scam because of the nonsensical contents of the video.

They thought they would see someone demonstrating the proper process of farming, but instead they saw a monkey shaking its butt, dancing around the fields like a drunken man with its weird moves while shouting incoherent words.

The customers on the global chat demanded a refund. Otherwise, they will not stop disrupting #8950's business.

#8950 only responded, 'Wait 'til you see the end of the video before claiming my business is a scam.'

Thus, the buyers went back and did what #8950 said, and all of them sprang to their feet when they saw small green shoots sprouting on the soil after the monkey finished his drunken dancing ritual.

Dang! 

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We could farm now with just shaking out butts? So high-tech!