The Man That Boned Your Ass Twice

"Man, you're getting annoying now." The Boar King said as he grabbed hold of the familiar figure at the entrance to Guna Caves, "Did you seriously plan to throw me into this place?"

"That was my plan, but it seems to have failed," The familiar figure smiled wryly, "Thankfully, I bought enough time once again…"

"Are you screwing with me?" The Boar King snorted and flicked the latter's forehead, "It has only been eighteen hours since then. Your Daily Checkpoint shouldn't be back up yet."

"As expected of you, big brother. You know your stuff. But," The familiar figure laughed as his eyes turned dull all of a sudden, "What makes you think this is my actual body?"

"I have been saying this from the start. This is merely a clone."

"What the fuck…" The Boar King cursed in response to see the familiar figure become a speck of grain once again. He was damn irritated now, growling in anger.