Eat her tofu all day

"Waahahah! Serve them all right! How dare they think they can date before me!? If I'm single, everyone's single!" 

"I'm not a part of this toxicity," Primo remarked as he leaned back against the intricate chair while eating chips. "I came with them last night because I thought it was fun since they do it all the time."

Princess chuckled and shook her head. "I don't know this either. Joker, that's not nice."

"Of course, it's not! Why would I do it if it is?" Joker roared and shook his head. "But it was funny! They can try all they want, but the next person who will marry is me!" 

Princess and Primo exchanged looks while Joker was laughing evilly again. 

Unfortunately, all the speed dating and blind dates Axel, Moose, and Gray attended were all hosted by Joker. And yes, everyone participating was just actors he hired to pull the biggest prank on those three. It was toxic, but also deadly. This was a dangerous game only Joker would play.