Making use of Sakazuki

Galan sat in the house, wondering what to do with his new information. Was there a way to kill these birds together? He tapped on the table and closed his eyes before taking out a red snail.

Olvia watched him as he connected up a black box to the snail, making a call.

Sakazuki's voice growled through the snail "Who is this?" Galan cracked his neck and said through the black box, "Vice-Admiral Sakazuki, pleasure to make your acquaintance. I seem to have come under some information that may or may not be important to your marines. Kehhehhehheh~"

Olvia leaned her cheek on her palm, watching Galan pretend to be someone else. Sakazuki barked out angrily "You bastard! Who the fuck are you?!" Galan laughed eerily, however the rest of his face was expressionless, "Consider me a distant admirer~ Kehhehhehheh~ Your promotion to Admiral is very important to me so I want to make a deal~!"

Sakazuki frowned at the snail as it spoke again, the snail seemingly sleeping in front of him, "Before you hang up~ I'm not a Pirate~ Kehhehhehhehh~ However, your G-5 base Marine Vergo… I can't say the same KEHIHIHIHIHIHI~" Sakazuki sneered "And I should believe you? State your name, coward!"

Galan snorted silently before licking his lips and laughing "Silly Vice-Admiral~ Won't you come and burn me to ashes too? Here's the deal, sweetie~ Kehihihihi~ You take care of Vergo and I keep our conversation between us. I have a lot of information that may or may not make you look more like a pirate~ KEHIHIHIHIHIHIE~"

Sakazuki smashed his desk and shouted at the snail "I will find you! You dirty rat!" Galan cackled strangely "O'Hara evacuation ship. Deliberry Island, South Blue 1489. Vesuvia Country, North Blue 1497." Sakazuki froze and his body slowly bubbled with magma as he roared "I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU!"

Just before he destroyed the snail, Galan cackled "Pleasure doing business with you, Sa-ku-zu-ki-chan~" before hanging up with a blank face. Sakazuki smashed the snail and trembled angrily as the room started catching fire, he clenched his fists and grit his teeth before shouting "CHANGE COURSE! GO TO G-5!"

Galan looked at the listless snail before taking off the black box and putting him down in the garden outside. He came back inside and Olvia was looking at him with a soft smile, he frowned and felt himself getting aggravated at her look.

She smiled and closed her eyes saying "Oh my. Our Fleet Admiral is an insidious man!" Galan ignored her nonsense and went to get himself a drink as she leaned back on the chair, sighing "How many birds is it this time? Two? Three? A hundred? Provoke the Mass Murderer to kill Doflamingo's inside man and cause friction between the two sides. You're buying time for Dressrosa and pushing Sakazuki off the cliff at the same time…"

Then she sighed again, "Maybe next time it'll be me~ What a life…" Galan frowned at her and said "You're getting comfortable here?" Olvia smiled widely at him, "Not at all, I hate it here." Galan snorted and turned back, adding "Then leave." Olvia chuckled and retorted gently "No~"

The next day Rosinante was welcomed to hell itself.

It didn't take long for Galan to hear about Sakazuki murdering Vergo at the G-5 Base, however he was surprised to hear that Sakazuki tortured a confession from Vergo. He frowned to himself, he was going to label Sakazuki as a traitor after this incident, but it seemed that was a bust.

However the goal was achieved.

Doflamingo was angry.

Very angry.

Galan immediately contacted Garp and told him to make his way to the G-5 base to protect the Marines stationed there. Garp was confused and Galan told him, "Doflamingo's Cadre, Virgo, the Marine spy, was killed by Sakazuki. I don't want this guy to slaughter the G-5 Base out of rage. You stay there for a while until Doflamingo goes after Sakazuki then you can go back to your grandson."

Garp complained "Alright Mr Celestial! Will that be all, Mr Celestial?" Galan ignored him and said "While you're there you might as well see if the Sun Pirates are hanging around over there." Garp asked in confusion "Sun Pirates? The Fish-men? What do you want with them?"

Galan replied "The Fish-Men aren't bad people because they're Fish-Men. They're criminals but most of them are non-lethal. I have dozens of reports of injuries with no casualties and the ones with casualties are not done by Fisher Tiger but one Fish-Man. I don't have eyes on Fish-Man Island and I want some. Just let me know if you see anything."

Garp rolled his eyes and said "I want a raise." Galan retorted "We have no money." with an expressionless face as he hung up. He rolled a coin through his leather gloved fingers while looking at his notebook.

It was filled to the brim.

He frowned and continued writing.

Months passed just like this.

Garp made it to G-5 just in time to save the Marines at the base and fight off Doflamingo's crew.

Doflamingo's face was ugly as he glared at Garp and said "Retreat! I'll find that fucking bastard myself." Garp stood on the island and watched them go, laughing while complaining on the inside.

He got here and threw 2 punches, suddenly it was over.

He only liked dogs, he wasn't one himself!